I had a bit of trouble finding the right angle to come at this from, so I'm not sure if this songs any good, enjoy…

This is a parody of AC/DC's 'highway to hell'

A squad of Iron Warriors stood in the middle of a battle torn road, a large Imperil bunker in front of them with a fully crewed Rhino baring their way. The Lord leading the Iron Warriors stepped forward and began to tap his foot.

Chaos lord: Dying easy, living fear

Praising a Man road the one-way ride

Asking nothing, leaving nothing

But destruction in my stride

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme

Ain't nothing I can't do

I'll shoot you down, Chaos time

You won't find any friends there

Chaos Lord: You're on the highway to hell

Chaos Lord: Gonna slaughter you, no limit

Nobody's gonna slow me down

Chaos Lord: Like a bolter, gonna blast it

Nobody's gonna mess me round

Hey Abaddon, payin' my dues

Killing in a Chaos Legion

I'm on my way to the promised planet

Chaos Lord: You're on the highway to hell

(Can't stop it)

Chaos Lord: And I'm going to blast you, all the way down

You're on the highway to hell!

The Rhino sped off into the distance as the Iron Warriors celebrated, meanwhile Abaddon and his Chaos Spawn army marched up the road, "ahhh, I wanted to take that bunker! And after I spent all that time training the men with rocket launchers" Abaddon grumbled as he and his badly charred Spawns turned to leave.