Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon in any way! I also got the idea from Rockman.EXE. I also do not own the play Romeo and Juliet. I do own all of my OCs, though.
Author's Notes: Hi everyone! Here are the Japanese terms this fic will use:
neko: cat
-chan: honorific used for young children or young women.
-kun: honorofic used (usually) for boys. It is also used by upperclassmen for underclassmen.
-san: honorific that shows respect. It is kind of like Miss, Mrs., and Mr.
-sama: honorific used for people of a very high status. Usually not used informally.
-sensei: honorific used for teachers, etc.
-tachi: honorific that means 'and the others'. (ex. Takato-tachi: Takato and the others)
-nya: I copied this from Rockman.EXE. It's what the neko Navis say at the end of each sentence.
And for the people watching the dub, here are the name changes: (Japanese/English)
Matsuda Takato: Takato Matsuki
Lee Jenrya: Henry Wong
Makino Ruki: Rika Nonaka
Katou Juri: Jeri Katou
Akiyama Ryo: Ryo Akiyama
Shiota Hirokazu: Kazu Shiota
Kitagawa Kenta: Kenta Kitagawa
Lee Shuichon: Suzie Wong
Ai and Makoto: Ai and Mako
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Nekofied!
Chapter Four: Say Hello to Romeo and Juliet! Revenge is Sweet.
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"Thank God it's almost Christmas vacation!" Takato exclaimed as he slumped down on a chair. Jenrya laughed.
"It has been a while since we could kind of relax, huh?" Jenrya grinned as he took out his math homework from his backpack. Takato raised an eyebrow at his comment.
"You call doing homework relaxing?"
"Well, it's more relaxing than play rehearsals." Jenrya sat down on his bed and looked through his surprisingly small amount of homework.
"Right!" The two boys laughed. Takato got up to search his backpack for the dreaded math homework.
"Oh, where is it…I could have sworn I put in here…hey!" The last statement caught Jenrya's attention.
"Did you find your homework?" Jenrya asked before getting up from the bed and peering over Takato's shoulder.
"No, but I found my diary." Takato replied in a matter-of-factly tone. He then opened the pages and quickly skimmed through the book. "I haven't written in it in a while now." Takato looked at the last written page. "The last entry was written two weeks ago."
"Really? Can I see?" Jenrya asked teasingly.
"No way!" Takato shook his head rapidly to emphasize his point.
"I was just kidding. It is your diary, after all. I wouldn't want you reading my diary!" Jenrya stated with a chuckle. Takato just grinned in reply before looking through some pages.
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November 23rd
Dear Diary,
This has been a VERY weird day! But, I think I'll start at P.E, as that was pretty much when all the weirdness started today. Besides the usual, that is.
During P.E, Ruki, Jen, and I were able to gain permission from Kawamura-sensei to wear our hats. All we did was tell him that there might be lice around. He took the bait. I think Kawamura-sensei cares more about his hair than his job sometimes. I wonder how he got hired in the first place?
Also during P.E, Kinseru-san ran into a tree. I gotta admit, that was pretty ditzy, but everyone has their clumsy moments. Everyone. But, Hirokazu just had to rub it in! He even called her midget! Of course, Kinseru-san was furious. One of the things everyone knows is that Kinseru-san doesn't like to be reminded of is her height. She's the shortest kid in the school, after all. I think she is thinking about revenge. Scratch that, I'm SURE that Kinseru-san is thinking about revenge! Now, Hirokazu has two girls to worry about. I don't know who would be worse, Amamiya-san or Kinseru-san. I hope Hirokazu comes to school prepared for anything.
Hirokazu wants revenge on Kinseru-san too. He said he felt insulted that she called him a half-wit. He acts like it's the first time he has been called that! Ruki says worse insults than Kinseru-san. Ruki once called Hirokazu and Kenta, 'the two brainless gay morons'. Hirokazu was fuming after that comment, but Hirokazu didn't really retaliate. Maybe, it's 'cause Ruki will send them to the mortuary faster then they can say 'sorry'. I guess Hirokazu think that Kinseru-san is less threatening than Ruki!
And I saved the 'best news' for last.
You know that Mizuno-sensei has told us that we were going to stage a production of Romeo and Juliet, right? Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet?
Well….
Guess who's Romeo?
Me.
Yeah, that's right. ME. I have to play Romeo! And guess who's Juliet?
I'll give you two clues.
She's a girl.
She can kick my butt in three seconds flat.
Figure it out?
Yup, Ruki Makino.
Now you know why I am scared for my life right now.
Of course, Ruki wasn't very happy. Amamiya-san, too. The conversation went something like this…
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Ruki: What the hell! There is no way that I am going to play Juliet!
Amamiya-san: Listen to her, Mizuno-sensei! She does have a point! She'd hate it!
Mizuno-sensei: Girls, calm down. I have already chosen the parts. I won't switch anyone's parts around anymore.
Ruki/Amamiya-san: WHY?
Mizuno-sensei-in a matter-of-factly tone- Because it took me a week to decide.
Ruki/Amamiya-san-fall over- WHAT?
Mizuno-sensei-rather calmly- I just couldn't decide really.
Amamiya-san: Then why didn't you hold auditions for the parts!
Ruki: For once, Amamiya actually has a point.
Amamiya-san: I'll let that pass for now, Makino, but you will regret saying that.
Hirokazu: I think Ruki would be perfect for the part.
Ruki/Amamiya-san: SHUT UP!
-Ruki whacks Hirokazu with the back of her hand-
Hirokazu: Ouuchhhh! That really hurt you know!
Kinseru-san: Baby. Can't even take a light backhand slap?
Hirokazu-glares at Kinseru-san- You….
Kinseru-san-sticks tongue out-
Mizuno-sensei-trying to stop all the conflicts at once- My decision is final. Sit down or else I will have to give detention to everyone.
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What was I doing during this? Why, I was in total shock! I vaguely remember Jenrya trying to snap me out of it, but whatever he did, it didn't work.
Ruki was ready to explode by the time class was over. Hirokazu was making his revenge more brutal.
Why does my life have to be so strange?
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"My last entry was the day when Mizuno-sensei told us what parts we were going to play in Romeo and Juliet." Takato said faintly.
"Really? You haven't written since?"
"Yeah."
"A lot of things have happened since then." Jenrya mused.
"Right…like during rehearsal last week when Ruki punched Kinseru-san when she said the wrong line?"
"She said something along the line's of 'Ruki is to be married soon' or something like that."
"That was funny, wasn't it Jen?" Takato chuckled at the memory of Ruki chasing after the girl (who kept yelling "I am so sorry!" while she was running).
"Yeah, it was so funny I felt that my sides were going to split!" Jenrya grinned.
"Jenrya, do you think Ruki will ever get married?"
"That's a very good question! It depends! Is Ruki always going to be homicidal?" Jenrya replied jokingly. "Why did you ask that? Do you have a-"
"Don't even joke about that! It was just a question!" Takato laughed before grabbing a pillow off of Jenrya's bed and throwing it at the blue-haired boy.
"Hey!" Jenrya followed Takato's example and threw the pillow back at him.
Soon, Jenrya's bedroom became a battle site for a pillow fight.
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An hour later, the two Tamers finally finished their homework.
"Now, the rest of my afternoon is free!" Takato exclaimed while spinning around in Jenrya's chair.
"Thank God!" Jenrya said as he was putting away his homework in a folder.
"Hey, Jen. Kinseru-san and Amamiya-san got their revenge on Hirokazu, right?" Takato asked his friend thoughtfully.
"Yeah, they spilled baked beans on him after school last Monday."
Flashback
"One, two, three," two girls chanted.
"Huh?" Hirokazu looked around, slightly confused and curious.
"NOW!" A huge vat of baked beans was poured on Hirokazu.
"AAHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL!" Hirokazu screeched as he felt the beans being poured on him.
"That's what you get for throwing a takoyaki at me!" Himeko said with a satisfied look on her face.
"And for calling me a midget!" Miya yelled at Hirokazu with a triumphant look on her face.
"You devil girls!" Hirokazu yelled while shaking his fist at the offending girls.
"If I'm a devil, then you and Amamiya-san are Satans." Miya said calmly.
"Excuse me!" Himeko exclaimed, honestly surprised at what Miya said. She was always used to being called an angel. But then again, course, she almost always hung out with her 'friends'…
"Why you…..!" Hirokazu managed to sputter out.
"Miya-chan…honestly, how am I gonna explain this to Papa and Masaki-jiisan?" Amaya asked Miya with an exasperated tone of voice.
End Flashback
"Yeah that's pretty much what happened." Takato said in reply to Jenrya's retelling of 'The Revenge of the Two Weird Girls'.
"I think they spilt spoiled beans on him though, because he really stunk for about five days."
"I thought so too."
The two boys laughed, forgetting for a moment that there would be another rehearsal tomorrow…
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Author Notes: So what do you guys think? To make this story faster, I just retold what happened in a diary entry and a flashback. Was it good or bad? I just did this so updates would be faster for me. I decided to make Takato and Ruki Romeo and Juliet, 'cause I thought it would be funnier. But that doesn't mean they are going to be a couple. Masaki-jiisan is Miya's father. Oh and I think some of you might be interested in four non-OCs in the play…
By the way, I was listening to Hikari and real Emotion while writing this. :) And next chapter, the story is going to be more focused on cats, if you know what I mean! A lot more! This chapter just kind of filled what happened between then and now.
Well, please review! (- repetition :)
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Takato: Matsuda Takato here! Mizuno-sensei is crazy I tell you! Crazy! She's scheduling more and more rehearsals! Well, at least me and Ruki don't have to do THAT scene until opening night…if that is any consolation! Next time on Nekofied: Another Day, Another Rehearsal!
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EDIT: Just fixed a couple of errors. Remember to tell me if you see any mistakes or inconsistencies! Sorry this took so long...and with no new chapter! T.T
