Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Harry Potter, or whatever other things I have chosen to borrow for this fic. What do I own in this story? I own Farmer, Nosering Man, Mullet Dude-o, Agent Afro, whatever other odd characters are working at the asylum, and my plot. I think that's it. And anything that isn't from anywhere else. Yeah.

Story summary: When the rest of the Harry Potter series can no longer be finished because the characters get sent to an insane asylum, one fan goes on a mission to set things right.

Chapter Four: Will the Real Deena Mayfleet Please Stand Up?

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"NOO!" someone down the hall screamed. "What are you doing! I'm Deena Mayfleet! You wanted me to come in and work here!"

I saw a guy with a yellow-and-purple striped Mohawk, and a woman with an orange fedora and a hot pink jacket leading a brown-haired, sane-looking woman down the hall. "Why don't you believe me? I really am Deena Mayfleet!" the woman cried out again.

"Sure ya are," the man said. The man and woman put the Deena woman in one of the rooms, and started walking down the hall towards me. "She thinks she's you!" the man said with a laugh, ruffling his Mohawk.

I looked down at the badge on my jacket. Mayfleet. So that's whose jacket I had on… uh oh. I went to Deena's room and opened the door, holding the clipboard so that it hid the name badge on my jacket. The room was yellow, and the walls, floor, and ceiling were padded.

"AWESOME!" I shrieked. I dropped the clipboard and began to bounce around the room. "I've always wanted to play around in one of these!" I ran into one of the walls and fell down. "It doesn't even hurt!"

Deena was giving me an odd look.

"Er… sorry. I've kind of always wanted to do that," I said, grinning sheepishly.

Deena smiled. "Yeah, I guess I know what you – Hey! You've got my jacket on! Is that why they think I'm a lying psycho!" She jumped up, looking angry.

"Oh… yeah. Sorry about that, too."

Deena shook her head, still looking very mad. "Oh… you had better have a good explanation for this."

"I do!" I cried, backing away from Deena's angry stare. "Really! You see, I'm a big fan of the Harry Potter books, and when I found out that the books couldn't be finished because the characters got sent to an asylum, I came here to figure out a way to get them out. Nosering Man thought I was you… and I didn't argue, because I just wanted to get in." I nodded. "So, you see, there's really no reason to get angry and do something you might regret later."

"You're right," Deena said, and I relaxed. "I shouldn't do something I'll regret." Her face contorted with anger again. "And I won't because I'm am definitely not going to regret getting you back for this!" Deena lunged at me, but I managed to jump out of the way just in time.

"Come on!" I cried, bouncing off a cushioned wall and rolling past Deena. "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, right?"

Deena did a body slam on the spongy floor where I had been just moments before. "Well, I don't care, because I could beat you with my eyes closed!"

I imagine it would have been a rather funny sight to watch us battling it out in that squishy lemon-yellow room, lunging at each other and out of each other's reach, springing off walls and flying around every which way. I think I even hit the ceiling once. (Though I didn't know it at the time, a group of guards had a very good idea of how funny it was, watching us clash via the room's video camera.)

I'm still not sure how, but I did somehow manage to evade Deena's wrath long enough to escape from the room with my clipboard. I slid to the floor and leaned against the wall, breathing hard. I wiped the sweat from my forehead with my sleeve and after a few moments, stood up. Now, what had I been doing before that little Deena fiasco? Ah, yes, Draco Malfoy. Well, this should be interesting.

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A/N: MUAHAHA! I have managed to avoid writing Draco for another chapter! (This is a good thing for me because I don't know what I want to do with Draco as I am writing this.) And, once again, please review! Any questions, comments, suggestions, crit. is accepted! Flames shall be used for watermelon and s'mores! Also, ideas for Draco or other characters are greatly welcomed!

Muahaha! I did get this up before Monday! So happy! I will admit it may be a while until the next one… but once I get that one done, I'll try to get a couple more done quickly after to make up for it if I can.