A/N: Cool 8 Chapters already! Yay! I love you all my loyal reviewers!
Disclaimer: All songs in Chapters 4-8 belong to Shania Twain!
Chapter 8: The End of Round 1 and a Big Surprise
"....Harry Potter singing Up!" announced Dumbledore.
Harry walked out wearing regular school clothes, that were charmed to be sparkly, (A/N: I have an unhealthy obsession with sparkles) and looked like he would rather be ANYWHERE else.
"It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily"
"Well, Harry doesn't sound like he isn't having a very good day!" said Ron. Hermione smacked him upside his head, Harry told her to take over for him while he was singing.
"Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots -
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here"
A couple of people close to the stage could've swore they heard him mutter "yeah right" under his breath. He continued to sing (totally without enthusiasm)..
"Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
There ain't no explanation why -
things like that can make you cry
Just gotta learn to have a laugh"
"Ha ha! He said 'Cry'!" said Malfoy. Hermione smacked him upside his head, she's getting good at that.
"Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
When everything is goin' wrong
Don't worry, it won't last for long
Yeah, it's all gonna come around
Don't go let it get you down
You gotta keep on holding on
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily
Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here
Oh - I'm going up (4x)
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah..."
Harry finished, still with that look that says "I would rather be ANYWHERE but here" while he waited for the judge's comments, when he really couldn't care less.
McGonagall: Well you, um, tried and that's all that matters! I give you a 4 for effort!
Snape: Hate it, hate you, 1!
Dumbledore: Dog! You could at least PRETEND like you're trying! I give you a 3, leaving you with a total 8! Ouch, dog!
Harry shrugged, waked offstage and said to Hermione, "Don't give me any of that sing-a-happy-song-to-make-you-feel-better junk ever again!"
"I was just trying to help....." said Hermione.
"HELP?! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!" he shouted running out of the hall.
"Oookay, now on to the last performance...." Dumbledore started. The Hall burst out in cheers, "Of the round!" The cheers died, now they rest next to Harry's Hope.
"The last singer will be......"
I
T H I N K
I ' L L
E N D
H E R E
NAH!!
"...Ron Weasly!"
The unseen Ron replied "Fred and George are gonna perform with me, 'kay?"
"Whatever The Rules are really vague anyway!" replied Dumbledore.
Then, duh duh duh DUM, Ron, Fred, and George walked out wearing matching red sparkly (A/N: There I go with the sparkles again) dresses with poofy sleeves and ruffles at the end of the skirt. They were also wearing matching blond curly wigs, with sparkles! (A/N: I'm gonna do this song the same way I do the judge's comments)
Ron: I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
At this point Ginny was banging her head on the table saying, "Why? Why?......"
Fred: Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
George: No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
Ron: I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Ginny was starting to edge toward the door.
Twins: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
All: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Now even the strongest couldn't hold in their laughter, except Snape, who is physically unable to laugh.
Ron: The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
Twins: We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
With this, the three threw their wigs into the crowd, by chance (and good aim) Fred's wig landed right on Snape's head, causing the crowd to laugh harder, if possible.
Ron: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
All: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Twins: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
All: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Ron: I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
All: I feel like a woman
The Hall burst out in applause added to the laughter.
Snape: 1. (he was VERY angry and had already taken the wig off and set it on fire)
McGonagall: I must admit it was funny, but this is not supposed to be a comedy contest so I give it a 7.
Dumbledore: laugh 10 laugh (when he is finally able to control his laughter.) So that gives you 18 points, dog!
Ron and the twins walk off stage barely controlling their own laughter.
"That is it for today, so we shall have dinner and then you may go back to your Common Rooms!" announced Dumbledore.
A/N: Sorry that took FOREVER to write! I'll start on the next chapter right away!
Disclaimer: All songs in Chapters 4-8 belong to Shania Twain!
Chapter 8: The End of Round 1 and a Big Surprise
"....Harry Potter singing Up!" announced Dumbledore.
Harry walked out wearing regular school clothes, that were charmed to be sparkly, (A/N: I have an unhealthy obsession with sparkles) and looked like he would rather be ANYWHERE else.
"It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily"
"Well, Harry doesn't sound like he isn't having a very good day!" said Ron. Hermione smacked him upside his head, Harry told her to take over for him while he was singing.
"Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots -
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here"
A couple of people close to the stage could've swore they heard him mutter "yeah right" under his breath. He continued to sing (totally without enthusiasm)..
"Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
There ain't no explanation why -
things like that can make you cry
Just gotta learn to have a laugh"
"Ha ha! He said 'Cry'!" said Malfoy. Hermione smacked him upside his head, she's getting good at that.
"Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
When everything is goin' wrong
Don't worry, it won't last for long
Yeah, it's all gonna come around
Don't go let it get you down
You gotta keep on holding on
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way -
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's commin' easily
Up - up - up -
Can only go up from here
Up - up - up - Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up - up - up -
There's no way but up from here
Oh - I'm going up (4x)
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah..."
Harry finished, still with that look that says "I would rather be ANYWHERE but here" while he waited for the judge's comments, when he really couldn't care less.
McGonagall: Well you, um, tried and that's all that matters! I give you a 4 for effort!
Snape: Hate it, hate you, 1!
Dumbledore: Dog! You could at least PRETEND like you're trying! I give you a 3, leaving you with a total 8! Ouch, dog!
Harry shrugged, waked offstage and said to Hermione, "Don't give me any of that sing-a-happy-song-to-make-you-feel-better junk ever again!"
"I was just trying to help....." said Hermione.
"HELP?! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!" he shouted running out of the hall.
"Oookay, now on to the last performance...." Dumbledore started. The Hall burst out in cheers, "Of the round!" The cheers died, now they rest next to Harry's Hope.
"The last singer will be......"
I
T H I N K
I ' L L
E N D
H E R E
NAH!!
"...Ron Weasly!"
The unseen Ron replied "Fred and George are gonna perform with me, 'kay?"
"Whatever The Rules are really vague anyway!" replied Dumbledore.
Then, duh duh duh DUM, Ron, Fred, and George walked out wearing matching red sparkly (A/N: There I go with the sparkles again) dresses with poofy sleeves and ruffles at the end of the skirt. They were also wearing matching blond curly wigs, with sparkles! (A/N: I'm gonna do this song the same way I do the judge's comments)
Ron: I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
At this point Ginny was banging her head on the table saying, "Why? Why?......"
Fred: Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
George: No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
Ron: I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Ginny was starting to edge toward the door.
Twins: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
All: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Now even the strongest couldn't hold in their laughter, except Snape, who is physically unable to laugh.
Ron: The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
Twins: We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
With this, the three threw their wigs into the crowd, by chance (and good aim) Fred's wig landed right on Snape's head, causing the crowd to laugh harder, if possible.
Ron: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
All: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Twins: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
All: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Ron: I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
All: I feel like a woman
The Hall burst out in applause added to the laughter.
Snape: 1. (he was VERY angry and had already taken the wig off and set it on fire)
McGonagall: I must admit it was funny, but this is not supposed to be a comedy contest so I give it a 7.
Dumbledore: laugh 10 laugh (when he is finally able to control his laughter.) So that gives you 18 points, dog!
Ron and the twins walk off stage barely controlling their own laughter.
"That is it for today, so we shall have dinner and then you may go back to your Common Rooms!" announced Dumbledore.
A/N: Sorry that took FOREVER to write! I'll start on the next chapter right away!
