Thanks to Shaun for reviewing! And thank you to all my other loyal readers who don't review! Please do! I love to find reviews in my inbox. Wow, it's been so hard to find time to update . . Oh, and if you have not seen Bride and Prejudice, I highly recommend it, it's so funny! Okay, without further ado, here is the next chapter.


Planet Uh-Oh

"I can breathe!" shouted Lister happily as Kryten opened the top hatch. He practically jumped for joy, hugging Cat in a manly way.

"Man, get off me. You are sick!" said Cat, though he too was happy that he could breathe once more.

"Um, I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation, but there is a large mass on the radarscope moving this way very quickly!" interrupted Holly. "It's very large, you need to evacuate. Lister, I am transferring myself to your watch, not all four of you get out of this ship right now!" Holly was practically in hysterics It must have been something very big and scary out there to put Holly in hysterics, though there was that one time when she thought that grit was a black hole . . .

Rimmer, Lister, Cat and Kryten scurried to their feet and moved to climb out of the hatch, but before Lister could climb up the ladder, somebody climbed down.

"Good evening gentlemen," said a very pretty lady, maybe in her mid-twenties. She had tan skin and brown eyes and hair. Lister's eyes immediately traveled down her body to see her breasts.

"And may I ask what you are doing on Planet Ino?" She did not wait for anyone to answer. "Oh, I know your whole story, from the beginning, when you," she pointed at Lister, "broke up with Lisa Yates, and then how you," she glanced at Rimmer, "killed off an entire crew, and when you found the mechanoid several hundred years ago. My name is Malyne and I live here with my four sisters, Kalyi, Enala, Yidze, and Laiki."

Cat gaped at her, speechless, though Kryten looked quite dubious. "Miss . . Malyne, could you perhaps supply us with an OG unit?" he asked.

"Oh-yuegh, I mean, we crash landed," said Rimmer.

"Well aren't you Mister Obvious," mimicked Malyne. Rimmer opened his mouth to speak, but she cut him off. "Those men chasing you? Yes, I thought you would ask about them. Yidze killed them all. You'll be safe with us. Follow me, I will bring you home and feed you real food."

Cat leapt up behind her at once and prepared to follow her home. He was closely followed by Rimmer and Lister, who was still staring at Malyne's chest. Kryten followed Lister, frowning at Malyne's aggressive behavior.

He thought it could have been that she was without for men for too long of a time, but there was something in the way she spoke, something playful and tantalizing. Something wasn't quite right about her, something was off, and Kryten intended to find out what.

Malyne led the Dwarfer's to a raft just outside of their ship. They all climbed in and set off in the boat. When they rounded a corner, something large and scary jumped out at them.

"This isn't Planet Ino, it's more like Planet Oh-No!" shouted Cat, diving for cover in the small vessel.

Malyne just laughed.


I know, it's a cliffhanger, and it's short! I'm sorry, my finals are in two weeks or something and I really need to study. Next Friday is integrated science, then I have biology, so I might be a while, but I will update whenever possible! Thanks!