The Fanfiction University of Fowl
Chapter Two: Discovering the Mini-Trolls
Rosemary's shrieks could be heard all the way from New York to Texas when she found out that she was over thirty feet in the air. She threw up, and realized that she was being held on a Moonbelt by a fairy. Presumably an LEP fairy. Wait. LEP. Artemis Fowl. What the hell! She was in Fowl-Land? What?
Rosemary's memory triggered. Click. "Oh. The enrollment form. I thought it was just a dream I'd had." Rosemary muttered to herself.
The fairy landed in a campus consisting of twelve buildings and shoved her towards the mass of people milling around.
"Hey," a pale white face with long fang-like canines smiled at her. Rosemary shrank back a little, and replied with a timid, "Hi."
"I'm Ichigo, what about you?"
"Uh, Rosemary Williams," Rosemary replied.
"What'd you sign up as in 'Race'?" Ichigo asked, "I signed up as vampire."
That explains the skin and the fangs, Rosemary thought. "Human," she said simply.
"Oh. Hey, did you get a visit from that Miss Kasey lady? I thought I was going crazy," Ichigo chatted on.
"Meh, me too," another girl interrupted them. "Mmmm, isn't Artemis just so, hot? Hey! There he is!" the girl ran off screaming, Rosemary with her. They were both screaming their heads off, at the distant speck that someone had spotted as Artemis. The dot got smaller. Apparently, Artemis had panicked and was running away.
The fan girls, a couple hundred of them, were stopped suddenly by a large horde of little thick-hided troll-like things carrying something that looked suspiciously like a mini-gun.
Miss Kasey appeared behind the army of mini-trolls. "Very good," she praised the mini-trolls. Then she turned to the girls. "Students," she said sternly, "Head to the Short Auditorium right NOW!" The minis started clobbering the girls who had stayed behind. Rosemary ran like crazy towards the building labeled 'Short Auditorium', unknown girl and Ichigo right behind her.
Another girl, or rather, half-centaur, half-elf, joined them. Rosemary stared in shock, along with Unknown Girl (who shall forevermore be known as UG) and Ichigo.
"Hi!" the newcomer said cheerfully, "I'm Tara H.!"
"Rosemary Williams…" gulped Rosemary.
"Ichigo. Nice to meet you," said her vampiric friend bravely.
"Unknown Girl," muttered UG.
"Don't you think Foaly is soooo cute and smart! Oh! There he is!" Tara H. screamed, trying to throw herself at the centaur that had appeared on the auditorium's stage. Foaly looked surprised and backed off into the wings.
Tara H. screamed again, but not in joy this time. A mini-troll was clubbing her hard over the head.
"Very good," said a female voice from the shadows, "Nice job, Foily." A lady with sandy brown hair stepped out, dressed in a burgundy shirt and denim jeans. "I'm Miss Liana, assistant secretary to Miss Kasey. The minis react very violently to lusters. So I'm warning you to atleast try not to stampede."
Rosemary nodded. This Miss Liana seemed nicer than the evil Miss Kasey….But you never knew in this crazy place.
Suddenly, all the lights turned off. There was one concentrated spotlight at the center of the stage. Titters and whispers coursed throughout the Short Auditorium.
And Miss Kasey came on stage.
