Hello, Kei here. I got five reviews. Thanks soo much! October Darkness, Math-

nerds-unite, Kinrutarose, Evilalternateendingstorywriter (big name 0) and

Nekoluver. Thanks very much! (bow) I will start the story now. First was Ayame,

Hatori and Shigure. It was short and I apologize cause usually I write seventeen

pages worth of chapters. Not last time I guess. Not likely this time either. Hehe.

Disclaimer:

Kyou: Damn girl, why the hell do I have to say it!

Kei: Do you want me to let Yuki do it?

Kyou: NO! Kei Hao Asakura does not own Fruits Basket or Jerry Springer. Happy?

Kei: Much.

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Akito: Hi and welcome back to Akito Springer. First we had cousins who are lovers

who cheat on each other. Our next guests are very shy about the subject, so I hope

the audience have lots of questions. Let's welcome our next guest, Yuki Souma!

Yuki: (walks in blushing) Akito, why am I here? Please tell me… it isn't… that

show?

Akito: (evil smile) Why, Yuki-chan, what ever are you talking about?

Yuki: (shiver)

Akito: Yuki is here because of the horrible sins that he has done. With his rival

even!

Yuki: (shocked face) W-W-W-W-W-What?
Ayame: Oh baby brother! I am soo proud of you! You have made it! You are now a

real man! Let's go out tonight and celebrate!

Yuki: (doctors trying to revive him)

Akito: And since Yuki has confessed his sin, we shall bring the other sinner and evil

one, Kyou Souma!

Audience: BOOOOO!

Kyou: (walks out) Oh, f!8k you! F!8K YOU! Akito! What am I doing here?

Akito: Don't act innocent, evil one. We all know what you did to poor Yuki!

Kyou: (blush) And that is?

Akito: YOU FORCED ON HIM! UNPROTECTED EVEN! I swear, if Yuki woke

up, he would just want to die seeing you near him!

Yuki: (wakes up) A-Akito? Where the hell am I?

Kyou: The hell? Damned rat, tell them we didn't do anything!

Yuki: (blink… grin) Oh, it was horrible. I was trying to get away, but he kept

coming towards me! Oh, someone hold me.

Guard 7: YUKI-SAMA!

Yuki: (kick!)

Guard 7: (dead!)

Akito: Oh no! We must get another Guard! Guard 28!

Guard 28: (salute) YES AKITO-SAMA!

Yuki: OI! This is suppose to be about me! That damned cat raped me!

Audience: GASP!

Akito: (loss of words) N-No one has said such a thing yet! Yuki-kun, you must be

traumatized! I am sorry. Do you have anything to say to the evil one?

Yuki: Yes. Stupid Cat, I hate you and hope you will never come towards me again

or I might have to kill you! You only had your way because you drugged me!

Akito: GASP! Drugs were involved! How dare you Kyou! I can't believe you. Let's

get some questions from the audience!

Audience: (waves hands!)

Akito: (runs up to a random person!) Yes, what is your question?

Random person 7: Yeah, was it pleasurable?

Kyou and Yuki: (blush)

Yuki: W-Well… I can't say cause if I do then it wouldn't be rape. So I have nothing to say.

Akito: Kyou?

Kyou: (dead)

Akito: Well, it seems that we will never know if it was pleasurable or not. After the

next commercial, we will get to the last segment of our show. Cross dressing hoes.

Stay tuned. (wave)

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Well, that is all. Guess who is the cross dressing hoe? I bet you will be surprised.

Hehe. My friend will hate me if she ever read this. BOHAHAHAHA! … ahem. If

anyone wants to be in the audience, leave your favorite number cause you have to a

random person but with a special number. All except 2, 23, 7 and 28. That is all! I

salute you and hope you will review on this chapter. Please don't hate me if it is bad,

I usually don't watch Jerry Springer cause it is… not… very… smart. Hehe. Well,

hope you all like it and review. (bow)

-Kei Asakura