Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own any of JK Rowlings characters. Sobs uncontrollably I DO however, own any characters that you do not recognise, and yes, they are the product of my wonderfully entertaining imagination.

There are some new characters in this story, as there are bound to be in any fanfic…

Summary: Sirius is the reckless, devilishly handsome, teen wizard we all have come to know and love through many a story written about him. This is another journey that follows him through love, heartbreak, betrayal, Azkaban and beyond…enjoy.

Tip for this chappie: Think outside the square….its NOT what you think…

Seriously Being Sirius

Chapter One

And it Begins

Sirius smiled cheekily at the petite brunette sitting across from him.

"Do you wanna?" he asked, winking suggestively at her.

Isabel, known to her friends as Izzy, caved at the devishly handsome grin that lit up Sirius' features, and when she smiled weakly at him, he knew he had her.

"When do we start?" she whispered, leaning closer so that the Marauders and co wouldn't hear them. Glancing around, she wondered if what she was about to was such a good idea.

He winked at her and shuffled closer, hooking his arm around her shoulder, making sure she was close enough to smell his cologne.

"Whenever you're ready Izzy…"

Sirius watched the play of emotions run across her face, from terror to uncertainty to resolve. 'This girls got guts!' he thought to himself, trying desperately to hide the grin that was tugging at the corners of his mouth.

"I'm ready," she said, looking purposefully into his eyes. "Lets get this whole thing over and done with."

Grinning mischievously, he stood from his very comfortable position on the plush Gryffindor armchairs, kissing her on the cheek and pulling her up with him as he went.

"Goodnight Izzy, my dear. See you in the morning."

A chorus of goodnights and so one ensued from the Marauders and co as Izzy made her way to the seventh year girl's dormitories.

He relaxed back into the now rather vacant armchair, studying the rather intense faces of his friends, watching with some amusement as they played an extremely rowdy game of Exploding Snap. Merlin were they in for a shock tomorrow!

Chuckling to himself, his thoughts drifted to one gutsy brunette preparing herself for the following events…

"Prongs, Moony, Wormy, I'm off to bed…we all know it takes a monumental effort to look this good, so beauty sleep is essential."

Everyone rolled their eyes, muttering and ignoring him, used to Sirius' antics.

"Heeey…it's not my fault your all insanely jealous of my good looks!" Sauntering to the stairs, he wiggled his hips and flicked his manly hair, trying to be as dramatic as possible.

"GOODNIGHT SIRIUS!" everyone bellowed, too busy to notice him literally bouncing up the stairs in excitement and anticipation of the event that was to follow.

Glancing one last time, to ensure none of his roomies had followed him, he slipped inside the dorm room and began to hastily prepare himself with the proper equipment.

"Right…wand, broom, invisibility cloak…Prongs won't mind...pillows. Pillows!" he muttered. Pouncing to his bed, he hastily stuffed some pillows under the blankets to make it appear a person was laying there…an old muggle trick the Marauders had perfected over the years.

To be doubly sure that no one would suspect a thing, he drew the curtains and performed a locking charm (just to be sure, of course).

"Hopefully they'll leave 'me' alone tonight" he chuckled to himself.

Pulling the invisibility cloak over himself, he opened the door once again to check all were still accounted for.

Ticking the off on his fingers he did a quick head count. "Lily, Steph, Tasha, Cassie, Ella…perfect!" Closing the door as inconspicuously as possible, he grabbed his broom and sailed off through the window…or would have if he had remembered to open it.

Thus, the devishly handsome Sirius Black found himself landed squarely and very unhandsome like on his firm derriere.

"Merlin!" he whispered vehemently. "That hurt!"

This time, he made sure the window was open before zooming out into the sky…turning back only to shut the window… with a spell, of course.

He took a moment to relax; well, as well as one can on a round piece of wood. The first stage was complete.

He directed his Cleansweep 17 towards the seventh year girl's dormitory window. Tapping lightly, a startled Izzy jumped, only seeing a rather vacant broom floating outside her window.

Sirius removed the hood of the cloak, watching with some amusement as Izzy jumped again. Rushing to the window, her clumsy nervous fingers scrambled to unlock the window.

When Sirius was in, he gestured impatiently for her to clamber on.

"Hey there beautiful…" he whispered huskily, earning him a slap on the shoulder.

"Come on, be serious Sirius…" to this he rolled his eyes, "we have work to do!" Circling her arms around his muscly waist, she waited for him to speed off into the night, to which he promptly complied, closing the window with a quick spell.

"And it begins…" he whispered.

Hi everybody. If you've just read this, please review. I'm not quite sure where I'm going with this story as of yet, but I have a rough idea, but any ideas would be deeply appreciated. (Pranks, plot ideas…anything you think of and don't mind sharing)

Hope you enjoy!

Luey