This is based off of the theory that the Dante from the crappy Devil May Cry 2 was actually Enzo Ferino, a bounty hunter who "wrote" a comment about Dante in the DMC1 game manual.

PROLOGUE

Dante sat with his feet propped up on his desk, arms behind his head and yawned. "I know you're here, who ever you are. It's no use studying me. I'm just gonna sit here." Dante's newly acquired sword Sparta, a combination of his and his brother's halves of his father's sword, flew off the stand and into his hand. Dante threw the sword like a boomerang into the wall near the corner of the room.

A tall figure with a black hood over his face stepped from the shadows, almost as if he had just appeared there. The sword rested in the wall right next to his head. He yanked Sparta from the wall and threw the sword at the man sitting at his desk like a dart, but Dante just back-handed the blade and it flew to the side, landing perfectly on its stand. The figure started laughing and pulled off his hood, revealing a face that looked so remarkably like Dante, you'd rack your brain trying to decide who was who. The only notable differences were the hooded man's darker eyes, and a sharper nose.

Dante easily leaped over his desk and flung his arms around the man, "Enzo!
Long time no see, pal, how ya been. I can't believe after all this time I still can't recognize your reading."

Well, I've been better, but I ain't here for cake and coffee. That, at first, was my plan, but on my way here I saw something disturbing. I thought you patrolled these streets every day. Follow me." Enzo jolted out the front door of Devil May Cry, Dante barely had enough time to grab his weapons. He went without his coat.

Dante ran down the street, his demonic energy making him run faster than any normal human should be able to. As he caught up to Enzo, the fellow bounty hunter leaped to the top of a tall building. Dante shrugged and shouted, "You and Trish, man, you and Trish." Dante, though able to jump considerably high, could never match Enzo or Trish. Dante air-hiked towards a building, kicked off of that building, and landed on a roof on the opposite side of the street. He jumped up to two higher roofs before he was at Enzo's level.

"See that?" Enzo said softly gesturing towards a run down building with boarded windows.

Dante was nearly overwhelmed by the demonic energy radiating from the building, "What the hell…" He jumped down to street level and bashed one of the boarded windows in with his fist. He saw nothing in that room. Enzo stepped down beside him and pointed towards the front door. Dante's face flashed a quick smile, written across the door was the word "FORIS," Latin for entrance, indicating a portal to the underworld within. "Well, tally-ho," he chuckled. He drew his hand made pistols Ebony and Ivory while Enzo drew his similar pistols. Dante kicked the door in cop-style and…