Dedicated to Jilly, because I love getting my Jilly!ficfix giggles.


"But right now there's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula. Fires are burning ten million miles wide. I could fly the TARDIS right into the heart of it and ride the shock wave all the way out. Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere.

Your choice."

Well, that wasn't fair.

It's only tea. With my mum. The man has a bloody time machine - those "better things" he had to do could have waited.

But the plasma storm sounded good.

Exciting even.

And I'm glad I went. Even if now, he's changed. I'm glad I'm here, with him.

"Right then, Barcelona?"