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Chapter 3

"Captain-san, we need you." Usopp heard his own voice name him captain. Captain? What's going on here? He attempted to sit up, but noticed that his body felt strangely loose. It was difficult to keep control of his arm as he took Luffy's hat in his hand. The sharpshooter wasn't sure what was happening, but he did what he was best at in these situations.

.o.o.o.o

"Captain-san, are you alright?" Robin noticed the captain was having difficulty moving. The situation turned over in her head. Considering she wasn't in her own body, what were the chances that her captain wasn't in his either?

Luffy gave an uncharacteristically nervous laugh. "W-w-what do you mean… U-s-sopp?" he asked as he put the hat on his head. His hand was on his head when his upper arm suddenly drooped like putty. The archeologist watched with great intensity as her captain laughed even more at his sagging arm. Her attention was soon distracted though as they heard a crash of something going through the emergency exit leading to the women's cabin.

.o.o.o.o

"What was that?" Nami cried, letting out a whine when she heard Zoro's voice speaking her words. Eww! She shuddered in the swordsman's form. Why am I in Zoro's body? This is so gross! The body felt so heavy and dirty. Doesn't Zoro ever take a shower? Putting aside her discomfort, the navigator turned to Usopp and Luffy… at least what looked like Usopp and the captain. "Luffy! What's wrong with your arm?" He was laughing like an idiot with his arm hanging. It wasn't even his usual laugh. This was a fake laugh, like one Usopp would make when he was lying.

"It's not captain-san," Usopp said in a serious tone. Nami was getting freaked out. It looked like the sharpshooter wasn't himself either. He turned to the navigator with a deadpan expression. "Just as I'm sure you're not swordsman-san either," he stated. "Are you?"

Nami looked down at the giant calloused hands. For as long as she had known Zoro, she had never noticed how detailed his hands were until now. "No," she responded honestly, "I'm not."

.o.o.o.o

"I don't know what you're both talking about!" Usopp laughed again. He stepped out of Luffy's hammock, but fell to the floor as his new rubbery legs collapsed underneath him. Maybe they didn't notice. The marksman quickly jumped to his feet. "I'm going to go check on Robin," he exclaimed quickly as he ran towards the hole in the wall, attempting to be brave. If everyone believed he was Luffy, then he couldn't give himself away… at least not until he knew what was going on.

.o.o.o.o

Nami watched Luffy run off. He looked like an awkward baby animal taking its first steps. His legs appeared to be more rubbery than usual and he didn't seem sure as to how to run with them. "That's strange," she mumbled to herself, letting out a sigh as she was reminded by the deep, gruff voice of whose body she was in.

"He's wrong," Usopp's straight monotone comment broke Nami's thoughts.

"What?" the navigator asked.

"Robin wasn't the one screaming," the sharpshooter clarified.

"How do you know that? It sounded like Robin to me," Nami replied, a little shaken by how serious her crewmate was.

"Because," Usopp's dark eyes looked to Nami, "I'm Robin."

.o.o.o.o

"So captain," Usopp heard Nami's voice come from the next room as he hid on the other side of the wall, "what next?" Here's my chance!

At that moment, Usopp burst into the room, making an attempt to do his best Luffy impression. He laughed with his hands on his hips and his chest puffed out. "Did someone call for me?"

Chopper, Sanji, Nami, and Robin all stared at him. "What?" Nami asked, her jaw slack in shock. "Who the hell are you?"

Sweat beads formed on the marksman's head. They couldn't know it wasn't really him, could they? He gave another laugh. "Ha! I'm the Great Pirate Captain Uso… er… Luffy!" he exclaimed as he punched his fists in the air and gave the biggest grin he could.

Chopper fell over in laughter. "Ha, ha! Omoshirei!" The reindeer's little legs kicked as he rolled on the floor.

"You can't be Luffy," Sanji approached Usopp with an unnerving expression. He rolled up his sleeves as if he were threatening his crewmate.

Nami stood side-by-side with the cook, her expression even more menacing than his. "We already figured out Chopper is Luffy," she added as she pointed her thumb to the laughing doctor.

"So… who the hell are you?" Sanji echoed Nami's previous question. Both crewmates pressed in towards Usopp. The sharpshooter's legs became weak and he shook uncontrollably with fear.

.o.o.o.o

"It's Usopp." The entire crew turned to see Robin in the marksman's body enter through the hole in the wall. Clinging to her arm was a frightened Nami as the swordsman. "Marksman-san is the only one of the crew that would lie in a situation like this."

"Marksman-san?" Everyone then turned to Robin's body as it got up from the couch where it had been quiet this whole time. "Robin!" the voice shouted in an unusually innocent tone. Robin nodded in response, strangely comforted as she realized that doctor-san was placed in her body.

.o.o.o.o

Sanji blinked. "Wait, wait, wait…" he held his hands up as he took a moment to figure things out. "Usopp is in Luffy? And Robin-chan is in Usopp? So… Where's Nami-san?" His eyes then came to the frightened looking Zoro clinging to the arm of Robin-chan. The cook would usually laugh at seeing the swordsman act so cowardly, but he realized that this wasn't the dumb lazy ass. That shithead was in Sanji's own body. This was… was…

.o.o.o.o

"Nami-swa – n!" Nami jumped as she heard her name being called by her own voice. Oh no! The brown eyes that she saw every day in the mirror had blown up into hearts. Oh God no! Her familiar hips that she was self-conscious over were now swiveling as her own body approached her.

"Sanji-kun?" she whispered in disbelief. The truth was made all too real though as she heard Zoro's voice again. Nami put a rough hand to her forehead as she felt a headache coming on.

The love cook leaned forward, studying Nami's new face. "Oh my poor, beautiful Nami-swan is trapped inside the ugly, moss-haired beast." The navigator controlled her anger, considering that if she did hit Sanji she would just be bringing harm to herself, especially with Zoro's strength. She sighed heavily. How depressing.

.o.o.o.o

Zoro watched the interaction between the shit cook in Nami's body and the navigator in his own. It was embarrassing that a girl was in his body. What if she didn't take proper care of it? Would he become weaker? Is this what he got for laughing at Sanji being in Nami's body? What was that thing he heard about once… karma? Screw it!

Something else in the interaction was attracting his attention even more though, it seemed. The way that stupid cook was swiveling the girl's hips. And then he leaned forward, seeming to push the breasts together. That's when Zoro noticed an ever-growing arousal coming from the unfamiliar body he was in. He tried to push the thoughts aside, like he would when he was himself, but the damn cook's body seemed to be determined to express itself. "Damn it, cook!" he growled, hunching over as if he were in pain.

.o.o.o.o

A startled Sanji and Nami both looked to the swordsman disguised as the cook. "What's wrong with you?" Sanji asked, putting his hands on his hips. Should he feel ashamed that he was starting to enjoy touching himself in Nami's body?

"What the hell is this!" Zoro pointed to the thing he was trying to hide between his legs. "Are you always craving sex and cigarettes? What the hell is wrong with you?"

Sanji just laughed and waved him off. "I think you just can't control yourself at the sight of Nami-swan's unearthly beauty through my eyes," he stated, flipping orange-red hair with the back of his hand.

Nami hung her head in shame. "Ugh… he's making me look like an idiot," she muttered under her breath.

.o.o.o.o

Luffy rolled on the floor, laughing even harder. Even if everyone else was uncomfortable in their new bodies, the captain seemed to find the humor in the situation. Robin approached the little reindeer. "Captain-san, what should we do first to resolve this?"

The captain sat up and stared Robin in the eyes. "Hey? Usopp, when did you become so serious?" he asked.

The crew sweat dropped, except Robin. She only blinked at her captain, her expression never changing. "I'm Robin, sir," she clarified flatly.

"Oh yeah," Luffy responded as he got to his feet. He walked over to Usopp in his own body, "first thing first." He looked up at his own face. "Can I have my hat back please?"

The marksman shrugged and let out a sigh. "I guess," he agreed as he took the hat off his head. The captain took his treasure in his hooves and removed the pink top hat. He replaced it with the straw hat.

Luffy looked around the small cabin, "hey! Where's Chopper?" The crew almost fell over, but their captain continued on, "Sanji!" He looked to his cook, but the navigator was soon yelling curses at him. Something about her being cook?

"What is it, Luffy?" she finally asked, more irritable than usual. The captain lowered his hat and grinned widely.

"I'm hungry. Do we have any meat?"


Hey! I wanted to say thank you for all the reviews. I really appreciate them. I know it took a while to get this chapter out, but I've been busy and I went home for Golden Week. So, Omatase shimashita! It was also very difficult to write this chapter. I had different scenes in my head and such, but I've just been lacking the motivation to write lately… I don't know. I hope you guys enjoy it though. I don't want to disappoint.