Abaddon stood with two Chaos Spawn, one wore a hat that had 'Sargent' written on it and the other wore a hat that had 'General' written on it. They watched as a squad of Black legion marines advancing on a squad of Imperil Guardsmen, "take notes General, this is how Chaos Space Marines fight! And that goes for you to Sargent! I haven't forgotten the shameful display your subordinate put on!" he said to the Spawns. Abaddon groaned as he saw the Lord leading the squad taping his foot, "on second thought, don't take notes" Abaddon grumbled.
Chaos Lord: Uh...
Here come the Marines in Black
It's the M.I.B's, uhh, here come the M.I.B's
Here come the Marines in Black
You'd better remember
Chaos Lord: Nah nah nah
The bad guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever fist to fact in combat
The title held by me...M.I.B
Means what you think you know, you do not know
So don't blink your soul what was there
Is now gone, black power suits with the black power claws on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Worse than extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no greater goal
We straight don't have no soul, no prayers and no Imperil hindrances
Saw somethin strange, watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B's is at
Uh and...
Chaos Lord: Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)
Galaxy decimators (oahhaooohh ohhhhh)
Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)
You'd better remember
Chaos Lord: Uh uh, uh uh, now
From the deepest of the darkest of night
On horizon, dread light enters sight, tight
Aim, on your impending doom
Then like BOOM black power suits fill the room up
With the Chaos, leave no witnesses
Chaos Lord: Hypnotized, paralyzed
Vivid nightmares turn to reality
M.I.B's, can I please
Do what we say or your head we will kick it
Ya know wha I mean? I see my bolter get wicked on ya
We'll smash through your first last and every line of defense
We're the worse scum of the universe
Chaos Lord: So fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, we'll bleed you, we're the fearless
M.I.B's, freezin up all attacks
(What's that stand for?) Marines in Black
Chaos Lord: Uhh
The Marines in Black...
The Marines in Black...
Let me see ya bow to me, just bow to me
Just bow to me c'mon
Let me see ya just war with me, you'll die by me
You'll die by me c'mon
Let me see ya fear me, just fear me
You'd better fear me
Or you'll hear your neck brake
Now freeze...
Chaos Lord: Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)
The galaxy decimators
Fight on, fight no
Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)
You'd better remember (ohhhh nooooo)
Chaos Lord: Aight check it, let me tell you in closing
I know you might think we're posing
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's a Chaos infection
Cause we be things that you cannot see
And we be places that you don't want to be
So save your life, forget that Emperor crap
No love for the black power suit, cause that's the Marines in
Chaos Lord: That's the Marines in...
Here come the Marines in Black (here they comeeeee)
The galaxy decimators (ga-la-xy dec-i-ma-tors)
Here come the Marines in Black (ohhhh here they come)
You'd better remember (you'd, better, rememberrrr)
Here come the Marines in Black (ohhhh here they come)
Galaxy decimators (ohhh ohhh, ohhh ohhh, ohhh ohhh)
Here come the Marines in Black
You'd better remember!
Abaddon scoffed at the Chaos Marines as they celebrated their victory; "all this singing is ridicules! What's next, interpretive dance? Come to think of it one of your troops was lumbering in a rather odd way, Sargent!" he growled at the Spawn wearing the Sargent hat.
Ok, so things are getting weird and Abaddon has gone insane...insaner. However, I did get an idea for a story from this, Abaddon builds an army of Chaos Spawn and all the officers wear hats with their rank written on them. Sound good? Well if you like that idea then let me know and place, feel free to suggest songs for this fic.
