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Ron & Harry: The True Story

Chapter 1

It started off like any day, but it was to change his whole perspective in life. He and Harry were going to Hogwarts Hair Salon and Beauty Spa, to get their weekly pedicures. It was a time where Harry and him could just sit back, relax and have some gossip time (without Hermione interrupting and ruining the moment!). Ron was so excited about going, he threw on his favorite song - My heart will go on by Celine Dion.

He sang his heart out; Harry had always said he was rather good at singing songs from the Titanic. As he sang he got out his special weekend robe! He wasn't allowed to wear it during school because Snape had said it much to feminine to be seen on a boy. Ron didn't know what Snape was talking about. It's colors were perfectly masculine, pink background with a light pink daisy pattern (daisy were a man's flower). The thing Ron liked best about the Robe was the frilly purple thing that lined the collar of the robe. Harry had bought one just like his, so they could always match when having a little boy's night out.

Anyways, Ron put on his Robe, and then went down the hall to see Harry. Harry was in his pink frilly robe to, but Harry had b-e-a-utiful pink fuzzy slippers on his feet!

Oh MY GODNESS!" Ron squealed.

"I know, they are so perfect" Harry cried.

"I need to get some of those!" Ron screamed, pointing down sadly to his pink high heals, that had once lit up whenever he steeped. Yet he had been so happy when he bought them that he danced all night in them, during his sleepover with Harry. The light had burnt out, and they just weren't as flashy as he needed them to be.

"We'll get you a pair of pink fuzzy slippers, after our pedicure, ok my little Ronkines?"

Harry said all sweetly.

Harry always had a way of making him feel better, like the time Ron had a totally horrible hair day. Harry had come over with his blow dryer, curling iron, AND ribbon! It was the greatest hairstyle he had ever gotten! Harry even added sparkles for effect!

"You're the greatest BFF any guy could ask for" Ron squeaked

"No you are silly" Harry squeaked back.

"Stop it!" Ron squealed.

"No you stop it!" Harry smiled back.

"This calls for a BFF H-U-G!"

They ran to each other and hugged, both putting one foot in the air as they did. Ron felt so happy having Harry as his Best Friend Forever! He knew he could always rely on him for fashion tips, a hug when he was insecure and a complement when he needed it.

Harry suddenly pulled away. "Ron was going to be late for our pedicure!"

Ron and Harry skipped down to Hogwarts Hair Salon and Beauty Spa, where they were greeted warmly. They took their seats at their usual place, and choose their nail polish (pink of course). Harry and Ron gossiped and gossiped, this was turning out to be a wonderful day.

When they finished their pedicure they walked down to the mall. They stopped at many shoe stores but just couldn't find what Ron was hopping for. Then it happened Ron's turning point in life!

Harry decided to try on some lip-gloss, it looked so nice on him. As Ron was admiring it he suddenly wanted to kiss Harry. Ron tried to shoe the thought away but it returned. Ron suddenly realized he was gay. He didn't know what to do so he stood there starring at Harry.

Suddenly pink and purple confetti flew up into the air and Ron knew what to do! He would totally throw an amazing 'GAY' party at Hogwarts for all the gay guys to get together and have a little chat then party for a while.

"I just had the most super idea Harry!" Ron squealed waving his hands about and jumping up and down.


Time to party. In a gay way!

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