Disclaimer: Don't own anything except the randomness of the story plot (if you can even call it a plot).
Extremely Hugely Inspired by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the book and movie)and other various things.
WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE RANDOMNESS, OR ANYTHING SILLY AND WEIRD, TURN BACK NOW FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!
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Dinosaur
Link woke up with a large headache. He looked around, to find everyone gone. No one was there. Not even a fairy. Even the grass was gone…'What?' Link thought. 'Since when does grass disappear? Along with houses, trees, and everything else?' Then Link realized something. They didn't disappear. They turned to dust. A lot of dust. In fact, it was so much dust that it looked like everything was burned. To a crisp. By a creature (there were large, abnormal footprints).
Then Link remembered the…what was it? Dinosaur. 'Oh, no!' Link thought. 'I know my life is filled with random things that are usually destructive, but nothing this massive has ever happened before!' While Link was mourning the loss of his friends, a cockroach walked by. Link stood up, sobbing, and decided to see what left of his house. He turned to look around, and saw a huge creature in the middle of the dust. Come to think of it, it looked strangely similar to the creature Link saw before he hit his head on a cube…
'THE DINOSAUR!' Link thought. He immediately took out his sword and slashed it right at the dinosaur. To no avail, I might add, because at that moment, a meteor shower began falling from the sky. A meteor happened to hit Link's sword straight out of his hand and it landed right in the head of the dinosaur. 'I guess I don't have to fight it anymore…' Link thought.
Suddenly, and against all explanations, a man appeared. This man was carrying a very nice mug. In fact, it was the nicest mug Link had ever seen. This isn't saying too much, though, since it was the only non-wood mug Link has ever seen. But it was still a really nice mug.
"Ah! This place is so dusty!" the man said. "I guess I'll just have to use my zero-point-energy powered vacuum." Just then, he pulled out an enormous vacuum and turned it on. This really scared Link, since he has never seen modern technology. Heck, he hasn't seen any technology, other than that of the middle ages. After all, he only lived in a forest.
In a matter of seconds, all the dust in the room was sucked into a little bag. The man then pulled out a shelf, from his pocket, of course, and nailed it into the wall that just appeared three seconds ago. Then another wall appeared. And another. And to prevent me from saying all this over and over, an entire house appeared, with this being the kitchen. Link was obviously shocked beyond imagination, and decided to ask what was going on.
"Um, excuse me, but what the heck is going on!" Link was ignored by the man. He attempted communication again. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" This managed a reaction from the man. He turned, stepping on the cockroach (But since cockroaches never die, this one didn't die.)
"Why, hello. Why are you in my house? Are you here to steal my fantastic collection of mugs? Why are you in those clothes? This isn't the middle ages, you know! You must be what they call an insane person! Ooh, I know, I'll take you to a hospi-" The man never got to finish his sentence. Not because he died, no, but because Link was freaked out beyond reason and he bombed the wall and ran out.
This being said, Link ran on for three miles before he was suddenly in the Kokori Forest again. He turned and saw, of all people, himself. He was eating an apple, or was about to, when it turned pink. 'Strange…,' Link thought, 'didn't that just happen?' The little pink apple ran off to a rip in the space-time continuum, but Link (the one that just appeared, not the one eating the apple.) decided to run after it. He jumped through the orange oblivion and landed on his head.
"WHO HAS JUMPED THROUGH MY FLISHNOG?" a loud booming voice echoed.
"Flighnog? Uh, what is a flishnog?" Link asked, scared to answer before he knew what a flishnog was.
"A FLISHNOG IS…Is…is…well, to tell you the truth, I don't know. My name's Bob. What's yours?" A young man armed with toothpicks came out while this was being said.
"L-L-Link…" Link stuttered.
"Hi, Link. I am the emperor of this realm…ISHTAZJUI!"
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So How was it? Please r&r-its my first fanfic. And please-no bashing! Constructive criticism is great, but "YOU SUCK AND YOU SHOULD DIE IN A BLACK HOLE AND NEVER WRITE AGAIN!" or "YOU ARE THE WORST WRITER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! DON'T EVEN THINK OF WRITING A FOLLOWUP BECAUSE THIS STANK LIKE A –"(you get the idea) are not the most encouraging messages.
