This is a parody of Metallica's 'one'

Abaddon stood with a force of Alpha legion Marines, his head was bandaged, "so there where fifty of them? They where all around you, and the only wound you got was from one of them throwing a rock at you as he tried to run?" the Chaos Lord leading the Alpha Marines asked. Abaddon scowled at him, "for the last time, YES!" he growled, 'this is perfect, the Alpha legion operates so fare from the Eye of Terror they don't know anything about the singing madness.' "Oh the singing, why won't it stop?" Abaddon cleared his throat when he realized he had said that out loud. Just then, a squad of Imperil Guardsmen marched round the corner, "all right boys, for the Emperor!" the Sargent shouted. Before he could say anything else he noticed to both his and Abaddon's horror that the Chaos Lord was taping his foot and music was beginning to play. As the rest of the Alpha legion did the same the Chaos Lord said, "let me tell you something about your Emperor..."

Chaos Lord: He can't really do anything

Can't stop me or save you it seems

Deep down inside you now he can't here your screams

That terrible silence stops him

Chaos Lord: Now that the war is though with him

He's waking up, you can not see

That there is not much left of him

Nothing is real but pain now

Chaos Lord: Holding his breath as he wishes for death

Oh please Chaos gods, take him

Chaos Lord: Stuff him in a tomb and let's get real

A chair pumps life that he must steal

But can't look forward to his meal

Lost in the time when he lived

Chaos Lord: Fed through tubes that stick in him

Just like a dying corps

Tied to machines that make him be

I'll cut that life off from him

Chaos Lord: Holding his breath as he wishes for death

Oh please Chaos gods, take him

Now his will is gone his power is none

Oh Chaos gods, help him hold his breath as he wishes for death

Oh please Chaos gods kill him

Chaos Lord: Darkness imprison him

All that he sees should be

Absolute horror

He cannot live

He must die

Trapped in himself

His soul will burn in hell

Chaos Lord: Chaos has taken his sight

Taken his speech

Taken his hearing

Taken his arms

Taken his legs

And it will take his soul

Until then, leave him with life in hell

As the Guardsmen ran into the distance Abaddon stood silently staring into space, "well Lord Abaddon, we have won it seems...Lord Abaddon are you all right? Hello...Lord Abaddon?" the Chaos Lord asked over the cheering of the Alpha Marines but Abaddon continued to stare blankly into space.

Well it looks like Abaddon's mind has finally snapped, but had to happen eventually. Anyway, I'd like to clarify something; this is a Chaos only fic, and besides, Chaos is the only race evil enough to imply such a devious tactic...bye for now!