Harry Potter and the Sorcerors stone REVISED SPOOF EDITION

Chapter 1 part 1 of 4

Mr and Mrs Dursley were proud to sat they were old stuck up people who thought that they were superior than others,thank you very much.

They were the last people you would expect to be involved inanything strange mysteious or heck,even kinky because they just couldnt couldnt hold with stuff superior then them.Mr Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings. Now why someone would call there company Grunnings I dont know but thats were Mr Dursley worked at. Teh company made drills.Mr Dursley was how do you say...fat,overweight,obese,chubby whatever you want to call it but he is definently not skiny. He bareley had any neck because of the fact that he was borderline fat. He had a moustache my father would be proud of. Mrs Durley would be described at first sight as a wannabe anorexic. She has a abnormally large neck wich she uses to spy on her dull neihbors.. Teh Dursleys had a fat son Dudley who took after his father,only worse.

The Dursleys had everything they wanted,but they had a secret and they didnt want anyone to discover it because people would think they were inferior. People thought tthat already but knowing the Dursleys they thought just that. They had relatives taht were wizards. Yes I wouldnt want anyone to know that my relatives were wizars either. their names were James Lily and their awsoem son Harry Potter.For many years Petunia pretended that she dint have a sister. The Dursleys were scared of what tehyre equally dull neighbors would say if the potters showed up at their equally dull doorstep.When Mr and Mrs. Dullsey woke up on an equally dull gray morning my spoof begins.Mr Dullsey hummed as he picked out his equally dull tie taht he had ten of and Mrs. Dursley tried to control her fat 2 year old son Dullsey from eating the family hamster. None of them noticed an awsome owl fly by their equally dull window.

At half past eight,Mr Dursley picked up his equally dull briefcase and pecked his equally dull wife on teh cheek and tryed to give one to his fat son but missed. Because he was hrowing his dull cereal out the window."Little tyke" Teh fat mustache man said as he got into his car and backed away from number four. it was on teh corner of the dull street taht he noticed something odd--- an awsoem cat reading an awsome map. fat man did a double take and tehn he couldnt see the awsome map anymore. It must have been an awsome trick of the light he thought to himself. Fat boy Vernon put the awsoem cat out of his mind.