The next morning I wake up to the sound of my phone ringing by my bed.
"Hello" I say groggily.I look up at the clock. I should be waking up about now anyway to go to my stupid class!
"It's Glen" Glen says as if I couldn't regognize his voice. Then again it is early in the morning.
"Hey" I say
"Your grandma called my parents and I'm taking that class with you." Glen says
"I'm sory" I say
"I know, we'll sneak out together" He says
"Ok, I got to go get ready see you there" I say and hang up.
"Were leaving in twenty minutes" Prue says busting in.
"Looking foreward to it" I say sarcasticaly giving her the thumbs up.
"Good, today is going to be fun" She says. She leaves and I get dressed. I pinch myself to make sure I'm not just having a really bad dream. I go downstairs. I take a banana and some juice for breakfast. Prue comes down and pulls it from my hand.
"Hey!" I say, "I was going to eat that!"
"Don't you dare eat my prop. We'll need it for class" She says. I choke on my juice for a moment. I really hope she is kidding.
"Come on lets go. We need to be there early to greet the kids." she says grabbing my hand. I grab my bag off the table. I brought my phone so I could text during class and some snacks so I can eat.
Once we get to class the kids slowly pour in. So far two eleven year old girls. Ugh!
"Hi, I'm kim, and this is Erica" one of the girls introduces herself. They sit together a few seats infront of me. They probobly think we are the same age, we look it unfortunetly.
"Hi, I'm Prue. I'll be your teacher for the first day, and the assistent for the rest." Prue says sweetly. She sits at her desk in the front of the class. He desk is adorned with some very lovely plastic modelsof difrent parts of the female body. I pull out my phone. I have a message from Glen.
I told my mom I was sick, lol. Come over for dinner when you get home. Sory, but I just couldn't come. -Glen
I put my had on my desk. Then two other girls come in. One who looks about Prue's age who is clearly pregnant, and the other who is wearing all black, and has heavy gothic makeup on. The next kid who comes in is a twelve year old girl who is wearing a black hooded sweatshirt. She sites next to me and puts her hood on then puts her head down. A hood would have been a good idea.
"Lauren" she says putting her hand out to me.
"Paige" I say shaking her hand. A few other kids come in, and sit around the classroom. They all look like little anoying or bratty eleven or twelve year olds.
"So why you here?" she asks
"My grandmother though I was to promiscuous with my boyfriend, so me and my sister are now here" I say
"That sucks" she says.
"Yeah, why you here?" I ask.
"The parents divorced. I live with my dad, and he decided instead of giving me the talk he could send me here. I think I prefer it this way though" she says
"That sucks too" I say
"No I hated my mother. She was an asshole" Lauren says. I laugh.
"So who's your sister?" she asks
"The one at the front" I say
"She's teaching it!" Lauren says
"Yeah, I know. She's probobly always going to choose me to come up also" I say.
"Ha" she says
"So how old are you?" I ask. I think twelve but its nice to be sure.
"Fourteen, almost fifteen" she says.
"Woah" I say
"You though I was like twelve didn't you? I get that alot." she says
"Same here" I say
"I could tell, thats why I sat by you" she says. I like this girl. Class might not be so boring.
"Okay, I'm going to take roll, so just say here if I call you" Prue says standing up. She is a really good public speaker.I would probobly be so nervous, even infront of kids.
Prue reads about twelve names then sits down and opens her bag. She puts the banana on her desk, and the book. Then she stands up again.
"Okay, so today we first are going to do intoructions. Everybody get your desks into a big semi circle facing the board." Prue says. We all do so, but it takes like ten minutes.
"Alright, So I'm Prue. I am actualy not your teacher." Prue says. The one of the only two boys in the class groans and mutters something about her being hott. All the girls glare at him. I hate it when people fawn over my sisters.
"Thank you, but I will still be here. I will be the teachers assistant." Prue says
"Good because I could look at you for the whole class" the same boy says. His friend hits him. I like his friend already.
"Well, lets see if you can after you hear what I have to tell you about" Prue says, "Now lets see what the teacher wrote for me about introductions" she says reading a parer.
"Okay, were not going to do this." she says putting the paper down.
"Yes!" Some girl exclaims.
"We are just going to go around in a circle and say our names and our favorite food." Prue says
"You can start Paige" Prue says to me.
"I'm Paige, and I like all food" I say. The same guy makes some crack about how it doesn't look that way, and that he didn't know anorexics like food. I ignore him.
"I'm Lauren and I like reeses" Lauren says
"I'm Jenna and I like pizza" the next girl says. I zone out along with probobly half the class.
"Okay, so we are going to leave our desks like this so you all can see the board. Now I know atleast half of you weren't listening so I'll write my name on the board, and you can take out your booklets to chapter one" Prue says turning around.
Prue looks down at her book and cringes before coming up to the front of the class. I open my booklet. Ugh, I can see why. As much fun as it would be for me to watch Prue talk about periods how you get pregnantto a bunch of eleven year old girls I decide to get some sleep. I put my head down and soon the voices of my sister and some other classmates asking stupid questions is drowned out.
"Paige? Paige?" I hear someone calling me. Then I feel my foor being stomped on. I look up.
"She just called you up" Lauren mutters. I get up quickly.
"You weren't asleep were you?" Prue says
"Of coarse not" I lie pretty obviously.
"Well if you were paying atention then I would like you to demonstrate the proper usage." she says. Before she can finish her sentance I grab the condom off her desk.
"Lucky for me I have a lot of experience with this" I say to her. The class laughs. I didn't realize it would come out that way. I was just joking with Prue about why we were here, but either way.
"Go on" she says handing me the banana. I try to get it on but it rips. The banana was too big. The class is laughing as I do this. It's lovely how mature the kids are. Lauren is shaking her head at me.
"Well, good job. If this were real you'd be pregnant about now" Prue says the class giggles.
"Sorry" I say
"You should be." she says
"Whoops" I say.
"Sit down" she says. I do.
"Who would like to demonstrate this properly" Prue says. I turn bright red. Ugh. No one volunteers so Prue picks up one of the models on her dek. I put my head back down and go to sleep. The bell wakes me up about an hour later. I go up to Prue's desk. There are three other girls there.
"You are so cool." One of them says.
"Yeah, I wish you were my sister. Now I'll be prepaired" another one says.
"I'm glad you liked the class' Prue says turningslightly red.
"Do you have any siblings?" the third girl asks. I wonder why they care?
"Three younger sisters" she says
"Hi Paige, you were funny today" the third girl says
"Thanks" I say sitting on Prue's lap
"This is my youngest sister" Prue says.
"You are so lucky" the first girl says.
"She isisn't she' Prue says
"Come on. We have to go" I say. I want to leave.
"Ok, bye girls. See you next week." Prue says grabbing her bag and leaving. I follow her out the door.
"It's crazy how these girls idolize you" I say.
"You should learn from them" Prue says
"Uh, no" I say
"Did you learn anything today?" Prue asks.
"Yeah, how to sleep through people talking" I say She playfully hits me.
"I'm glad you slept through my embarrassment. My god, that was horrible" she says
"You looked like a pro up there" I say
"Good" she says, "Andy is coming over for dinner by the way"
"What's the point now that I broke your condom?" I say
"Funny" she says hitting me again, "Thats why were going to the store tomarow morning first thing."
"I'm going to Glen's. Can you drop me off" I say.
"Its a block away" she says.
"Please" I say. I feel lazy today.
"Fine" she says going down his streat. I kiss her on the cheek and get out of the car.
"Call me if your having dinner there" Prue says. I nodd and ring his bell. He opens the door and pulls me in. He kisses me right on th mouth.
"Glen!" I say startled. what if his mom comes in?
"Were all alone. Mom went out to pick up dinner" Glen says pulling me up to his room.
"Oh, well then" I say
"Feel free to get naked" he says. I playfully hit him.
"Right" I say
"It was worth a try" He shrugs.
"I bet girls are usually just dying to strip for you" I say sitting next to him on his bed.
"Well, Prue was nice about it." He jokes. I hit him again.
"I'm kidding" he says kising me again. I lay back and we kiss some more.
