I had a bit of trouble finding the right angle to come at this from, so I'm not sure if this songs any good, enjoy…
This is a parody of AC/DC's 'highway to hell'
A squad of Iron Warriors stood in the middle of a battle torn road, a large Imperil bunker in front of them with a fully crewed Rhino baring their way. The Lord leading the Iron Warriors stepped forward and began to tap his foot.
Chaos lord: Dying easy, living fear
Praising a Man road the one-way ride
Asking nothing, leaving nothing
But destruction in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I can't do
I'll shoot you down, Chaos time
You won't find any friends there
Chaos Lord: You're on the highway to hell
Chaos Lord: Gonna slaughter you, no limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Chaos Lord: Like a bolter, gonna blast it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Abaddon, payin' my dues
Killing in a Chaos Legion
I'm on my way to the promised planet
Chaos Lord: You're on the highway to hell
(Can't stop it)
Chaos Lord: And I'm going to blast you, all the way down
You're on the highway to hell!
The Rhino sped off into the distance as the Iron Warriors celebrated, meanwhile Abaddon and his Chaos Spawn army marched up the road, "ahhh, I wanted to take that bunker! And after I spent all that time training the men with rocket launchers" Abaddon grumbled as he and his badly charred Spawns turned to leave.
