starting a new chapter and to tell you now, the hoe is not Ritsu! It is actually two
other people. I am sure people thought it was Ritsu. But I couldn't make him come
on this evil show… yet. BOHAHAHAHA! …. Sorry. Umm… REVIEWS!
SasukeBlade: Sorry, no Ritsu or Momiji just yet.
Evil one (shorter): I will make sure to kill some more guards and a couple of
explosions cause we all love explosions. That and implosions.
Well, I shall start the story.
Disclaimer:
Kei: Please, Kisa-san.
Kisa: (hide behind Tohru) U-Um… (in a little voice) Kei Hao Asakura does not own
Fruits Basket or Jerry Springer.
Kei and Tohru: KAWAII! (hug!)
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Akito: Hello and welcome back. We have had cheating loverscousinsfriends and
rivals who have done it and now cross dressing hoes. But they are in the back
getting ready. Let's go behind the scenes to see what they are up too!
Camera men: (run to the back as the whole audience, Akito, Kyou, Yuki, Ayame,
Shigure and Hatori is heard in the background following them)
Hoe 1: Does this look good? I hate this stupid thing!
Hoe 2: Shut up. All you have done is whine!
Hoe 1: B-But I don't wanna look sluty, just hoey.
Hoe 2: Sigh.
Akito: … Camera men… what the hell? We didn't see anything!
Camera men: We couldn't go into a ladies dressing room.
Everyone but camera men: … STUPID!
Akito: (storms onto the scene followed by the audience and Soumas.) Well… since
the camera men are stupid 455holes, we will introduce the two hoes! Please
welcome………………………………...
HATSUHARU SOUMA AND HIRO SOUMA!
Everyone: (gasp)
Haru: (comes out wearing a nurse uniform with the little hat and make up with a wig that
went to his shoulders, the same color of his hair) Yo.
Hiro: (walks in wearing a dress that looked very similar to one of Kisa's nice dresses with a
his hair very girlish!) Feh.
Akito: … umm… questions from the audience?
Random person 14: ME!
Akito: Yes? (runs up the stairs!)
Random person 14: Why do you look prettier than Yuki?
Everyone: (silence)
Haru: Because other men like it when I wear a wig and look pretty.
Hiro: That didn't answer the question, stupid!
Yuki: (more doctors trying to reviving him again.)
Guard 28: Haru-sama, you are beautiful. Marry me.
Haru: (spaced out look) How much money do you have?
Guard 28: (holds up an envelope)
Haru: (takes it and opens it) … Wow… I'll borrow this for a while and think about it.
Hiro: coughliarcough.
Guard 28: THANK YOU HARU-SAMA!
Haru: Hn.
Akito: AHEM! Will one of you answer her answer?
Hiro: Sure. Haru is more beautiful than Yuki because of the clothes he is wearing.
Ayame made them so of course anyone would look better than Yuki.
Yuki: I hate you, Hiro.
Hiro: (sticks tongue out)
Akito: Now now, Yuki, don't be jealous because Haru and Hiro are much more cuter than you.
Yuki: That's not it!
Akito: Sigh. No need to yell. Now, Haru, Hiro what made you go into the
prostitution business?
Haru: Great pay.
Hiro: I can do whatever I want.
Kyou: (yes he is still there as is Ayame, Shigure and Hatori) YOU GUYS SELL YOURSELF JUST FOR MONEY AND POWER!
Both: Yeah.
Kyou: … You guys are stupid 455holes.
Both: (stick up middle finger)
Akito: Well, it seems that we are out of time. Thanks for watching and tune in next
time for sex slaves, evil dogs stealing everyone's underwear and Cock fighting.
Thank you and don't forget, spade or neuter your dogs to lower the population.
Shigure: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Man, I just watched Samurai X and now I feeel sick. So much blood. I am surprised
I could even finish this chapter cause of it. Oro. Well, I hope you liked it. Also, I
forgot to kill of Guard 28 so let's all pretend that Haru killed him after the show
was over. And next chapter…. BEHIND THE SCENES WITH AKITO SPY! Then
after that we will get to the sex slaves, evil dogs and cock fighting. ;) Ja matte ne!
-Kei Asakura
