Disclaimer
I do not own Gundam Wing. I do not own any songs, items, etc. that are mentioned in this story unless they are my own characters/items/songs. Even though I wish I do. Didn't mention this before but there might be pairings and there might not be. Depending on matters of some sort.
Also, I would like to apologize for my grammar and spelling mistakes I've made in my last few chapters. I have some Grammar Nazis friends who pointed them out so for those who are also Grammar Nazis then I hope you can bear with me since I stink at grammar, spelling, etc.
Another also, a part of this chapter, which will go unnamed, was written/dictated by my friend "Glory"…wink…;-)…wink…Actually, for that matter I would like to say that each chapter I've written so far has been dictated, to a certain extent, by my friends "Glory," "Veronica," "Nina," "Alex," "Alexandra," and a few others you people wouldn't know. ENJOY!
"Talk" Talking aloud
'Think' Thinking to themselves
"Sing" Singing
Another WorldPrevious Chapter
"Fine. That just leaves you two." Suddenly all eyes were on Duo and Quatra. Duo was in deep thought, but Quatra looked deeply confused. He was getting read to side with Trowa and Heero when Duo suddenly asked.
"Will there be more pixie sticks with the coed?" he asked while remembering how Heero constantly took his away from him.
"YES!" the three girls shouted excitedly.
"Well Q and I are with the three girls." Before anyone could complain Sandy quickly stepped in.
"One boy and one girl to a room it is. Now, let's wait for our two homicidal friends to get back."
4:35, Food Lion
"INJUSTICE! THIS IS NOT FOOD! I REFUSE TO EAT IT!"
"Then you'll starve won't you." Glory never once looked up from her shopping list. "Now shut-up. You're drawing a crowd and scaring people at the same time."
"This. Is. Not. Healthy." Wufie was grinding his teeth and seeing red.
"I don't buy nor eat healthy food. If I do then it's not for me and besides…" she started rummaging through the cart and held up a can of diced peaches, "how can this not be healthy? It's fruit."
"IT HAS SUGAR IN IT!"
"Arghhhh! EVERYTHING HAS SUGAR IN IT!"
"THAT'S IT ONNA! YOU BUY YOUR FOOD! I WILL GET WHAT WE REALLY NEED!" and with that he left in a huff. Glory was still shaking with fury. 'How dare he talk to me like that! That egotistical, womanizing jerk will suffer. Oh how he will suffer. Mwahahahaha!' Glory stood there for a moment with an evil little smirk before she snapped to attention noticing that others were starting to give her mixed looks and continued her shopping.
5:40, Sandy's house
"You don't think they killed each other do you?" Sandy asked worriedly. "I mean Glory and Wufie have been gone for more than an hour."
"She probably wants some alone time with her lover boy." Alexandra said matter o fact, "besides, they have to shop for ten people on a limited budget for about a weeks worth of food. Of course it'll take them awhile and I for one would be surprised if they came home within the same hour they left. Also remember that Glory is driving."
"Oh yeah." the girls agreed with one another.
"I bet she killed him. If I was stuck shopping with my loser boy I know I'd kill him." Suddenly all eyes turned to Alex who was doodling and scribbling on some paper. "What?"
"Nothing Alex. Nothing at all. Oh, where are the guys?"
"Don't worry Nicka. They're outside looking around." Sandy replied without noticing the looks her friends were giving her. Alexandra voiced the question everyone was thinking.
"Fop. Nicka?"
"Who's Nicka?"
"That's what you called Veronica Sandy."
"Oh yeah. I remember that."
"…whisper…I worry about her." Alex whispered again.
"…whisper…so do I…aloud…Now let us go see what the boys are up t—." Veronica suggested in an overly cheerful way before she was rudely interrupting by the sounds of the doorbell and screaming.
DING DONG! DING DONG! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!" DING DONG! DING DONG!
The girls rushed to the front door, but when they pulled it open all they saw was a brunette haired girl looking around with a bored expression. "Yo."
"Nina! How ya doin'!" Sandy greeted the girl excitedly.
"Oh yeah. You're in Miss Bungi's gifted class with me. Wait, were you the one who screamed bloody murder?" Veronica and Alex asked suspiciously at the same time.
"Yeah." Nina stared at them and then turned to Sandy.
"So whatcha need?"
"Hideout."
"Ok! Come on in." They all moved away from the front door so Nina could come in. Sandy went to the sliding door, located in the family room, to call in the guys when she suddenly yelled, "Oh yeah! We're also staying with five guys and another girl! If anyone acts psychotic then that's just normal." Sandy then went out into the back to inform the boys that they had company.
Alexandra turned to Nina with a confused look. "Why do you need a hideout?"
"Do you want to die?"
"…No…"
"Pity, but the mafia is after me."
Alexandra's eyes were as wide as saucers. "You mean those nasty, Italian thugs?"
"…uh…yeah, sure…the Italian ones are after me…sure let's stick with that…" Nina's eyes looked everywhere for signs of movement before she finally relaxed.
"The carrot eaters and ones with stuffed cheeks?" Sandy asked with understanding as she rejoined the girls.
The other three girls stared at them with confusion. "What the hell are you people talking about?"
Nina looked around, took a deep breath and whispered, "The Bunny Mafia."
"The Bu—" Nina tackled Alexandra to the ground before she could finish speaking and hissed, "Don't say their name aloud! They might hear you!"
"SHUT-UP YOU SEXIST!" The door was suddenly pushed open and slammed into the closet door behind it. The girls met the eyes of a pissed off Glory as she once again slammed the door shut. When she saw her friends she suddenly brightened. "Hey guys!" then she spotted Nina, "oh hey Nina! What are you doing here?"
Nina once again looked around for signs of movement before whispering, "I need a hideout from the Bunny Mafia."
"What?"
"I won't repeat it."
"Why are you whispering the Bunny Mafia?"
Both Sandy and Nina jumped Glory, "Don't say their name aloud!"
Glory's eye began to twitch and came close to busting a blood vessel. "Get. Out. Now."
"But I live here!"
"GO!"
Just before the door fully closed on Sandy's and Nina's faces Sandy shouted, "Oh by the way! We decided the room arrangements and it's coed! You get your chink lover boy all to yourself!"
"WHAT! GET BACK HERE!" She yanked the door back open and jumped out, but the two girls had already taken off down the street.
Outside in Sandy's backyard, moments after Sandy left
The guys once again split up after Sandy went back inside. They were scouting out the neighborhood and trying to get an idea as to where the machine was. They were about 7 miles from where they had originally found themselves. Quatra and Trowa had gone one way, Duo had gone the other way, and Heero stayed in the backyard typing furiously on his laptop, but there was absolutely, positively no sign of the machine. Sighing, Heero pulled out his hand held radio and told the guys to come back in.
As Duo came back who heard the front door slammed and noticed that Wufie and Glory had returned from their shopping excursion. "Yo! Wu-man over here!"
"My name is WUFIE! Get it right Maxwell!"
"Anyway, Tro, Q and I went and scouted out the neighborhood, but found nothing of little or no importance to our mission. Although this place is pretty cool and all I'll have to wait until later to continue looking around. Heero just called us back in."
Wufie merely nodded and headed to the backyard. Duo followed and started chattering away about all the things he saw and the people who kept staring at him and calling him miss. When they got to the back they saw the other three guys. After some head shakes they went back inside the house and heard Glory once again yelling and slamming the door.
They caught some of the last few words and Quatra spoke up worriedly, "Miss Sandy said you would take the news about coed rooms nicely."
The girls turned around and noticed the guys while the guys noticed that Sandy was missing. Glory turned to Veronica, "Did you know?"
"Well…uh…"
"Did. You. Know!"
"…Yes…"
"AND YOU AGREED!"
"Actually I agreed to non-coed."
"WHAT!"
"What's going on?" Wufie asked cautiously.
"We're sharing a room." Before he could reply Mr. Pan mysteriously appeared out of nowhere holding Nina and Sandy by their collars.
"How did you catch them?"
The two girls gave Duo a dirty look, "Don't ask."
"Well hello once again young chits and the new young chit, Nina Keg." Mr. Pan greeted warmly. He took in all eleven teens, or chits, and chuckled. "Now then, I have informed all six of you girls parents and they took the new wonderfully."
"But how did you know about Ni—"
"Now now let me finish…"
"What do you mean our parents took the news wonderfully?"
"I mean what I said little ones. Now let me finish. I visited each home and told all of the parents that their daughters were participating in a new program called the Ambassadorial Learning Program. This program is designed to help new students get a better idea of our town and get to know the people of this town who are their own age. All six girls were assigned a new student to live with them and when at school the girls could show the feminine chits around. All twelve students are to live under one roof for a month or two so that the families and their expectations do not intimidate the new chits. All of the parents are to leave money every Monday at the front office so that the girls won't starve and such. There will be chaperones and all twelve students are responsible young adults and can take care of themselves."
All eleven teens stared at the old mad with shocked expressions as silence filled the air. Glory broke the silence first, "That's what you told them! What if they come here! What will happen when they find out that these feminine chits are guys!"
"Why am I being brought into your twisted little conspiracies? I wasn't even assigned anybody so why am I include?" Nina asked. All she needed was a hideout, not a role in their little soap opera.
"Oh you poor, pitiful chits and our poor, pitiful cries. You little Nina will be assigned someone later on when I can find another little random young man. Then you will have a proper role in our little soap opera."
Nina gave him the evil eye, but was ruined when Alexandra asked, "Why another guy?"
"Because we must not allow you girls to over run the guys and what not."
"Wait, who is going to be living with us as our chaperone?"
"I won't be living here, but I will check up on you every once in awhile."
"WHAT!"
"Well have fun little chits and goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England." and with that Mr. Pan closed the door ignoring the freaked expressions on the teens faces.
Glory snapped her fingers suddenly remembering the groceries. "Crap! WUFIE! How could you let me forget about the groceries! Let's hurry before they spoil!" and she raced out the door with the others slowly following.
Sorry for the wait. Happyness all around because it's on me! ;-)
