A/N: Okay.. um… well.. I know its long.. but you know.. I'll tell you a secret… if its been a long while and I have not yet updated.. if you review… I tend to get back into the mood.. and lo and behold I did not get one but -2- reviews- that was like.. a couple weeks (months?) –after- I posted so.. tada! Oh yea.. upped the ficcie to R for language and latter on, sexual orieted scenes. How explicit will those be will depend on the maturity of your reviews.. since.. I realized there are a LOT of incredibly young readers and writers here. Btw, this is a lame chappie,…. Dun read if you wanna be spared.. im serious.. no joke.


The sun was glaring hot, the foul smell of burned tires was permeating scorched clothing and a rightfully pissed Kel was glaring bullets at Joren or rather, his back. The idiot of a male was almost right up to the snipper's car when WHAM! He slams the breaks and off goes the car, spinning more circles than a fucking merry go round. And what does the jackass have to say for his fucked up self? NOTHING! All the shitface did was fucking get out of the car and RUN to fucking who knows where!

"Joren you bitch! You have any fucking damn IDEA of the stunt you pulled! I can NOT believe how y-"

Kel stared in shock as the tall platinum blonde turned around slowly, almost gently as he cradled a shivering white ball of fluff. Keladry held her breath as she stood up slowly and walked to her part time partner, reaching out a steady hand to the creature.

"It is alive you know," Joren's voice startled Kel out of her quiet state.

She looked up at him quizzedly, the green flecked hazel eyes stared deep into the man's icey cold ones.

"So this is…"

Joren nodded his head stiffly.

Kel sighed.

The two then talked quietly as they sat on the hard gravel road as the car laid on its side, steaming while the sound of siren's wailed in the background.

Random hours latter

In a relatively decent motel room that had faded maroon wallpapers that were tearing at the edges, 2 adults faced each other with a brown covered bed in between them.

"His name is Jump,"

"I don't think so wench, His name is Rufus the 9th,"

"How the hell is he the 9th!"

"Because he is gonna be my 'dog' and I also have another 'dog' that is 9 inches and makes all the chicks go 'RrrruuuuoooooohhhUUFff..!' but in a different way…"

Keladry looked shocked, her lips opening and shutting with a stupid stunned look on her face. A couple of loose strand sprinkled down her face, giving her a frazzled look as she glared at the smirking hottie before her….. She blushed horribly and looked away, making him look at her back side as she crossed her arms and muttered about coffee.

Joren smirked as his blues trailed up and down her back side with a hunger in its depths. They took note of hidden curves of her waist as her perky round as- God damnit Joren… don't go down there… Woah man! Easy there boy.. down boy.. down……. Aww shit.. perfect time to start boner… Joren grimaced as he took a few steps back to plop himself in a chair and avoid staring at his partner's delicious backside. Fucking Lump had to go and develop nicely…

The said dog that was of the 4 legged varieties was sleeping calmly on the bed in a cozy warm nest of heated balled up towels. The combination of the 2 Knight classed agents had ensured its survival. The rather grotesque dog had somehow managed to strike a chord in both the man and woman's heart.

"Heh… aww look… the virginal Lump is blushing at mention of a 'dogs' 'bone'…"

Kel flushed indignantly and snapped back at Joren, whirling around on her heels to face him with a hard look on her face.

"Who is to say I'm not a virgin huh! Tch, don't act like you know me Stone, let's get this assignment done and over with so we can go back into our lives so I can live it blissfully without a jackass like you."

She turned around, blanking her face in the process making her partner grimace as 'the mask' came back on her face. Joren looked disturbed. Very disturbed. The saddest thing was.. he had no idea why.


A/N: well that was a whole new flavor yea? I need to change and see yalls reaction and see just how far I can take this fic. Oh yea, I need a beta btw.. my grammer is bad.

Imperfectionist ;D – Yea I know. I was scared because my family lives in Asia but not too close or far from indo … so yea..

Oceanspike – aww dun call your muther bitch.. I know that bitch and nag and its annoying.. hell.. I can't even live under the same roof as her.. btu think of all the sacrifices she made for you. Anyways, hope you liked this.

soccerchick-08 - . yay! I updated again! Lol. Im glad you liked the ficcie and the "…" was there because kel mentioned that he now had something to be cocky about. Meaning: joren always acts cocky but without a real cause. Kel had said something to joren that was unoriginal, something that joren had said. So, kel implied he can now be truthfully cocky and honored that she copied him. Get it? ; I hoped that people wouda gotten it…

Unknown-Dreams – lol. Moooooooo cow! Woof dog! And thanks . I hoped people would love the backseat driving

jumping-jo- . I try to keep some sort of banter… that's why JK fics are so damn fun to read if its doen right XD . hence why I try so hard.. because its damn hard to get it done right.

BloodSoakedTiger – lol.. I'll work on dom soon… and thanks . I love it when ppl cite from the fic and tell me what they like. And see! I updated!

Darking Queen- ; I dun think Joren himself will kill dom… but dom will get into a situation.. I think .

Allimba – sorry I realized that did nto quite save the exact format of the fic so there was a transitional confusion ;.; sorry about that

Mystic Moon Empress – This fluffy enough? Or was it too blunt?

Dracorium – there you go . more on the way…. Relatively soon .

Erkith - pumps fist in air happily yess..! ppl love the last exchange! And thankies for even checking this lousy ficcie ; and dom will get a chappie… that is the same as neal and co.

A/N: O.o wooooooah man… that was a shitload of people…. 11! Hot damn…. You people spoil me… anyways.. if one day I get 20 reviews, I will do an illustration of joren profile … .