I wanted to say thanks for the reviews. I hope I can stand up to the expectations. The last thing I want to do is disappoint. In the mean time, here's Chapter 2.

Please see disclaimer in first chapter. Thanks!


Chapter 2

Zoro reached the door leading to the girls' cabin. If his legs did in fact get longer, it helped him run faster. He opened the door and went down the stairs, attempting to brush away whatever was covering his left eye. It was so annoying!

Robin was sitting up on the couch and Nami was crouched beside her. They both looked scared out of their minds. Probably a spider, Zoro thought as he strode into the room. He stopped in mid-step when Nami rose to her feet. She was gawking at him like an idiot. "What?" He snapped at her. His voice still sounded hoarse. Stop it, he reminded himself.

That's when the swordsman realized that it wasn't just his imagination. He noticed the mirror in the corner of the room. The reflection staring back at him was that of the damn cook. "What… the… hell?" he muttered in disbelief.

"What the hell!" Nami's scream echoed his words. He blinked, staring at the navigator. It wasn't like her to scream profanities. Then he blinked again. She was throwing a kick straight for him!

.o.o.o.o

Sanji was in shock the moment he saw himself stroll down the stairs. Who the hell was this imposter? Did they steal his body? That would partially explain why he was in Nami-san. How it happened though, was still unknown. Whoever this asshole was, he didn't have the same smooth moves as Sanji did. "What the hell!" he screamed, a little freaked out to hear Nami-san's voice instead of his own.

Pissed off, the cook reacted out of instinct, which said to kick the shit imposter's ass. He threw a kick, aiming for his own face. There was just one problem. Although Sanji knew how to do the moves in his mind, the body he was in (Nami-san's body) wasn't trained to carry out the attack. So his kick swung low and awkward, hitting nothing but air. The force carried with it spun him around, causing him to fall backwards towards the imposter.

.o.o.o.o

Zoro was still in shock over seeing the cook's reflection in the mirror. On top of that, the navigator was screaming at him and trying to kick at him as if she were the cook. Nami didn't have the cook's aim though. That was apparent as she ended up blatantly missing her target and falling backwards. Now Zoro did the only thing he could do. Out of instinct, he caught Nami as she fell into him.

.o.o.o.o

Chopper watched the events unfold like a strange play. He now knew that this wasn't a trick. Or if it was, it was pretty elaborate. Although Nami would get annoyed with Sanji at times, she would never attempt to kick him. That's something Sanji would do when he was annoyed. The little doctor remembered Nami's words after she had woken him up. "I mean it's not Nami-san. It's me, Sanji!" If Sanji was in Nami's body, then who was in Sanji's? And where was Chopper's own body?

.o.o.o.o

At that moment there was a huge crash. Luffy burst through the emergency exit in Chopper's huge man-beast form. It didn't matter that he was in the doctor's body at the moment. What mattered was that he needed to save his crewmember. "Robin are you ok?" he asked with concern. The captain scanned the room for an attacker, but only saw Sanji holding Nami. That's funny. Nami never let's Sanji touch her. His eyes turned back to the archeologist, who was starting at him. "Robin?"

Her eyes were wide as she stuttered out her response. "Y… y… you're me. You're in my body!"

"Huh?" Luffy blinked. Suddenly he remembered again that he was in Chopper's body. A large grin grew on his face. "Ah! Chopper! Heeheehee… omoshirei!" Sanji and Nami stared at him in shock. The cook still held the navigator. "Heh, what's wrong with you two? Nami?"

.o.o.o.o

Realizing the shit imposter was still holding him, Sanji pushed away from his own body and ran up to Chopper's. "I'm not Nami-san! It's Sanji!" He then faced Robin-chan, "you're Chopper?" The archeologist nodded, her eyes still wide. He turned to face Chopper's body again, "and you are?"

"Heehee, Luffy," the reindeer responded with a grin. Sanji should've guessed. Only the captain grins like that, especially in situations like this. He then spun around and faced himself.

"That still doesn't explain who the hell you are," the cook exclaimed, folding his arms. He noticed the breasts again and shifted uncomfortably. He was too freaked out by being in Nami-san's body to be paying attention to it. Maybe later, he noted to himself.

.o.o.o.o

Zoro slowly blinked at the navigator. Not only was he in shock, but also now he was extremely confused. His crewmates were saying that they were someone else. That might be why he saw the dumb cook's reflection in the mirror. The swordsman made a little chart in his head as he looked to each member. I'm the shit cook. Luffy is now the doctor. Chopper is the archeologist. And the navigator is… Suddenly his face changed as he came to a realization. It was as if he finally got the punch line to a joke. Zoro fell over, laughing.

"Oi, bastard," Sanji yelled at him with Nami's voice. "Answer my question!" The swordsman just laughed even more, rolling around on the floor. He laughed so hard that he went into another coughing fit. Sanji sweat dropped, "don't kill me while you're in there."

Zoro coughed and let out a giggle as he sat up. "The dumbass cook is now a girl!" He giggled again. "How are you supposed to fawn over the navigator now that you're in her body?" He fell over again, laughing uncontrollably.

.o.o.o.o

The answer to Sanji's question finally clicked in his mind. He hung his head and sighed. "The shit swordsman had to be put in my body, huh." He watched the asshole rolling on the floor disguised as himself. The cook made a mental note to kick Zoro's ass when things were back to normal. Giving up on the swordsman, Sanji turned back to his captain. Luffy had shrunk back to Chopper's regular beast-man form. "So, captain," he began while brushing a few strands of soft, orange-red hair behind his ear. "What next?"


Japanese notes

Omoshirei – omoshiroi means interesting (or sometimes funny) in Japanese. Luffy usually says it like omoshirei when he's laughing about something. He's so cute.