scoots in GOMEN NASAII! I realize that this update was. . . VERY VERY late. SORRY! I don't know much about Inui and Kaidoh's relationship. . . I hope I expressed it reasonably well. The next chapters may be similar in time-til-postedness as this one, as I take time to make sure there is as little as possible OOCness. This of course means re-evaluating the relationship of the two involved. There is, of course, no need to re-evaluate the Golden Pair's relationship because they are the Golden Pair and everyone knows how their relationship is.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, nor do I own a passion, love, or liking for Inuikai. I will leave that to others.
Kaidoh fidgeted and turned quite an amusing shade of pink.
"What's wrong, Kaidoh-kun?" Fuji smiled. Inui glared at him. Kaidoh mumbled something about PDA, "Aww! What's wrong with PDA?" Fuji attached himself happily to Kaidoh's arm, "Maybe you are jealous? Should we PDA, Kaoru-kun?"
"You cannot!" Inui pulled Kaidoh away.
"Oh? And why not?" Fuji pulled at Kaidoh's other arm, quite aware that the entire tennis team was watching them, even Eiji and Oishi which was saying something.
"B…because…" Inui noticed the stares as well, "Because PDA is a noun not a verb."
"I see," Fuji smiled, "Shall we turn it into a verb, Kaoru?" Kaidoh stood up quite suddenly.
"I'm going to practice," he mumbled.
"But you can't, Kaidoh. That's what Oishi was telling us!" Fuji cuddled his leg.
"Fuji, I dare you to stop bothering Kaidoh," everyone turned to stare at Oishi who was still on the floor with Eiji.
"Of course, Oishi," Fuji purred and suddenly attached himself to Inui. Kaidoh glared down at him where he held Inui around the waist.
"Fuji-sempai, I think-" Kaidoh started.
"Would you like a dare Kaoru-kun?" Oishi's eye widened, he had obviously just realized that he had handed Fuji an excuse to torture people in a prettily wrapped box.
"N…no thank you," Kaidoh mumbled, sitting down again.
"I could dare you anyway," Fuji mused.
"Be nice, Fuji!" Oishi said in his mother tone. Fuji smiled and cuddled closer to Inui. Kaidoh considered for the second time that day whether or not developing a twitch would be worth it. Inui would have considered the same thing if he was not made of stone. Kaidoh was made of softer kitten-loving stuff.
"Dare me," he hissed.
"Dare me," Inui told him.
"What?" even Fuji was taken by surprise. Someone was willingly submitting themselves to his torture? And even more two people!
"Dare me," Kaidoh repeated.
"Dare me," Inui said in the same breath.
"Oh my, such a predicament!" Fuji smiled.
"Fuji-sempai, dare me," Kaidoh glared at Inui out of the corner of his eye.
"Fuji, my data shows that I am the better dare in this case," Inui said simply.
"I see," Fuji smiled even wider, "Well I have a way to pick which one of you I would like to dare." Both boys stayed silent. "All you have to do is tell who you will dare if I dare you-"
"You," both said in unison.
"-and what you will dare them," Fuji finished, unfazed by there vehemence.
"I would dare you to stay off of Inui!" Kaidoh growled.
"You would?" Fuji smiled. Kaidoh blushed.
"It's just that…well…he didn't seem to be enjoying it…and…and I knew I wasn't…so I kinda…" he trailed off.
"And what about you, Inui? What would you dare me?" Fuji smiled. Inui stared at Kaidoh.
"Would you really waste a dare for Fuji on that?" he asked the viper.
"Psssh," Kaidoh nodded.
"You really have some interesting holes in your data," Fuji smiled.
"My data is perfect," Inui glared at Fuji, "The chances were just not in favor of this occurrence." Fuji smiled. Kaidoh started fidgeting again.
"You never did tell me what you would dare me, Inui," Fuji reminded the bespectacled boy.
"I would need to consult my data." Still distracted by our dear snake, Inui?
"I dare Inui to dare Kaidoh," Fuji smiled.
". . ."
". . . is that even legal?" Oishi asked, ever the stickler for rules.
"Fuji-sempai made up the game," Ryoma murmured, "The rules are at his discretion." Everyone winced and turned to watch as the melodrama played out.
"Very well," Inui adjusted his glasses and opened his data book. Kaidoh fidgeted. He really was getting good at that, Inui wrote that down without realizing it as he consulted his data for the best possible date…I mean dare. Date? Inui paused for a moment.
"I dare Kaidoh to…" should he? Well why not? "Come outside with me, please."
"You don't have to add "please" to a dare, sempai," Kaidoh pointed out as he rose.
Inui didn't say anything, merely led his kohai out of the locker room.
To those inside the locker room (besides Eiji and Oishi who were lucky if they could hear anything) the events outside sounded like this:
incoherentness
"Psssh"
"mumbling"
"BAKA!"
Followed by a thud.
The gathered, which still discludes Eiji and Oishi so quit asking, sweat-dropped.
To those who were participating in the activities outside, the events were slightly clearer, and went along these lines:
"Kaidoh, to put this in the most statistically accurate way possible will require some research, but I believe I have a 99 accurate…"
"Psssh"
"Er…I mean…Ilikeyouwillyougooutwithme."
"BAKA!" Kaidoh at this point threw himself at his sempai which resulted in them falling (there was a 98 chance, Inui later put it into his computer), barely missing a thorn bush (14 chance, lucky! Was entered into Inui's computer with a note-to-self 'find out whose idea it was to plant thorn bushes near changing rooms and gather data on their thought process'), and landing with a thud on the ground (100 for those of you who are silly enough to ask, gravity works) with Kaidoh on top of his sempai.
"There is a 97 chance this is a ye-" he was cut off by a rather openly passionate, for Kaidoh at least, kiss from said kohai.
"Shut up, sempai."
I will not go into details as to what happened after this. But there is a 99.9 chance that Kaidoh enjoyed it just as much as Inui, a 75 chance you have a rather graphically accurate idea of what happened, and a 89 chance that 'Psssh' was heard 6-10 times.
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