This is a parody of Coolio's Gangsta's paradise.
Daemon's paradise
Ursarkar E. Creed and a squad of youth army cadets come across a Daemon Prince and a squad of Obliterators on Cadia. Creed walks forward, "you wanna tell me what this is all about?" he asks. The Daemon Prince smiles as him and steps forward and music starts to play:
Daemon Prince: As I walk through the shadow of the Eye of Terror, I take a look at my life and realize I'll be fighting forever. Cause I've been killing and maiming for so long, that even Abaddon thinks that my mind had gone. But ain't never crossed a Marine that didn't deserve it. (Obliterators starts nodding to the beat) Me be treated like Grater Daemon, you know that's unheard of. Ya betta watch how you ya talking, and where ya shooting or you and your troops could be lined in chalk. I really hate to trip but I gotta lock. As they croak, I see myself in the Bolt pistol smoke, fool. I'm the kinda Daemon Price little Nurglings wanna be like on my knees in the day swearing to the Chaos gods that I'll make the Emperor pay.
Obliterators: Been spending most our lives liven in a Daemon's paradise. Keep spending most our lives liven in a Daemon's paradise.
Daemon Prince: They got this situation, they got me facing. I can't live a normal life I was raised by the warp. So I got to me down with the Daemon packs. Too much combat training got me crushing dreams. I'm an evil leader with murder on my mind, got my gun in my claw and a red glow to my eyes. I'm a lowdown monstrous creature, set tripping warrior and my Obliterators is down so don't arouse my anger, fool. Death ain't nothing but three wounds away. I'm liven life, do or die, what can I say? Am a million twenty-three will I live to see a million twenty-four, the way things are going I don't know.
Obliterators: Tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me. Tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me.
Daemon Prince: Power and the souls, souls and the power, Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's fighting but half of them aren't even looken, at what's going on all around them but I guess I can't blame them (Daemon Prince flexes his arms). They say I gotta stop but nobody's dared to stop me, if they can't face me how can the beat me. I guess they can't, I guess they wont, guess they front...that's how you know your life is out of lick, fool! Obliterators: Been spending most our lives living in a Daemon's paradise, keep spending most our lives living in a Daemon's paradise. Tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me, tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me.
Creed and is youth army squad retreat at the from the horror of the Daemon Prince and his singing Obliterators, "run, run of your lives, lads!" Creed screamed. As the Daemon Prince and is Obliterators celebrated there victory Abaddon watched from the brig of the planet killer.
Abaddon: mental note; never let the Daemon Princes and Obliterators watch MTV ever again. This is just to cruel, even for us...good beat though.
Author: as always place review and place be kind I was up late working. on this.
Daemon's paradise
Ursarkar E. Creed and a squad of youth army cadets come across a Daemon Prince and a squad of Obliterators on Cadia. Creed walks forward, "you wanna tell me what this is all about?" he asks. The Daemon Prince smiles as him and steps forward and music starts to play:
Daemon Prince: As I walk through the shadow of the Eye of Terror, I take a look at my life and realize I'll be fighting forever. Cause I've been killing and maiming for so long, that even Abaddon thinks that my mind had gone. But ain't never crossed a Marine that didn't deserve it. (Obliterators starts nodding to the beat) Me be treated like Grater Daemon, you know that's unheard of. Ya betta watch how you ya talking, and where ya shooting or you and your troops could be lined in chalk. I really hate to trip but I gotta lock. As they croak, I see myself in the Bolt pistol smoke, fool. I'm the kinda Daemon Price little Nurglings wanna be like on my knees in the day swearing to the Chaos gods that I'll make the Emperor pay.
Obliterators: Been spending most our lives liven in a Daemon's paradise. Keep spending most our lives liven in a Daemon's paradise.
Daemon Prince: They got this situation, they got me facing. I can't live a normal life I was raised by the warp. So I got to me down with the Daemon packs. Too much combat training got me crushing dreams. I'm an evil leader with murder on my mind, got my gun in my claw and a red glow to my eyes. I'm a lowdown monstrous creature, set tripping warrior and my Obliterators is down so don't arouse my anger, fool. Death ain't nothing but three wounds away. I'm liven life, do or die, what can I say? Am a million twenty-three will I live to see a million twenty-four, the way things are going I don't know.
Obliterators: Tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me. Tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me.
Daemon Prince: Power and the souls, souls and the power, Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's fighting but half of them aren't even looken, at what's going on all around them but I guess I can't blame them (Daemon Prince flexes his arms). They say I gotta stop but nobody's dared to stop me, if they can't face me how can the beat me. I guess they can't, I guess they wont, guess they front...that's how you know your life is out of lick, fool! Obliterators: Been spending most our lives living in a Daemon's paradise, keep spending most our lives living in a Daemon's paradise. Tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me, tell me why are you so blind to see that the ones that are killed are you by me.
Creed and is youth army squad retreat at the from the horror of the Daemon Prince and his singing Obliterators, "run, run of your lives, lads!" Creed screamed. As the Daemon Prince and is Obliterators celebrated there victory Abaddon watched from the brig of the planet killer.
Abaddon: mental note; never let the Daemon Princes and Obliterators watch MTV ever again. This is just to cruel, even for us...good beat though.
Author: as always place review and place be kind I was up late working. on this.
