A/N: hahahaha. Just thought of something funny. Ok, houshi-sama I'll put Santo only I can't remember much about him!!!!! I know he's a human…he will be in the next chappie if I get some info from you.

Kei Vs. Miroku

"Konnichiwa, Inuyasha and friends." Kei said as she landed on her feet beside Miroku. Miroku had never seen such a beautiful demon (yeah right) and he immediately grasped her hands and said, "Will you bear me a son?"

Sango eyes flamed up, but then she saw Kei wink at her from behind Miroku. Miroku was to mesmerize to notice. Inuyasha watched curiously, let's see what Kei could do, I mean Kei knew about Miroku but Miroku had been at Mushin's when Kei had BRUSHED!!!! His hair so he didn't know her.

"Yes, " Kei replied.

"REALLY?" Miroku asked surprised.

"Nope." Kei replied hopping over to Kagome and Sango who were laughing.

5 minutes later

"Miroku, I've thought about it and decided you're a nice enough guy so that I will bear your children." Kei announced loudly.

"I'm not gonna fall for that again!" Miroku scoffed.

"Well, I was telling the truth," Kei sighed, "Well… there's always Santo or Ronin. (A/N: Tori-chan houshi-sama no murders please! It was only to annoy Miroku)"

"Really? You were telling the truth?"

"Nope."

End.