Author's Note: Su He Na! That last chapter was a big hit! I'm so happy!
Chapter 5: Time in the Fateful Incubator
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" Souta screamed, running into the comfort and safety of his own home on the Higurashi shrine.
"I've never seen you run so fast!" said Satoru, who trailed behind him panting.
"I…I can't believe this" Souta complained "how could he have bailed on me?"
"Who?" Satoru asked "Who bailed on you?"
"He was supposed to show up" Souta continued, ignoring Satoru's remark "What happened to the bait and switch?"
"Bait and switch?" Satoru asked "what's that?"
"Sure I get it" Souta said miserably "throw the kid in and see if he swims. Well look at me Inu Yasha! Glub, glub, glub!"
"WHO IS INU YASHA?" Satoru shouted, causing Souta to jump in surprise.
"Oh…um…no one important" Souta stammered, remembering how his sister had always told him never to mention Inu Yasha to anyone from the present "he was just supposed to help me with the fight."
"Well don't worry about it" Satoru said reassuringly "my karate master Genosuke-san says that a true warrior always fights alone."
"Genosuke-san works nights at the seven eleven" Souta pointed out doubtfully.
"So who should know better than him?" Satoru replied.
"Well, he's not the one about to get beaten up is he?" Souta argued.
"You've got me" Satoru suggested.
"Oh great" Souta said sarcastically "two scrawny little pipsqueaks, we're going to get clobbered!"
Meanwhile
"Sango!" Kagome yelled "you let me out right now!"
"It's obvious she left dumbass" Inu Yasha said "You're never going to get out that way."
"Well then what do you suggest if you're so smart" Kagome argued.
"There's a window up there" Inu Yasha suggested, pointing to it.
"Oh good" Kagome smiled.
"Come here" Inu Yasha said, gesturing to her "I'll give you a boost."
"Oh no" Kagome protested "See; now you're being sexist."
"What?" Inu Yasha said in a you're too much kind of tone.
"Just because you're the boy you get to be in control?" Kagome said "well you know what? I am fully capable of giving you a boost."
"Okay then fine Kagome" Inu Yasha said "boost away."
"Good" Kagome said triumphantly as she walked over to Inu Yasha.
She put her hands under one of his feet and readied herself "you ready?" she asked.
"Yeah hurry up and go" Inu Yasha said impatiently.
"Rude much?" Kagome snapped "God."
With that, she pushed up on Inu Yasha's feet. Grunting loudly, she struggled to lift the hanyou up to the window. "Wow, this boost is great Kagome" Inu Yasha said.
Kagome looked up to see that she hadn't lifted the boy up at all. "You seriously need to lay off the Ramen" she said.
"Ha-ha very funny" Inu Yasha snorted "now just for fun can we try it the right way?"
Kagome shot him a look but nodded her head and put her foot on top of Inu Yasha's outstretched palms. "Okay on three" Inu Yasha said "one…two…three"
He then pushed up on Kagome's feet, this time lifting her up to the window. "Can you see it?" he asked the miko.
"Yeah" Kagome said.
It was then that Inu Yasha saw Kagome's ripped jeans "oh please, ripped jeans?" he said "What, did you rip them yourself or go to someone and get it done."
"Well at least mine don't puff out like a parachute" Kagome said, pointing to Inu Yasha's pants.
"So you've noticed" Inu Yasha teased.
"There's something stopping this window from opening" Kagome said, changing the subject.
"Do you need to go up higher?" Inu Yasha suggested.
"Yeah, that would be nice" Kagome nodded in agreement.
"Okay" Inu Yasha said pushing the girl up higher.
RRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPP
Meanwhile
"What are we going to do?" Souta said as he paced the room "those two are going to come after us sooner or later you know that right?"
"That's like the fifteenth time you've pointed that out" Satoru sighed, placing his head in his hands.
"WELL I'M STILL IN DANGER AREN'T I?" Souta shouted as a surge of anxiety swept through him.
"Whoa" Satoru said, putting his hands up "I didn't mean to offend."
"I'm sorry Satoru" Souta said quickly, realizing what he had done "I'm just so nervous"
"Don't be" Satoru reassured him "Genosuke-san says that the person who goes into battle has already one."
"The last thing Genosuke-san said to me" Souta said in doubt "was close refrigerator door, you melt Popsicle."
"Well his advice has helped us up until now hasn't it?" Satoru protested.
"No" Souta said "no, it hasn't"
"Shut up you!" Satoru said.
Back in the closet
"Sorry" Inu Yasha said as he and Kagome heard the loud rip of Kagome's jeans.
"Oh man" Kagome said "these jeans cost me 75 bucks."
"Yeah well now they're worth 100" Inu Yasha said as he brought the girl down from the window.
Kagome checked the damage; the jeans had almost ripped completely off and even now were only hanging by a thread in the front. But was left wasn't exactly suitable either. She gasped and slammed herself against the wall "could you turn around please?" she said to Inu Yasha, who was still watching her.
"Again" Inu Yasha said "don't flatter yourself. Just wrap something around your waist, use your shirt."
Kagome shot him a look that seemed to say Are you serious?
"Okay" Inu Yasha said, getting the point "use my shirt"
Kagome took the red haori from Inu Yasha and tied it around her waist "I guess the window idea is scrapped" she said, glancing at the window.
"You feel like going back up there?" Inu Yasha said.
"Does it look like I do?" Kagome retorted, pointing to her waist.
"Okay I get the picture" Inu Yasha said.
Kagome went over to the door and banged on it again "come on, why would Sango do this?"
"Maybe the guy took one look at you and paid her" Inu Yasha teased.
"That's it!" Kagome said "OSUWARI!"
Author's note: more fluff on the way! Review please I love getting them. Tell me if you like it. Feel free to flame but please be gentle.
