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to: from: 'Helena',

Yes, I know where that name is from. I'm not stupid. It's from a Midsummer's Night Dream. I'm in Muggle Studies, remember? Obviously we've covered Muggle literature like Shakespeare. If you're Helena, then I suppose I ought to be Demetrius. He ends up being Helena's lover and husband at the end, though that will really just NOT happen here, right?

I'm guessing that you're not in Slytherin if Snape takes points from your house. He's not so bad once you get to know him, in a greasy old git way. He's good to pull a fun prank on now and then. I left a bunch of copies of Lockhart's autobiography lying around and he nearly had a nervous breakdown. Snape really can't handle our DADA teachers, it seems.

As to your friend with the snotty nose, that's really gross. I mean it. Two of my friends never say much… or think much for that matter, it appears. I wouldn't be surprised if there was, uh, vellyater music playing in their heads instead of thoughts. It's a wonder that they haven't been expelled yet.

Asking what side I'm on for the war is a VERY personal question. Get some sensitivity, Helena. How about just asking what my favorite color or ice cream flavor or some other stupid ass question like that? That would be an icebreaker.

So… do you have a pet? See? Stupid lame question but it will suffice.

Anyway, Dumbledore is obviously being his mad self by having us remain anonymous. I mean, really, what's the big deal if you know who I really am and vice-versa? No problem methinks.

Well… this email thingy is so hard. This is a stupid project...

From,

Demetrius


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