A/N: YAY!!! 100 REVIEWS!!!! –Throws confetti into the air and dances around like a hyperactive monkey after a few gallons of espresso- AND MY 100th REVIEWER IS….. (Drum roll please) ….. WOE IS ME!!!! YOU WIN….. ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Chapter 15: Snacking on…MUFFINS!
"Blue!"
"Cottage!"
"What are you two arguing about this time?" asked Harry, very exasperated considering this had been going on for 10 minutes already.
"Which kind of cheese is better!" answered Hermione, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, man she's good at that, "And its totally COTTAGE!!"
"BLUE!" shouted Ron.
"COTTAGE!"
This went on for a while, until……
Cho pulled out a……BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!!!
"NO!! IT'LL GET YOU TOO!!!" screamed Harry, knocking it out of her hand and stomping on it.
"NO! ANOTHER THING I LOVE IS LOST FOREVER!!!!" wailed Cho, running to the bathroom to sob.
Meanwhile Harry was running out of the Hall to go to his Happy Muffin Free Place, when he saw….. Well, that's another story for another day.
A/N: IMPORTANT!!! By the way, quick reviewer poll, who thinks I should write a story about Harry's adventures with evil muffins?
----Back in the Great Hall----
The entire school chorused, "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street …."
Wait, maybe I should back up a little bit. REWIND!!!!
----A few minutes ago----
Right after Harry and Cho ran out there was a huge blast.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA –cough-" (evilly) laughed Voldemort with his band of Deatheaters (Snape plays bass).
Voldemort cleared his throat, "Now I, the most evilly evil Lord Voldemort, will bring upon you, ABSOLUTE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Imperius!!!"
Now, that brings us to where we were, he forced them all to SING!!! Not just any song, but the EVIL SESAME STREET SONG!!! Then he disappeared and lifted the curse, so you could say that had no relevance to the plot whatsoever.
"The fiend!" shouted Hermione, followed by everyone looking for a dictionary to look up what fiend meant.
A/N: Anyone who can give me the definition of fiend gets a cookie!
"Yeah what she said!" shouted Just About Everyone Else.
Then they went back to eating, little did they know…
A/N: Hey, cool chappie, huh? Sorry it took FOREVER! Well, it was a little nonsensical, but hey, who doesn't love that?
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