Author's note: Hey guys I really hope you enjoy this chapter I really enjoyed writing it and to be honest it just kind of came out of me, the buses were canceled today because of freezing rain and I had been having a hard time deciding which route I wanted to take the story but as I made my sister breakfast (aren't I nice) it just came to me. So hope you like it and please review.
Chapter 14: I'm too sexy for my shirt
"I'm Too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love love's gonna leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. I'm too sexy for Milan, to sexy for Milan New York and Japan, I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for you party."
"Sirius?" called James as he slipped a penny into the lock of the boys loo and felt a sudden rush of steam hit his face fogging his glasses, obscuring them so immensely he could hardly see two feet ahead of him.
"I'm too sexy for your car, too sexy for your"
"Sirius?" asked James again removing his glasses and wiping them with the side of his robes, nearly colliding head long against the toilet.
"Car too sexy by far."
"Sirius!" screamed James placing his glasses back on (having them immediately fog up afterwards.
"What!" asked Sirius sticking his head out from behind the curtains.
"What are you trying to do in there?" asked James as Sirius disappeared back behind the curtain.
"Well you see" Sirius started, James could see his hand gestures above the curtain "when a man has just gotten out of a three hour quidditch practice he tends to do something called, perspiring."
"I know what you're doing." Started James " I was there too remember? All I want to know is why are you doing it now when, you're supposed to be in detention with Frawley."
"I am not supposed to be in-" started Sirius but was cut off when Remus pulling off his shirt and sticking his head through the door said "actually mate you are, remember when you blew up the contents of Severus's cauldron when you thought he wasn't looking?
"Shit!" Muttered Sirius as he turned off the taps and stuck his head out through the curtain "you want to hand me a towel there Prongs?"
James reached over and handed Sirius a towel or what he at least thought was one, he couldn't really see as the steam was once again clouding his glasses.
"Thanks, said Sirius as he disappeared behind the curtain and tied the towel around his waist and emerged moments later and shook his long mane of black hair sending showers of water over James's jumper.
"Geez Sirius I know you can be a dog but come on you don't have to spray me with water!"
"Sorry mate, terribly sorry" said Sirius clapping James on the shoulder. "Now if you don't mind, I DON'T THINK I NEED A BLOODY ESCORT IN THE WASHROOM! He finished kicking James out the door.
James made his way to his bed and removed his glasses cleaning them with the sleeve of his jumper. "What's up with him?"
"I have no clue whatsoever" replied Remus picking up his charms text and flipping through its pages.
James rummaged through his trunk, searching for a new jumper to no avail and was startled when Remus through one in his direction, giving him a questioning look Remus answered. "You threw it in my trunk last week after quidditch practice."
"Oh yeah" James mused removing his jumper and tossing it over the side of Sirius's nightstand revealing a set of washboard abs perfectly defined from years of quidditch practice. He hastily through the new jumper over his shivering body. The October weather begging to sink in, casting a constant chill in the air. As the poked his head through the jumper Remus let out a laugh that sounded oddly like a howl.
"Does your hair ever lie flat?" he asked looking over top of his text his shoulders shaking from suppressed laughter.
"I'm sorry, I guess we all can't have long luxurious sandy blonde hair like you" said James stepping over to Remus "that just screams for you to run your hands through" he finished.
"Get lost James" Remus said waving his hand over his shoulder immersed in his charms text.
"But Remus" started James "your hair… it just."
"What?" asked Remus looking up from his book suspiciously.
"It just begs for someone to run their hands through it." Said James smiling.
"James don't you dare" said Remus edging back on his bed but he was too late James hurled himself in Remus's direction sending him flying off his bed onto the ground.
"Get off of me Prongs!" Remus yelled as James fought to get his hands into his hair.
"But Moony it's so soft" James said mimicking the voice of an overly prissy teenage girl.
Just then Sirius emerged from the washroom pausing only to look at his two friends, a mingled look of fear and disgust plastered on his face. "Okay I probably won't be back until the wee hours of the morning knowing Frawley so I guess I'll see you guys later, I just hope you two are done fondling each other by the time I get back." He finished a smirk plastered on his face as he narrowly dodged a charms text aimed at his head.
"God I can not believe how much I missed in Hogsmeade!" Breathed Jenny as she pulled a warm, pink knitted sweater over top of her T-shirt. "That is the last time I ever let you out of my sight" she finished smiling at Lily.
"Yeah, well you weren't exactly kicking and screaming when Remus pulled you aside," said Nikki as she sat on the edge of her bed attempting to pull on her stalkings. "Stupid uniform" she muttered bitterly as she succeeded in pulling up one and was now furiously trying to make the other one stay up.
Lily walked over to her friend tapped her on the shoulder and whispered in a concerned voice "are you alright?"
"Of course I'm alright" Nikki replied harshly "but I would be a lot better if I could get these damn stalkings to stay on!"
"Nikki?" asked Jenny tentatively.
"What?"
"You do know it's Sunday right?" Jenny's question was meet with an anguished scream that could be heard all throughout the Gryffindor common room.
"What the hell was that?" Asked James poking his head out from the washroom, flecks of toothpaste spraying from his mouth.
"Don't have a clue." Said Remus looking up from his magazine.
"It's okay Nikki calm down," said Jenny approaching her cautiously.
"Yeah" said Lily "it's only stalkings, you don't even need to wear them today but I'm sure I could use a charm to make the smal-"
"It's not the bloody stalkings!" Nikki yelled disappearing behind her curtains of her four -poster and emerging seconds later looking slightly disheveled.
"What is it then?" Asked Jenny eyeing her friend as if she were totally deranged.
"I have a detention with McGonagal remember?" Nikki practically shrieked as she rummaged through her trunk.
"Oh yeah" said Lily smiling at the memory "you charmed the books so that they would-"
"I know what I did!" Nikki snapped running a comb through her hair whilst attempting to tie the laces of her shoes, a task that wasn't quite working. The end result having her look very much like a Hippogriff balancing on one leg.
"Sorry" said Lily smiling and sitting her friend down. "Let me help" she bent down and tied up her friend's shoes while Jenny shoved some quills and parchment into her bag.
"Having McGonagal you'll probably only have lines." She said smiling and handing the bag to Nikki as she ran to the dormitory door.
"Thanks you guys" she mumbled "and sorry for-"
"Yes, yes we know," said Lily practically pushing her friend out the door, "now go!" With that Nikki made a mad dash to the fourth floor.
"So what are you planning on doing today Moony?" James asked perching himself on the edge of Sirius's bed.
"Well" answered Remus mock contemplation written across his face, "seeing as though it's raining I suppose I'll be stuck in the common room with you and your new lady love" he put the emphasis on the last two last words.
"Shut up Remus," said James "well as much fun as that sounds I'm afraid you're wrong, we will not be joining you and Jenny for your lounge around the common room. I have bigger plans of how to spend my first day with Lily and I officially together." Finished James superiorily.
"Oh so that decree actually past then?" Remus said smiling, "so what might these big plans be? Are you going to take her down to the kitchens and make those demented little house elves make you two something?" Remus shivered at the thought, the house elves tended to freak him out a bit.
"No" said James incredulously, but recovering broke out into a smile "that actually may not be such a bad idea some time"
"You can't be serious!" Said Remus his brow furrowed.
"No" James replied casually as he bit a head off a chocolate frog sitting on Sirius's dresser "I just like to see your face when I mention the house elves."
"They're just weird that's all" Remus replied in a under tone "not natural."
"Oh" said James mimicking the voice to that of bobble's in the kitchens. "But Mr. Remus sir, we was only trying to be helping, we could get you something else if that is what you would be liking."
"Shut up James," said Remus rolling his eyes and pulling on a blue jumper with his trousers.
"Oh but now you have hurted our feelings sir" continued James as he followed Remus down the stairs to the common room.
"Seriously Prongs."
"But we is loving you sir and"
"Shut Up!"
"Well aren't we in a peachy mood today" said Jenny as she placed her book down and looked up at Remus.
"James is just being an idiot that's all" Remus replied smiling as he sat down next to Jenny wrapping her in his warm embrace as she leant her head on his shoulder.
"Well don't I feel like a third wheel" muttered James as he made to sit down.
"Lily will be down in a minute James," said Jenny her eyes still closed as she lay on Remus's shoulder.
"Yeah mate try not to get too depressed while you wait" Remus said smiling contently.
"Who's depressed?" Came Lily's voice from the bottom of the girl's staircase.
"No one" Remus called over the couch "but we fear James may slip into it if you don't sit beside him soon."
Lily stifled a laugh and made to sit down beside James but he stopped her mid-motion and when Lily gave him an inquiring look he asked. "Do you want to go for a walk?"
"Bloody idiot make me scrub the desks, show him, stupid" Sirius mumbled underneath his breath as he scrubbed perilously at the gunk left over from the various Potions brewed earlier that week. Friging kids can't keep their potions in their cauldrons Sirius scrubbed harder. Could-be-sleeping, he panted as the force behind his scrubbing became more pronounced and intense. "What happens in Hogsmeade stays in Hogsmeade my bloody arse!"
"What?"
Sirius turned to look at the doorway and saw the figure of Nikki standing her eyes wide and questioning. His body went rigid as he realized what he had just said, slowly Siruis felt tiny beads of perspiration began to slip down his face but they had nothing to do with the labor.
Author's Note: Okay guys the next chapter will be all couples! Yeah! You'll see what's going on with each one in turn and there will be a lot of surprising events. It will most likely be posted on Thursday if I can manage it. If that's too long of a wait just review and say so. But review either way, I really need them I had and awful weekend, and could really use some feedback.
