A/N: I'm back! Of course I'm also back to school, so I won't be updating as often, but I try!

Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue!

Chapter 13: SUPER CHAPTER!

"....Hannah Abbot? Wait! That can't happen! She's not important enough!" said Dumbledore, surprised that a MINOR character had made it into the contest!

Hannah ignored him and stepped up, wearing a sparkly pink tank top and jeans with butterflies and stuff on them, her curly blond hair was flowing freely around her face, she sag out in a high sweet voice;

"If I had a zillion dollars and the whole
world on a string
Diamonds in my pockets and the power of a king
I don't think I'd be any happier than I am right now
'Cause money's only paper, It might buy a lot of stuff
But if money's what your chasing
You won't ever have enough
'Cause the best things in life
Might not be free but they sure are cheap"

"Hey! That's not right! If money's not important I have nothing!" whined Draco, Harry smacked him upside his head.

"Haha!" said Ron in a very Nelson-from-the-Simpsons like fashion.

"Like sunshine, blue skies and the river on
a hot hot day
Moonlight and a good fight, standing out
In the pouring rain
So many things that money buys
But really nothing I can find
Like sunshine and love"

"AHHHH!!! HAPPINESS!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!" screamed Harry running around in circles, but no one seemed to notice.

"There is something about the moment
When two hemispheres collide
And someone opens up their world and lets
You see inside
And you realize that everything that you've
been waiting for
For your whole life is standing right there
There ain't nothing like love"

"Except cheese!" said Ron, Harry smacked him upside his head (bet you didn't see that coming!)

"And sunshine, blue skies and the river on a
Hot hot day
Moonlight and a good fight standing out
In the pouring rain

Like sunshine, blue skies and the river on
a hot hot day
Moonlight and a good fight, standing out
In the pouring rain
So many things that money buys
But really nothing I can find
Like sunshine and love!"

Hannah finished, flushed, and waited for the judge's comments.

Snape: I hated it, then again, I hate happiness in any way, shape, or form, I give it a 1.

McGonagall: I loved it; you did a wonderful job, a 9 from me!

Dumbledore: You was coo' but you ain't a main character dog! I give that a 7 dog! You have a total of 17, dog! DOG!!!

"Thank you!" said Hannah in her annoyingly bubbly way before walking offstage.

"Okay, our next singer will be......." started Dumbledore.

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"Ginny Weasly, singing 'I Don't like anyone'" finished Dumbledore.

Ginny walked out wearing a simple (but sparkly) sky blue tank top with a matching skirt. Her hair was flowing freely around her face.

"Suki says we're all downtown
So, what's my problem
I don't wanna socialize
Why don't they leave me alone?
Bad boys, jealous girls
Been there, done that
I just wanna fantasize
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Starin' at the ceiling thinking about you
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
It's a freaky feeling
What can I do?"

Ginny spun around a few times, as did the enchanted ceiling.

"I don't like anyone
The way I like you
I don't go anywhere
If you're not there too
It's not as if I'm hard to please
You're the only one good enough for me
Those others just won't do
I don't like anyone but you
You!"

"-COUGHOBVIOUSCOUGH- Excuse me!" coughed Hermione loudly.

"They think I'm a little obsessed
Up here sending mental telepathy
I'm concentrating on you
I wanna give you everything
But if I do will you think less of me?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Everybody else is just a waste of my time
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Baby, can't you tell we're two of a kind?"

"I don't get it! Someone explain!" whined Ron.

"She's in love with SOMEONE," Hermione whispered putting emphasis on someone.

"Who?" Ron asked, as clueless as ever.

"Idiot" Hermione muttered under her breath.

"I don't like anyone
The way I like you
I don't go anywhere
If you're not there too
It's not as if I'm hard to please
You're the only one good enough for me
Those others just won't do
I don't like anyone but you

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Starin' at the ceiling thinking about you
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
It's a freaky feeling
What can I do?"

"You should try chocolate, it fixes everything!" said Ron, luckily everyone ignored him.

"I don't like anyone
The way I like you
I don't go anywhere
If you're not there too
It's not as if I'm hard to please
You're the only one good enough for me
Those others just won't do
I don't like anyone but you
Anyone but you
Anyone but you!"

Ginny finish with a spin, and waited for the judges to comment while she was trying to get the floor to slow down.

Snape: I hated it, I mean, could you be more OBVIOUS! 1.

McGonagall: I really like it, and I LOVE THAT OUTFIT, 9!

Dumbledore: Dog, dog, DOG! That was a'ight, dog! You get an 8 from me dog, that means you got a total of 18, coo' dog!

As Ginny left the stage smiling, Dumbledore switched from Randy mode to Headmaster mode.

"Alright! Our next contestant will be..........."

A/N: AHHHH! I can't believe I went so long without writing! Its Fall Break now but I hardly have time to do ANYTHING with school!