Yes, I meant Raptors not Reapers, thanks for pointing that out. I'm usually more careful about stuff like that but anyway here's the corrected version.

This is a parody of Bon Jovi's 'Livin' on a prayer'

Abaddon stood ready to assault a squad of Dark Angels with his Black Legion, he turned around to address them, "now listen up, there will be no singing! Violence, blood shed and carnage yes but no singing...that's an ORDER!" he screamed before music started to play. Abaddon looked around to see who was about to start singing, sword ready, when he spotted a squad of Reapers flying over head. One of the Raptors landed between the Black Legion and the Dark Angels.

Raptor: Once upon a time About ten millennia ago

Reaper: the Emperor's body used to work on its own Now he needs a chair to keep him alive He's down on his luck...that's tough, but not tough enough Space Marines do his dirty work ever day Worshiping a dead man, we made him that way For fun-for fun

Raptor: I say you better hold on to what you got 'Cause it don't mater if you live or not Where gonna win and you'll get shot For fun-we'll leave you to rot

Raptor: Whooah, we're ever where You haven't got a prayer Death will come for you-that I swear You haven't got a prayer

Raptor: the Emperor's bones are dust Now he's held up by a pile of rust He's such a joke-that's tough, just not tough enough Space Marines dream of divinity When they fail day and night The Emperor says, someday

Raptor: you'd better hold on to what you got 'Cause it don't matter if you live or not Where gonna win and you'll get shot For fun-we'll leave you to rot

Raptor: Whooah, we're ever where You haven't got a prayer Death will come for you-that I swear You haven't got a prayer

Raptor: you'd better hold on, you're gonna die and rot You wont live through this fight weather you try or not

Raptor: Whooah, we're ever where You haven't got a prayer Death will come for you-that I swear You haven't got a prayer

Abaddon gritted his teeth as the Dark Angels turned to run, "stand and fight!" he screamed. One of the Dark Angels turned around, "we're not retreating we, ah...just heard that one of the fallen is on the other side of the planet. We can't just ignore I lead like that!" as the Dark Angel turned to run Abaddon rolled his eyes, "sigh, I hate MTV so much right now" he grumbled as the Black Legion began celebrating with the Raptors.