Hey, this is Liri (dracoxme4ever) and Gabs (Storm Black). We're bringing you a cowritten fic... so here you go!


To: From: Fellow Student,

I'm your helper for your Muggle Studies assignment, apparently. Because I know how to use computers and you just… don't. To fill you in, some of us students volunteered to help Muggle Studies students learn how to use computers. Professor Dumbledore said this has to be anonymous and over email, though. I wonder why?

Well, I suppose we can't just very well call each other 'person' or 'fellow student'. You can pick what you want to be called. Hmm… I'd tell you to call me by my middle name but I don't like it all that much. Blimey, even my friends don't know it. How about… Helena? It's from a Shakespeare play, if you know what one is. I can't tell you my real name if this is anonymous, certainly not.

I guess I can't tell you what house I'm in either… well, to get things moving along, I ought to say some things about me. I like to do. I like reading. Well, I suppose asking you what side you are on in the war would be too personal too? I think you can tell which side I'm for already. My friend wants to be an auror.

Ugh! It's so hard trying to talk to someone you don't know yet sometimes. Arrgh!

Hopefully, we can actually have a civilized conversation. Today, you simply will not believe what my friend said.

Me: Why do you have that funny face on? Why aren't you taking notes?

My friend: Well, do you have a tissue or really soft paper with you?

Ewl! Honestly, my friends can be annoying sometimes but I still love them. They always daydream in History of Magic and then, they copy my notes! I mean, I know Prof. Binns can be boring but don't they want to pass their N.E.W.T.s? Paying attention in class means you do better homework which means you do better on tests which means better marks!

Well, I simply can't think of anything else to say, or rather write. I have to work on my essay for Potions… it's supposed to be three sheets of paper and I only have five sheets so far. I have to keep Snape from taking points from my house with my long essays!

Longer E-mail Next Time,

Helena


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