A/N: FORGIVE ME, OH KIND REVIEWERS! I had school (What a waste of time) and computer problems, but after reading reviews I was moved… Right back into word processor. (Oh, by the way here are the cookies for the smart peoples) And a bunch of people were wondering who got kicked out, well it was evil reviewer criminy! haha you suck! Here comes far-too-long-awaited CHAPTER 16!11one

Disclaimer: Don't own characters, blah blah blah

Chapter 16: Forget the Contest

"Hem hem" said Dumbledore, "I've decided that the singing contest is canceled -applause and cheers echoed though the hall- And I win cause I'm so darn PURDY! This story will now become random demented-ness of the author"

"Umm.. Professor, what 'author'" some random Ravenclaw yelled.

"Haha I know something you don't know" Dumbledore chanted "Lu-dee-do-dee-do-oo And you can't do anything about it because I'm the MUFFIN MAN!" at this, he stuck a muffin on his nose and began dancing the funky chicken (fun visualization huh?)

"BAMBOO FIGHT" yelled Seamus who began hitting random people with large sticks of bamboo.

"Shouldn't we be concerned?" asked McGonagall to Snape.

But Snape was to busy with his rockin' bass solo to hear.

"And WHY are you playing a FISH?" asked McGonagall, "Oh forget it" she said and joined the bamboo fight.

Harry walked back into the hall looking deeply traumatized and muttering "Muffins" under his breath.

"Gosh Seamus this is probably the STUPIDEST thing you've EVER done" scolded Hermione at the sight of Professor Sprout who Seamus had knocked out with the help of his friend Mr. Incredibly-large-stick-of-bamboo.

"What about that time I burned my hand trying to take a rock out the fire?" asked Seamus.

A/N: Sorry about the stupid chapter, I lost all my ideas when my computer had to be reloaded.