A/N: WOW! When I saw how many reviews I'm getting I just HAD to post another chapter. Oh an by the way (not that anyone cares) I MADE THE ALL-STATE CHOIR!!! Now enjoy my lovely Disclaimer/Haiku!

Disclaimer: This does not make cash.

The characters are not mine.

Please do not sue me.

Chapter 14: Who are you?

"..... Hermione Granger! She will be singing 'Who I Am'" finished Dumbledore relieved that it wasn't another MINOR character.

"Who are you?" asked Ron, thoroughly confused by the name of the song. Of course, Harry smacked him upside his head a little too hard giving him a mild concussion, of course, no one noticed the difference.

Hermione walked out in a sparkly pink long-sleeved shirt and sparkly jeans.

"If I live to be a hundred
And never see the seven wonders
That'll be alright
If I don't make it to the big leagues
If I never win a Grammy
I'm gonna be just fine
Cause I know exactly who I am"

"I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?" recited Draco, Harry smacked him upside his head with a VERY expensive looking baseball bat, knocking him out.

"I HATE YOU STUPID RICH HARRY!!!" screamed Ron, running out of the Great Hall, but no one but Harry seemed to notice.

"5.....4.....3.....2" muttered Harry, a second latter Ron ran in begging for forgiveness.

"I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done my momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am"

"OH! I still don't get it....." said Ron.

"So when I make a big mistake
And when I fall flat on my face
I know I'll be alright
Should my tender heart be broken
I will cry those teardrops knowing
I will be just fine
Cause nothing changes who I am"

"What about Extreme Makeover?" asked Draco, who had just woken up to be smacked upside the head, repeatedly.

"I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done my momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am"

"I GET IT.... Oh wait, how can she be a flying monkey named Bob?" said Ron, you guessed it, Harry him upside his head.

"I'm a saint and I'm a sinner
I'm a loser; I'm a winner
I am steady and unstable
I'm young, but I am able

I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done my momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am

I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done my momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am
That's who I am"

Hermione finished waiting for the judges comments.

Snape: Was that you singing or a rabid chipmunk with laryngitis, 1.

McGonagall: I loved it! I have no idea what you're talking about Snape! 9 points!!

Dumbledore: Dog! That was coo' dog! 9 from me dog! 19 points in all dog!

"Okay," said Dumbledore, "We will take a quick lunch break, and then we'll get right back to it!"

Everyone was happy about a (temporary) relief from the contest.

A/N: Sorry if there are problems with the text in this chap, my computer is messing up.