A/N: Not much to say except, even though its lunch they're going to get Owl
Post so deal with it. This is going to be another short chapter without
any songs.
Chapter 7: Lunch and Subliminal Messages
----At Lunch----
The owls just flew in with the mail.
"Hey, look at the Daily Prophet!" said Harry.
"What about it?" asked Ron.
"Look they have a big Book Review!" said Hermione.
"I just love reviews!" said Ron.
"Whatcha lookin' at?" asked Ginny, who was walking by.
"Oh, just a book review," said Hermione.
"Oh, cool!" exclaimed Ginny.
"Well that's a mean review," said Hermione, "I've read that book, and it's great!"
"Wow, there are 27 reviews here!" said Ron, everyone looked at him, he had just counted to 27!
"That's a nice review! That author must be really happy!" said Harry.
"Hey, have you guys read the Daily Prophet? It says you can send in reviews for them to put in the 'Reviews' section!" said Dean, who had just walked up.
(A/N: If you don't know what I'm doing now, you're really slow.)
"Wow, I just love reviewing things, like say a book or fan fiction," said Hermione.
"What?" said a whole bunch of people.
"Never mind," said Hermione.
"Okay, its time for the next singers to get ready!" announced Dumbledore.
----Meanwhile at the Staff Table----
"Albus, did you see the Daily Prophet?" asked McGonagall.
"Yes, I really liked the reviews," replied Dumbledore.
"Oh, are you talking about the reviews in the Daily Prophet? I think the reviews were way too nice! I'm going to send in a bunch of really mean reviews, because I'm just that way!" said Snape.
"Well are you ready to review the student's performances?" asked Dumbledore.
"Yes, and also going to be unnecessarily mean to everyone except the Slytherins!" replied Snape.
"Severus! That isn't very nice!" exclaimed McGonagall.
"Well that is kind of the point!" replied Snape.
"Well its time to get ready Snape dog!" announced Dumbledore, getting ready to review the students.
"I hate it when he does that," Snape mumbled under his breath.
"Okay," said Dumbledore, conjuring the stage again, "The next singer will be....."
A/N: I have this thing for cliffies! Anyway, we're just gonna pretend a bunch of people already sang and we're gonna skip to the last two! Oh, and whoever can figure out the "hidden" message in this chapter gets a cookie! Okies!
Chapter 7: Lunch and Subliminal Messages
----At Lunch----
The owls just flew in with the mail.
"Hey, look at the Daily Prophet!" said Harry.
"What about it?" asked Ron.
"Look they have a big Book Review!" said Hermione.
"I just love reviews!" said Ron.
"Whatcha lookin' at?" asked Ginny, who was walking by.
"Oh, just a book review," said Hermione.
"Oh, cool!" exclaimed Ginny.
"Well that's a mean review," said Hermione, "I've read that book, and it's great!"
"Wow, there are 27 reviews here!" said Ron, everyone looked at him, he had just counted to 27!
"That's a nice review! That author must be really happy!" said Harry.
"Hey, have you guys read the Daily Prophet? It says you can send in reviews for them to put in the 'Reviews' section!" said Dean, who had just walked up.
(A/N: If you don't know what I'm doing now, you're really slow.)
"Wow, I just love reviewing things, like say a book or fan fiction," said Hermione.
"What?" said a whole bunch of people.
"Never mind," said Hermione.
"Okay, its time for the next singers to get ready!" announced Dumbledore.
----Meanwhile at the Staff Table----
"Albus, did you see the Daily Prophet?" asked McGonagall.
"Yes, I really liked the reviews," replied Dumbledore.
"Oh, are you talking about the reviews in the Daily Prophet? I think the reviews were way too nice! I'm going to send in a bunch of really mean reviews, because I'm just that way!" said Snape.
"Well are you ready to review the student's performances?" asked Dumbledore.
"Yes, and also going to be unnecessarily mean to everyone except the Slytherins!" replied Snape.
"Severus! That isn't very nice!" exclaimed McGonagall.
"Well that is kind of the point!" replied Snape.
"Well its time to get ready Snape dog!" announced Dumbledore, getting ready to review the students.
"I hate it when he does that," Snape mumbled under his breath.
"Okay," said Dumbledore, conjuring the stage again, "The next singer will be....."
A/N: I have this thing for cliffies! Anyway, we're just gonna pretend a bunch of people already sang and we're gonna skip to the last two! Oh, and whoever can figure out the "hidden" message in this chapter gets a cookie! Okies!
