A/N Ok, ok, I don't own it. Bishes...

Yeah yeah... No one wants Retasu to die.. Oh well, guess I'm just angsty lately. My friend said I should sick her on you, so here's Maddy.

Maddy: If you don't like her story, THEN DON"T READ IT!

Setsuna-Chan: But I want them to read Mad...

Aoi-Hikari-Chan: Hey! I'm Setsuna-ChanChan's Hikari!

Setsuna-Chan: Aoi-Hikari-Chan, they can see it!

Aoi-Hikari-Chan: But I'm brand new! This is the first post of yours with me in it!

Setsuna-Chan: Speaking of posts... Can I get to it now?

Aoi-Hikari-Chan: -sniffle.- But... you love me, Setsuna-ChanChan. -hugs her Keiichiro plushie.-

Setsuna-Chan: Yes, I do. You're acting too much like me now. Geez, your supposed to be the sane side of me.

Aoi-Hikari-Chan: -sniffle.- Nope, I'm crazy too. -smiles.-

Setsuna-Chan: Greaaaaaaaaat.

Aoi-Hikari-Chan: Can we get a puppy?

Setsuna-Chan: Let's just reply to the reviews for chapter 5, okay?

Aoi-Hikari-Chan: But it's chapter 4...

Setsuna-Chan: Yeah, whatever.

TO THE REVIEWERS! YES YOU! -points.-

adrianxmaturu: I would like to live... No more death threats, or you don't get to read the end of the fic, okay? I have to LIVE to type.

switchfootfan887: I can only update so quickly...As for Retasu's sweetness, she COULD be suicidal... You never know.

anonymous: I have a friend who's like Retasu, but I haven't told I was pondering killing her off... I would be killed if I did.

koneko ariez: THANKIES SO MUCH! I will...?

IchigoBlossomKitten: Ok, okay! Everyone voted no, so Pai will stop her! Geez...

Mew Melon: Updating. No suicide, I promise...

MewCandi2006: Ok ok! Stop screaming, I can hear you!

Angeling: Wow... that makes me feel all warm inside. THANKS!

Mew Lizzy: OMFG YOU REVIEWED THIS ONE TOO! I kinda stopped with my first TMM fic, if you want it, you can finish it, or whatever. Email me, kk? Lettuce can kill herself if I say she can... But you're my most loyal reviewer, along with notinsanejustmentallyunstable and MewApple. You guys get hugs and plushies and pocky.

TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO COMPLAINS ABOTU PAIRINGS: Ok, I don't care if you don't like Minto/Ryou. I really don't. Maybe you should go read one of my other fics, where Minto is dating Pai (Hehe) but she's still the main character. I think she's the coolest. And I will never ever write I Ryou/Ichigo fic, because then I have to pair Retasu/Pai, or Zakuro/Pai and Keiichiro/Retasu, which doesn't work, and Minto/Kisshu, which I plan on doing. Ryou/Ichigo screws everything up for me, but I have read some nice fics with that pairing. Anyways... I bet you want to read the fic, huh?

YAY! I HAVE LIKE 20 REVIEWS! Okay...

Summary: Minto kicks some ass in this chapter. Kisshu's, to be exact. Her and Ichigo fight, and Ryou has to choose a side. Keiichiro and Zakuro have some news. So do Pai and Retasu. Berii and Meguro have some as well.

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RECAP

"Ryou..." Minto just stood there for a while, silent, barely breathing. Keiichiro and Meguro finally came to collect her.

Ichigo was giving her a funny look, and Retasu wasn't anywhere to be found.

END RECAP

"Where'd Retasu-Chan go?" Ichigo asked, breaking the silence.

"What about Shirogane-Sama?" Pudding added, as Ryou and Retasu had left in different directions. The cafe was cleared out now.

"Ryou!" Minto pulled away from Keiichiro and Meguro. "Has anyone seen Shirogane-Kun?" She asked, trying to catch her breath.

"Who cares where that bondage freak went..." Pai muttered, looking to Minto. She turned on him.

"I care, no baka!" She shouted.

"Don't call him an idiot..." Kisshu replied. Minto turned to him.

"Shut it, Kisshu-Kun!" She hissed.

"Hey, leave him alone." Ichigo piped up. Minto did not look very happy right now. In fact, she looked pretty angry at everyone in the cafe. Would no one stick up for her!

"What! He started it!" She yelled.

"DON'T YELL AT MY KONEKO!"

"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP KISSHU!" Minto gave one lsat yell, before tackling the green haired alien, amidst Keiichiro, Berii, and Meguro's shouts of 'Minto-San!'

There was a scuffle. For a while, Kisshu was pinning her to the ground, but Minto kneed him in the groin, and flipped him over. Keiichiro and Meguro just stood back and gulped, while Pai tried to pull her off Kisshu. Minto balled her fist, and punched him in the nose hard. He still wouldn't let her go. She punched him again, but this time there was a rather loud 'CRACK' and he had to release her. There was a little blood on her knuckles, and Ichigo dived for her. She side stepped the uncooridinated cat-girl, and the magenta pigtailed neko fell to the floor.

"WOULD YOU ALL STOP IT!" Purin and Taruto finally screamed. Everyone looked over to them.

"I didn't do anything..." Minto mumbled, sitting in a booth. Her hair was a bit dishelved. Kisshu was still on the floor, and Pai was leaning his head back, trying to stop the blood flow. "Not my fault I kicked their asses good..."

"That's just it Minto. You started it." Zakuro said calmly.

"You didn't, anyway..." Ichigo hissed, helping Kisshu from the floor.

"Oh that's right... I don't win because I didn't say something like 'MewMew Power, MewMew Grace, MewMew Power in you Face,'?" Minto replied sarcastically.

"Minto... Stop it..." Berii began, walking over.

"No! You all act like I just tried to blow up the earth!" Minto said vehemently, her fists clenching again.

"Minto-San, you're a stupid little witch! I can't believe you! Like you didn't know that Retasu loved Ryou-San!" Ichigo continued.

Minto's mouth dropped open in shock, and her hands went loose.

"I... didn't..." She admitted. "I'm not giving him up Ichigo. I love Ryou."

"Retasu's your friend though..." Ichigo pushed.

"I KNOW! But I'm not letting Ryou go... I shouldn't have to..." Minto replied, more calmly then she had been in the last 15 minutes.

"She's right, Ichigo-Chan." Berii agreed reluctantly. Minto looked to her with a small smile.

"So, you guys don't even care about Retasu?"

"She'll find someone else, Ichigo." Zakuro added.

"Fine... Everyone agree with her now..."

Keiichiro leaned on Zakuro, wrapping his arms around her. "Should we tell them?"

"TELL US WHAT?"

"Uh..." Zakuro blushed a bit. Everyone went into shock. "I'm pregnant." And they all fainted.

WHERE EVER RETASU IS

"Hey... You... What're you doing here..." Pai said, approaching her. His nose had stopped bleeding, and it wasn't really broken. Plus everyone was unconscious, so he figured he would have to check on her.

"Go away..." Retasu sniffled. She was in MewMew form, and standing on top of Tokyo Tower. "Just... Go away, Pai."

"You're not going to jump, are you?" He asked. "You'll die." He said flatly.

"I know that." Her voice was softer than usual. Barely above a whisper.

"So... you're going to jump." He repeated, eying her.

"Why do you care? Just kidnap Minto and leave me be."

"I can't let you jump." he decided.

"..." She stepped closer to the edge.

"I'm serious." Pai stepped closer to her in turn.

"So am I."

"Never would have pegged you for suicide." Pai tried to joke.

"..." Another step.

"Don't." But, in her defiance, she stepped off the edge.

She'd forgotten that the aliens could teleport. Pai caught her just before she hit the ground, and she fainted in his arms.

BACK AT THE CAFE

"Hey... Pai and Retasu are back." Purin said lightly.

"Hey, you guys okay?" Ichigo asked, meowing in concern. Kisshu held her tighter.

"Minto.. Minto, wake up." Minto woke up, hearing Ryou's voice. She saw him, and smiled.

"Ryou... I love you..." For a moment, she forgot everyone else in the room, and kissed him deeply.

"While we're talking about Happy things..." Meguro cleared his throat.

"We're getting married!" Berii finished for him happily. And everyone fainted again.

AFTER THE FUTURE BRIDE AND GROOM WAKE EVERYONE UP...

"Kisshu... You touch Minto again, and I'll rip your overly large ears off..." Ryou warned. Ichigo and Kisshu stuck their tongues out at him in unison, and Ryou wondered why had he loved Ichigo... When Minto was always just two feet away.

"STOP IT!"

Pai carried Retasu to the other room that wasn't occupied by Ryou, and set her down on the bed. She looked up at him, blushing and ashamed of what she had almost done.

All the MewMews and their respective lovers would agree that this was a very happy ending. Besides Purin and Taruto bouncing around, because Purin was holding a candy drop over his head.

Ryou looked down at Minto, and smiled. He held her close to him and whispered. "I'm glad I found you."

"Me too." She replied, looking up at him.

"I used to think that after Ichigo picked Masaya, I'd just be..." He sighed. "Content with anyone."

A/N AND THAT IS THE END! TYPOS ARE THE PROPERTY OF MY HIKARI! Is everyone satisfied with this ending? I didn't kill Retasu... Ok? And Minto and Ryou are lovers, everyone is happy! Likey much? o.O