Author's notes: OK I know I'm a day late but I'm posting as fast as I can! I just want to say thank you to all my reviewers, the more reviews I get the faster I update! ( hint hint) anyway I hope you like this chapter I had major writers block for this one and I'm sorry if it's bad, but I know exactly how I want the next three chapters to go so they'll be better I promise! I hope you enjoy the chapter, as always feel free to E-mail me anytime! Oh yeah this chapter will be done in two parts tnx!

Disclaimer: Just the usual I own nothing, except those socks

Chapter seven part one: ( The sex talk and new Relationships)

"Wait, Wait, Wait, let me get this straight" said James crossing his legs on his four poster bed a bewildered look on his face "Remus, our Remus, Remus John Lupin, infamous Marauder, our friend the.."

"Oh shut up Prongs!" shouted Sirius chucking a pillow in James direction (he had decided to tell James a recount of what had happened last night. Seeing as though Remus had insisted on taking a walk on the grounds at 5:30am saying that he needed to think about things and still hadn't come back with classes starting in ½ an hour and breakfast still to be eaten, making Sirius extra cranky he couldn't go without eating every five minutes let alone an entire morning!

"Just bloody well say it James!" said Sirius exasperatedly.

"Sorry Padfoot but you really didn't need to throw a friggin pillow at me you know!" complained James rubbing his forearm in mock hurt.

"Fine whatever, just what the bloody hell were you trying to say?!" asked Sirius crankily having not gotten a lot of sleep last night talking to Remus in the library

"Soooorrrryyy" said James rolling his eyes "anyways you mean to tell me that Remus is actually gonna make his move on Jennifer?" asked James incredulously.

"Yep"

"Jenny?"

"A huh"

"Jennifer in Gryffindor?"

"Yeah"

"The one he's liked forever but would never admit it?"

"Yes"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Ok" said James with a wide smirk on his face, "I was just making sure"

"You are such an idiot!" yelled Sirius as he launched himself on top of James and they began rolling around fake fighting knocking into walls and breaking some of the quidditch figures on Peter's desk.

"Oi, what the bloody hell are two doing! trying to kill each other?" asked Remus as he came back inside a tinge of red in his cheeks from being out for so long. Sirius and James couldn't help wondering what it was exactly that he was planning.

"No James was just being an idiot, that's all," said Sirius who was on top of James with his hands around his neck."

"And Sirius was being an impatient arse!" yelled James trying to rip out Sirius' hair.

"But you still love me don't you Jamsie?" asked Sirius batting his eyelashes and moving over to where Remus was.

"Of course Siry poo" said James making goo goo eyes at him and sitting back down on his bed.

"Awww thank you honey" said Sirius and leaping onto James lap nearly breaking his kneecaps and smiling up at him lovingly.

"Oi get off me I'm not gay!" yelled James trying to push Sirius off of him.

"Oh you know you love me," said Sirius giving James a smacking kiss on the cheek.

"Well now I just feel jealous," said Remus sarcastically, and before he could stop him Sirius planted another smacking kiss on his cheek.

"Bloody hell Sirius I'm not gay either!" Yelled Remus trying frantically to wipe Sirius' spit off his face with the back of his robes looking disgusted.

"So anyway" said James, it's actually true then little Mr. Denial finally admits that he fancies Ms. Jennifer Thompson. Remus nodded looking as if his mind was going a mile a minute.

"So when are you gonna ask her out then? Asked James

"Yeah you seemed all pumped up about it last night!" Chime din Sirius as he flipped through the pages of a quidditch magazine admiring the latest broom model the Midas 2000.

"Well for starters she wasn't even in the common room when we got back last night" started Remus.

"Well Moony it was kinda 1:00 in the morning, and you know there's this thing that people usually do around then it's called sleep" said James a smirk on his face earning his second pillow in the face that morning. "I am so calling children's aid" he muttered.

"Anyway" said Remus "I also realized that barging into a common room in the early morning when she was half asleep wasn't really the most romantic way to do it" said Remus as he eased himself on Sirius' bed.

"Oh I see so it has to be romantic then," said Sirius

"No kidding, of course I do I mean I've gotta do something really special to um you know compensate for well....." Remus's voice trailed off.

"Moony" Sirius started "are you trying to say that you have a small..."

"NO you idiot I don't have a small....you know I was talking about the fact that I'm werewolf, I swear all you can ever think about is sex prongs" said Remus chuckling.

"Well a guy's gotta look forward to something right?" said Sirius wiggling his eyebrows.

"What do you mean look forward to something, you've dated almost half of the female population!" cried James "You can't tell me you haven't you know already" said James staring at Sirius avidly waiting to hear the answer.

"YES! Yes I mean yeah.....Yeah I have I was....just trying to see if you guys would fall for it that's all" said Sirius looking anywhere but at James.

"OH MY GOD!!!! Yelled Remus, you're...you're you haven't?" Remus looked to James wide eyed.

"Look it's not like I'm a prude or something it's just I know who I want my first time to be with that's all, and I wouldn't be talking you two haven't had sex either!

"Yeah but we never acted like we did, people just assumed we had, but you Sirius Black, I mean wow," said James a look of disbelief and a hint of laughter on his face.

"It's not like I haven't tried before it's just every time I ever got close to having sex, it-it... it just didn't feel right okay?"

"So who is this mystery woman then?" asked James, "Who could be so special that you wouldn't want to shag half the girls in our year for?"

"I don't care who it is" said Remus all I know is that you-you're a- a

"VIRGIN!!!!!!" yelled James and Remus bursting out in laughter.

"Shut up the whole common room is gonna hear" said Sirius in a panicked voice

"What are you afraid your special girls' gonna hear?" asked James making swooning motions.

"Yeah I know James" said Remus "she may not even want to be with a VIRGIN!!!!"

"That's it" said Sirius somewhere between anger and a laugh at how stupid and stunned his friends looked, with that he lunged for them but missed, James and Remus were already running down the stairs Sirius hot on their trails. James and Remus were jumping stairs 2 at a time at a mad dash trying to make it around the corner into the common room and could almost feel Sirius' hot breath on the back of their necks. Just as they were about to jump the second to last step Sirius lunged and grabbed their ankles in mid-air sending them all to the ground in a tumbled heap of robes and curses.

"WHAT THE HELL!!"

Same time in the girls dorms:
"Nikki! Nikki!" called Jenny trying to shake her friend who seemed to be able to sleep through a stampede of rampaging hippogriffs!
"Here let me do it or else we're never gonna get to breakfast on time" said Lily leaning over Nikki and doing a funny movement with her wand wadimen (sorry I can so not do spells) and a jet or freezing water sprouted out of the tip of her wand showering her sleeping friend.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!!!" Nikki screamed sitting straight upright with trickles of water falling into her face, "what the hell was that for?" she yelled.

"Well" said Lily "seeing as though you only have 15 minutes to shower and get ready I don't think that you should be asking us questions" shoving her friend into the bathroom so that she could shower.

"Poor girl there's gonna be no water left with Shea and Crystal having their daily hour-long shower" 'leaving no water for the rest of us' the last bit she muttered under her breath.

"What was that sorry didn't catch the last bit" said Lily leaning closer to her friend with mock confusion.

"No-nothing, said Jenny looking down at the ground deep in thought.

"Don't worry it'll all work out, trust me you two are perfect for each other" started Lily "he would never be with Shea"

"Yeah right her boobs are like a fricken Z Lily! How –how do you know anyway?" asked Jenny curious as to how her friend knew of her feelings for Remus.

"Look, Jenny" said Lily looking Jenny in the eye, Remus isn't like that. Those kind of things don't matter to him, he could care less, he fancies you..."

"But Lily.." started Jenny but Lily cut in

"Jenny listen to me there is no way that he doesn't fancy you, there is no way that anyone can't see that! I mean all anybody has to do is see the look in his eyes when looks at you or his smile when he looks at you, it's a look that only being around you can give him. Seeing you two together just looks right and the whole school knows that even Shea! Jenny you're the one he wants to be with trust me your smile outshines her Z boobs any day! I have a feeling that something between you two is gonna happen soon don't worry about it, just be happy that you have someone who cares about you that much, and if you don't believe me go ask Hannah green in Hufflepuff she's got half the school betting on when Remus is gonna ask you! Even Nikki and I got a date!"

"Thanks Lily" whispered Jenny pulling her friend into a tight hug.

"Yet again I'm left out of the hug" called Nikki towel drying her hair.

"Well we would hug you it's just with all that wet hair...." Started Lily but she had no time to finish because her friend had pounced on the two of them pushing them back onto the bed shaking her head like a dog.

"God Nikki now all our hair is gonna be awful!" cried Lily in between giggles.

"Hey I wasn't gonna be the only one with crazy hair I would have looked like Narcisia, this way it could be a fashion statement and we could make fun of the people with tame hair."

"Oooooooooookkkkkkk" said Lily slinging her bag over her shoulder "it's not like we have no time to fix it anyway." And started down the stairs, Nikki and Jenny right behind her, but once they made it to the middle of the common room they were nearly killed by a tumbling mass of robes and curses flying in every which direction.

"WHAT THE HELL!!" Nikki yelled jumping out of the way to avoid getting run over by Sirius.

"Oh my god are you guys ok?" asked Lily and Jenny together.

"Yeah brilliant" said Remus an instant grin across his face as Jenny offered him her hand to pull him up.

"Well aren't you gonna help me up Lily" asked James a lopsided grin on his face "fine said Lily reaching her hand out to James, but when he took it Lily felt something that she hadn't expected to. It was if an electric shock ran through her entire body as James hoisted himself up, but didn't bother letting go of her hand, Lily didn't seem to notice. Nikki ended up helping an uncharacteristically quiet Sirius get up.

"Eck hem" coughed Remus gesturing to James and Lily's clasped hands.

Lily immediately let go causing James to glare at his friend 'Bloody git' he muttered underneath his breath.

"What was that?" asked Nikki, an amused look on her face.

"I said nice hair" said James motioning to the girl's wet and tangly hair.

"We could say the same for you too" said Lily giggling, the other girls just noticing this began laughing and pointing at the boys hair, laughing wildly.

"What?" they asked, the girls just kept laughing and pointing until Remus came to a mirror and discovered the cause of the girls' laughter.

"Uh Prongs? Padfoot? I think I know what they're laughing at and motioned for them to come look in the mirror and soon they had burst out laughing as well. For with all the curses that were sent as they flew down the stairs their hair had changed colors, leaving Sirius with purple, James with green and Remus with Yellow. But with one wave of Remus' wand their hair changed back to it's normal color even though Sirius swore he still saw some purple in his hair. With a second wave of his wand the girls' hair was dried and back to normal.

"So ladies may we escort you to breakfast?" asked Sirius bowing and taking Nikki's hand, Remus turning crimson took the hand of an equally blushing Jenny and James gave Lily a questioning look and she nodded seeing as though there was nobody else left, "but don't go getting any ideas James" said Lily taking his hand and heading down to breakfast her stomach rumbling hungrily after her.

James was sitting at the back of potions class with Remus and Sirius getting lost in Lily's Flaming red hair wondering if those loose curls would ever be wrapped around him. But he was on cloud nine he had held Lily' hand 'sure' he thought...she didn't to it happily but she didn't tear my head off either so that's gotta be something, and thought James She called me by my first name, I'm not just Potter sure she wasn't in love with him yet but it was a start........

Remus sat beside Sirius at the back of potions class as Professor Gleegel was at the board putting up the instructions to a very complex potion, he had tried for the first 20 minutes but now found his attention wandering onto different more important things. Like Jenny, a smile flickered across his face as he stared at her short wispy brown hair that fell just above her shoulders making her look breath taking even in her school uniform. A million thoughts raced through his mind as he thought what about what he was going to do tonight.

Sirius sat at the back of the classroom in between Remus and James 'god she's beautiful'

'RING'

"Let's go get some food! Yelled Sirius grabbing his bag and sprinting out to the great hall with Remus and James on his heels.

"Well that was nice wasn't it" said Sirius talking to his stomach as He and James stood up and began to make their way to the Gryffindor common room.

"You coming Moony?" asked James not seeing Remus following them but staying behind in the great hall.

"Oh I'll be there later there's just some.... business I have to take care of that's all" He replied turning back and taping somebody on the shoulder.

"Whatever" they both replied climbing the stairs groggily having been filled with food.

1hour later......

"Where the hell do you think Moony is?" asked Sirius sending his Knight to fight off a particularly violent bishop of James'.

"I know he's been gone forever" said James his brow furrowed staring out the window, thinking that he had just seen someone out there.

"So has Jenny" said Nikki scaring both Sirius and James.

"Jeez Nikki do you make any sound when you walk?" asked James still trying to catch his breath.

"NO she doesn't" said Lily also appearing out of nowhere.

"What do no women make noise when they walk anymore?" asked Sirius exasperatedly.

"Anyway have you guys seen Jenny?" asked Nikki

"NO" said Sirius "You guys seen Remus?"

"Nope" replied the girls as they all sat there staring off into space until Lily finally said

"Oh My God!!!! You don't think"

"They couldn't" said Nikki

"WE have" came Remus' voice from the portraite hole with his arm around Jenny beaming.

Author's notes:

Anyway it's 11:30pm and I'm so, so, so, tired so I'm gonna make this quick, the next chapter is gonna be what happened when Jenny and Remus went off together and a lot of l/j stuff, thank you to all my reviewers I love you guys! Any prank ideas or just idea in general I'd love to hear them plus, I just would really like to know what everybody's favourite chapter was in this story so far just so I could see what parts of my writing you guys like, plz r& r I appreciate them soooooooo much, especially the long ones, and they motivate me to update faster.

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