This is a parody of Will Smith's 'Men in black'

Abaddon stood with two Chaos Spawn, one wore a hat that had 'Sargent' written on it and the other wore a hat that had 'General' written on it. They watched as a squad of Black legion marines advancing on a squad of Imperil Guardsmen, "take notes General, this is how Chaos Space Marines fight! And that goes for you to Sargent! I haven't forgotten the shameful display your subordinate put on!" he said to the Spawns. Abaddon groaned as he saw the Lord leading the squad taping his foot, "on second thought, don't take notes" Abaddon grumbled.

Chaos Lord: Uh...

Here come the Marines in Black

It's the M.I.B's, uhh, here come the M.I.B's

Here come the Marines in Black

You'd better remember

Chaos Lord: Nah nah nah

The bad guys dress in black remember that

Just in case we ever fist to fact in combat

The title held by me...M.I.B

Means what you think you know, you do not know

So don't blink your soul what was there

Is now gone, black power suits with the black power claws on

Walk in shadow, move in silence

Worse than extra-terrestrial violence

But yo we ain't on no greater goal

We straight don't have no soul, no prayers and no Imperil hindrances

Saw somethin strange, watch your back

Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B's is at

Uh and...

Chaos Lord: Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)

Galaxy decimators (oahhaooohh ohhhhh)

Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)

You'd better remember

Chaos Lord: Uh uh, uh uh, now

From the deepest of the darkest of night

On horizon, dread light enters sight, tight

Aim, on your impending doom

Then like BOOM black power suits fill the room up

With the Chaos, leave no witnesses

Chaos Lord: Hypnotized, paralyzed

Vivid nightmares turn to reality

M.I.B's, can I please

Do what we say or your head we will kick it

Ya know wha I mean? I see my bolter get wicked on ya

We'll smash through your first last and every line of defense

We're the worse scum of the universe

Chaos Lord: So fear us, cheer us

If you ever get near us, we'll bleed you, we're the fearless

M.I.B's, freezin up all attacks

(What's that stand for?) Marines in Black

Chaos Lord: Uhh

The Marines in Black...

The Marines in Black...

Let me see ya bow to me, just bow to me

Just bow to me c'mon

Let me see ya just war with me, you'll die by me

You'll die by me c'mon

Let me see ya fear me, just fear me

You'd better fear me

Or you'll hear your neck brake

Now freeze...

Chaos Lord: Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)

The galaxy decimators

Fight on, fight no

Here come the Marines in Black (Marines in Blaaaaack)

You'd better remember (ohhhh nooooo)

Chaos Lord: Aight check it, let me tell you in closing

I know you might think we're posing

But trust me if we ever show in your section

Believe me, it's a Chaos infection

Cause we be things that you cannot see

And we be places that you don't want to be

So save your life, forget that Emperor crap

No love for the black power suit, cause that's the Marines in

Chaos Lord: That's the Marines in...

Here come the Marines in Black (here they comeeeee)

The galaxy decimators (ga-la-xy dec-i-ma-tors)

Here come the Marines in Black (ohhhh here they come)

You'd better remember (you'd, better, rememberrrr)

Here come the Marines in Black (ohhhh here they come)

Galaxy decimators (ohhh ohhh, ohhh ohhh, ohhh ohhh)

Here come the Marines in Black

You'd better remember!

Abaddon scoffed at the Chaos Marines as they celebrated their victory; "all this singing is ridicules! What's next, interpretive dance? Come to think of it one of your troops was lumbering in a rather odd way, Sargent!" he growled at the Spawn wearing the Sargent hat.

Ok, so things are getting weird and Abaddon has gone insane...insaner. However, I did get an idea for a story from this, Abaddon builds an army of Chaos Spawn and all the officers wear hats with their rank written on them. Sound good? Well if you like that idea then let me know and place, feel free to suggest songs for this fic.