Hello! It's me, sakuryn! The author of Lost in Time! Well, it's quite early in the morning and I know this is strange, but I have written a fan-poem in honor of someone…ahem…you know who you are. It's a little poem about the infamous Miroku. Alas, this just popped up in my head like the picture I saw of my boyfriend while writing this. Anyways, here it is.
Disclaimer: Trust me, I will become a famous manga-ka one day, I'm not one yet, so seriously, I own nothing but this fic and if you steal it, I'm gonna hunt you down like a hunter and a duck.
Miroku the Pervert
By: Sakuryn
Miroku is a pervert,
A flirt as you can see,
Sango wants to whack him like a human whacks a bee.
You all might think that he's un-crass,
But Inuyasha wants to kick his ass.
Kagome wants to shoot him with a bow and arrow,
Kick him in the balls until his head turns narrow!
Naraku cursed his family with a vacuum like hole,
And then one day, the hole will destroy Miroku's soul.
Miroku, the one that Sesshoumaru has not seen,
Is in threat of the dangerous powers of his Tokijin.
Miroku needs to settle down,
Or death will bring about a frown.
I wish sometimes, Kagura could appear,
And whoop his butt when he was near.
But alas, I don't own this show,
So that's why I don't want it to sink in too low.
A/N-So? How was it? Don't flame please. Fire makes me freak out. Reviews are welcome though! Heehee.
