Baby…Titans?
DISCLAIMER: I don't (and never will) own Teen Titans. They're owned by the good people at DC Comics and others.
A/N: Hehe, thanks to all my reviewers! big hug Glad to know you like it, Todd Fan:-D Oh, can you all do me a favor and send in ideas? I know that I'm supposed to be writing it, but I wanna hear your opinions, too! If they're crazy, funny, or just plain stupid…send 'em in! I'm begging you! goes down on her hands and knees with huge puppy dog eyes
Chapter Two: Babysitting Fun
Beast Boy finally arrived back at the Tower with the four Titans wide awake and not tired in the least. Taking a quick search around the living room of the Tower, the green elf took an enforced playpen (…don't ask) and placed three into it. Robin and Cyborg were still arguing, Starfire was slightly confused, and Raven…
"Rae?" The challenging poked her softly, who was currently holding onto his arm. "Uh…can you please get off of me?" He then noticed that she was fast asleep, and sighed a little, noting how adorable she looked. "Rae…?" He nudged her a little harder, when suddenly; her eyes were no longer midnight-colored, and took on a red, demonic-like appearance. His eyebrows rose in confusion, and backed away a little with an 'eep!', as she floated directly in front of him, her eyes narrowing. A second later, black magic encased Beast Boy's hair, and was abruptly burning with an angry fire. "AHHH!" He ran around the house screaming, the four watching his every movement in curiosity. Raven then floated down next to the playpen, and giggled evilly.
Robin and Cyborg shouted, "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!"
Starfire yelled, "DO THE STOPPING, DROPPING, AND ROLLING!"
"GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT—" Black magic once again enclosed the boy's body, and slowly but surely, he was thrown out of the Tower…through the windows…
KER-SPLASH!
…and into the water outside the Tower…
Raven giggled happily, and started floating around the living room, when Beast Boy flew in with the shape of a small robin, and shook himself off as he changed into a human once again. He frowned, and grabbed the small demon-like girl, eyes twitching every once in awhile. Poor little Raven was frightened of him, and started crying. "Huh?" The green boy blinked for a moment, and sighed, patting her on the back. "It's okay, Raven, I'm sorry…"
Her midnight-colored eyes turned glassy and emotional, and sniffled innocently.
He sighed once again, gave her a smile, and placed her into the playpen. "Now I gotta call someone…" He muttered to himself, scratching his butt for the world to see. "Who was it Robin said to call if anything bad happened…?" The challenging started pulling out everything in the drawers.
A couple miles away at Titans East headquarters, they were having an important discussion.
"What do you guys want on your pizza?" Speedy asked as he reclined on the sofa in front of the large screen TV.
Aqualad shrugged carelessly from his seat in the bar area, and said, "Just give me anything but anchovies."
Bumblebee cocked an eyebrow from where she was floating, and teased, "You're still for not eating any fish? Where are you gonna get your protein, Aqua-Pansy?"
The telepath's black eyes narrowed at the girl, arms crossed over his chest, and muttered incoherently, "At least I'm not part insect…"
"What did you just say!"
"I SAID…"
The two started to have a full scale argument, and Speedy sighed, head collapsing into his hands. "Why didn't I join the other Titans when I had the chance…?"
Out of nowhere, the Light Queen flew in through the window of the Tower and grinned villainously at them. Speedy blinked for a moment, and grinned, hearts in his eyes, and casually sauntered up to her. "Are you an angel from heaven, hun?"
She sneered at him, and mocked, "Are you a rat from the sewers?"
He blinked, and broke down and cried, sucking his thumb. "Now I'm never gonna get a hot chick!"
Aqualad stood up, ignoring Speedy, while Bumblebee slapped the red-headed teen across the face, bringing all three to glare at her.
"You just broke into the wrong place," Aqualad grinned, the water from the pool rising up out of it, Speedy had his arrows ready, and Bumblebee with her stingers in commission.
She grinned, and clapped her hands together, when a light surrounded them all. "HAHAHAHA!" She cackled, and flew out the window once again.
The light died down, and Mas and Menos sped into the room.
"Donde estan ellos?" Mas asked, looking around confusedly. (1)
Menos blinked, and pointed down. "Massssss…"
He looked down, and shouted, "Ellos estan…bebies!" (2)
His brother slapped himself on the forehead. "D'oh!"
SPANISH TRANSLATIONS:
(1)—"Where are they?"
(2)—"They are…babies!"
Oh, yeah, and sorry if they're kinda…eh…bad translations. Remember, it's spring break, and I forget most of the stuff I learned. ;-)
There yah go. Short, and pretty odd, huh? Sorry if it doesn't have much effort in it…I wanted to post real quick for you guys. SEND IN THOSE REQUESTS!
