Disclaimer: Don't own anything except the randomness of the story plot (if you can even call it a plot).

Extremely Hugely Inspired by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the book and movie)and other various things.

WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE RANDOMNESS, OR ANYTHING SILLY AND WEIRD, TURN BACK NOW FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!

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Ishtazjui

Link, obviously still shocked, just looked at man with toothpicks. Bob, as he called himself, seemed like he had a very large ego. This didn't frighten Link. Mostly because people with very large egos tend not to be as great as they say they are.

"Welcome to my humble abode. Or house. Or dwelling. Or whatever you want to call it. I actually call it my schl'nyt. But you wouldn't know what that means, so just call it my home," Bob said.

"Ishtazjui is a place I created from my imagination. It contains…well, anything you can think of. Watch this: I'm thinking of a purple gamecube that falls from the sky." As Bob said would happen, a purple gamecube fell from the sky. This one, though, had a dent in it. A dent that was made from hitting someone on the head. This gamecube, if you haven't already figured it out, is the same one that knocked Link out.

Link, obviously, noticed immediately. Fearing that this 'Bob' could kill him with more frightening and evil object than this 'purple gamecube', he reached for his sword and held it out in a threatening manner.

"Who are you?" Link demanded.

"Well, right now you can call me a…Wizard." And with that, Bob transformed into a wizard and uttered a spell that sent Link back to Hyrule Castle, where he has never set foot.

By now, Link has grown used to the constant flashing about in the blink of an eye. Unfortunately, flashing about is different that being demolecularized and then remolecularized from a human into a rabbit, while flashing about into a different place.

Rabbit Link looked around and realized all his stuff had transformed with him-his clothes were on him, his sword was in his scabbard, which was on his back, and his shield was also on his back. But he also noticed that he was a very large rabbit. (In this case, as large as several buildings(Several as in a few(Few as in 13(of course)))).

Link, still being a kid and all, decided that he was going to wreak terror on the innocent citizens of Hyrule. Then he realized he would be shot with arrows and killed, so he refrained from doing that. Instead, he ran up Death Mountain to the Great Fairy.

"Oh great