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Footballweiner
The Last Stand Pt. 1It all started with a jail. Link of Hyrule was in Jail. It was over, the execution would take place. If Zelda didn't come it would be over. Link was stabbed twice and fell. One more blow and it would be done. Then in crashing work an army of Hyrule came and hit the fortress wall. Then the last sword cut link and he soon died.
Characters:
Luke
Zelda
Soldier 1
Soldier 2
Sage of Wind
Sage of Water
Sage of Earth
Comedy Relief
Comedy Gannon
Comedy Vaati
Gannon
Vaati
Audience
Narrator (If it makes you feel better)
This means the characters have a major role
Scene 1: The Death
Luke: We must find father!
Soldier 1: Yes, but by reports, bad things have happened to him
Zelda: Take all troops to forward station in Hyrule.
Soldier 2: We can't, the blockade is too strong!
Luke: Do what my mother says or DIE!
S2: Okay!
Zelda: Luke, don't boss them around yet.
Sage of Earth (invisible to none other than descendants of triforce): May the triforce be with you.
Sage of Water: Yes my thought exactly
Sage of Wind: See you later! Oh and by the way, Link died…
Luke: Noooooooooooooooo!
Zelda: Whaaaaaaat?
Scene 2: The Revenge
Luke: I will kill the one who did this!
Zelda: Not yet. The war must settle before we do this.
Soldier 1: Yes, I agree with Zelda, we must not go after them until the bombs on the wall are set.
Luke: Mother, you must understand I will now risk my life to destroy the murderers.
Zelda: If you are that sincere, then press on.
Scene 3: The Kill of Comedy.
Comedy Relief: Dumb blonds are now under my complete authority!
Zelda: (Tugging Ear) Let's go, you fiend.
Comedy Relief: (acting as if he has stabbed himself) I lost my love. It's time to die.
Zelda: Knock it off, you moron.
Comedy Relief: (Tongue out, closed eyes, lying on the ground)
Zelda: If you want to look dead than really kill yourself and save us the pain.
Comedy Relief: I am Superman who once again saved the kitty in the tree.
Zelda: Yes, but the kitty was dead.
Comedy Relief: Si!
Scene 4: Gannon (Comedy)
Luke: Maybe Gannon did this.
Zelda: Your dad sealed him away.
Luke: (with Windwaker conducts Ballad of Gales and transports to Forsaken Fortress)
Gannon: Look Luke I am frozen in time and if I did kill your horrid father I would tell you.
Luke: If he's frozen in time, how did he talk?
Comedy Gannon: Run stallion, they're onto us!
Audience: Ummm…
Scene 5: Vaati (Comedy)Luke: You did this!
Comedy Vaati: (Looks up from "Dark Magic of Poems" Edgar Allen the Poe.)
Vaati: Who, me?
Luke: Yah! You swiped my cookie!
Comedy Vaati: What, this cookie? (Eats cookie)
Luke: (tears!)
Scene 6: Narrator
Narrator: (Throws down script) All I get is this lame line: The End!
Now how lame is that!
Audience: YOU STINK!
Narrator: (screaming) I hate my job.
Audience: (walks away)
Narrator: I hate it!
Luke: SHUTUP!
Narrator: (repeats) I HATE IT!
Then the Looney mobile took Mr. Narrator to the padded playground.
