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"Look, Sam, be careful!"

"Daniel! I'm fine! Get away from me!"

"Sam-"

"Daniel!" Teal'c stepped into the briefing room to find Major Sam Carter arguing with her friend, Dr. Daniel Jackson. Sam had a sprained ankle and apparently Daniel thought her leg was about to fall off.

"Sam, at least let me pull up a chair."

"Fine." Jack walked in and saw Daniel trying to help Sam and pull up a chair at the same time.

"Whoa! Danny-boy!" He rushed over and grabbed Sam by the arm so Daniel could get the chair.

"Oh for crying out loud!" Sam yelled, trying to pull away from Jack. "I'm fine!"

"Carter, it's ok to need help."

"But not when you don't need it!" Sam protested. Teal'c moved next to Jack.

"Colonel O'Neill, may we go see Star Wars again?" Jack groaned.

"My favorite character is Luke Skywalker. He goes like this!" Teal'c tried to show Jack how Luke swung his light saber right as Daniel was helping Sam sit down with her crutches, so Teal'c's arm hit Daniel, who tripped and accidently moved the chair, so Sam fell to the floor with a yelp. Jack bent down to help Sam up, but Daniel fell on top of him, along with the chair. Teal'c lost his balance and fell on top of the mess. Sam was whimpering, her sprained ankle was twisted, it didn't look sprained anymore. Jack's face was pressed into Sam's blonde hair, and Daniel was on top of him so he couldn't move. Teal'c had fallen on top of the chair. He said something in his native language that didn't sound like a happy sentence.

General Hammond walked in and opened his mouth to ask how Sam was, but stopped when he saw the tangle of limbs on the floor.

"Colonel O'Neill? Is there a reason why your head is in Major Carter's hair?" It took all Jack's willpower not to blush, even though his head was in her hair and nobody would have seen.

"Uk Daenel uph op ofe ohasd."

"What?" Jack pushed Daniel off of him, and sat up, looking at Sam's ankle.

"Uh, Daniel was on top of me." Sam was fighting with herself internally, promising herself she wouldn't let herself tear up in front of her team.

"Colonel O'Neill, take the Major here to the infirmary." Daniel had helped Teal'c up. Jack picked up Sam, who didn't protest. Daniel smirked. Sam laid her head on his chest as she carried him out.

"Dr. Jackson, Teal'c, how did this happen?" General Hammed asked in bewilderment. Daniel glanced up at the ceiling.

"Um..Teal'c was pretending to be Luke Skywalker."

"...what!"