Sara: Story number one on my update like crazy day. I haven't updated this one in a long time so get ready for my Kagome-Chan irony! Wasn't the suspense just killing you?
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I swear after those words left his mouth, I looked at him like he grew an extra butt. I could feel my left eye begin to twitch.
"What do you mean 'and hello for the rest of your year employee' idiot?" I snapped and folded my arms. I caused my hat to fall in front of my eyes and slip off of my head. I cursed the day hat hair was invented.
"I mean I'm your boss now." He smirked at me a little. "And do you want a pay cut?"
"That's a bunch of bull," I smirked back. "And do you want your face reformed?" Inuyasha walked over to the sliding door and stepped into the small area. A radio was playing Gackt quietly. He looked about our surroundings like you would to a piece of meat. I sighed and rolled my eyes. This guy really was annoying. I turned around and started to differentiate the PS2 and Xbox magazines we received today. There was a poster taped on the wall next to me that ordered the colors, issues, sizes, and price you should sort it by. I just put it by Xbox and PS2. I felt hands on mine.
"That's not how it's done." I blushed beet red and I could see it in my hands.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" I spun around and put my hands on his chest to push him away. What a delightful picture for Sango to walk in on us. She opened her eyes wide and you could see the lettuce on the side of her cheek. She had a WacDonalds wrapper in her hand. Then to make it better you could here, "Welcome l33t gamers! I have a pocket full of money and I'm ready to spend it."
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Do you get sent to jail for murder of a minor? I was about to kill these obnoxious kids. I got down on my knees to the level of the youngest one that was crying.
"Now dry your tears and tell me what you want…" I couldn't finished what I said before her brothers piped in "SHE WANTS GRAND THEFT AUTO!" I spun around on them, aggravated.
"I asked this little sweetie what her favorite game was. Not yours…." I said through clenched teeth. What kind of parents are looking at the video section behind the curtain and leaving their kids behind? The little girl wiped her eyes with a small pudgy finger. Her short brown hair was sticky on her face due to the tears.
"I-I want B-Barbie Horse Creator." She said quietly. I smiled. So that's why her brothers wouldn't let her talk. I took her hand and led her down the B isle. I picked up Barbie Horse Creator for Gameboy and handed it to the child.
"There you go cutie." As I finished saying those words, the parents returned. I stood quickly and said icily, "Pay at the desk"
I walked towards the front desk and jumped it. I landed on something abnormally soft. I heard a curse and turned around. Inuyasha stood, looking at my feet. I looked down to where his eyes were. There were ten piles of magazines. I lifted my foot and saw that there were all of the Xbox and PS2 magazines that I refused to pack. They were all in a messed up pile now. I quickly ran to where the parents were waiting. The mother handed me that Barbie game and some race driving game. She quickly slipped an extra DVD underneath. I looked at it and gasped
"My virgin eyes!" I shouted and purposely dropped the DVD in the children's view. The dad looked at me furiously as he pushed his kids out of the way while the mother picked up the DVD.
"I demand to see your manager!" She snapped. I smiled.
"Sure. Oh Yashy!" I called. Inuyasha looked up at me from his floor spot where he was picking up the magazines. He narrowed his eyes and stood up.
"I'm sorry for my-" He coughed "rather rude employee." The mother looked at me and seemed pleased. Inuyasha took the DVD and rung it. I lay across the counter. The lady took the bag and thanked Inuyasha.
"Have a nice day!" I called and waved her goodbye. The daughter shouted, "BYE!" The doorbell rung as the woman closed the door. Inuyasha looked at me before he returned to his task.
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"What do you guys want for dinner?" I asked Inuyasha and Sango. I still had my convenient spot on the counter. Sango was kneeling on the floor and Inuyasha was sitting in his big shot chair. They were looking at each other. I rolled my eyes.
"Yes, Sango has boobs now can you answer my question?" I asked, my hand on the receiver. They continued to glare at each other. I looked at them both and none of their glares wavered.
"I would like a medium pineapple, make sure it has anchovies too. Its not like my best friend Sango is allergic to it. And I want dog treats." I looked at both of them as I made the order. Inuyasha smirked angrily but didn't look away from Sango. "And I want a large cheese pizza for myself. Yeah its my best friend's favorite." I could feel the man on the other side looking at the phone like I was crazy.
"Uh ma'am. We don't have dog treats." He said quietly.
"Well go out and buy some!" I whispered.
"I cant go out and buy dog treats…" The guy replied.
"Yeah you have my order. The medium pineapple and anchovies with the dog treats. And then the large cheese."
"But ma'am. We don't even serve pineapple or anchovies here. And I told you already, we don't have dog-"
"Thank You." I hung up the phone and looked at them. "Hope you all are hungry. There is a lot to go around." The two continued to stare at each other. I was getting aggravated now.
"What are your problems? Did everybody in the world suddenly go deaf? Or worse? Did I go deaf? I answered my own question when I heard the doorbell ring. The pizza man walked in with two boxes of pizza and a bag of Dog Chow. He panted.
"I ran to Shop Wrong and bought grated pineapples and anchovies. I also bought Dog Chow and added it on top at the last minute. I hope you enjoy. That will be twelve fifty." He said. I handed him a twenty and slammed the door shut. I brought the pizza in and Sango coughed. She closed her eyes and Inuyasha jumped for joy.
"Ha! I won!" He shouted. Sango looked at him.
"No fair." She said covering her nose. "I'm allergic to whatever is in those pizza boxes." She turned to me and narrowed her eyes. "Don't tell me I just lost my twenty-five dollar bet because you were angry and ordered everything I was allergic to!"
At that moment,
I could have sworn I was going to die.
"Welcome L33t gamers! I have tons of money and I'm ready to spend it!"
Thank kami for bad timing.
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There you go! For all of those readers who actually read this!
