Warnings: A grumpy Sanzo and a cheeky Goku with chocolate.
Summary: Goku believes he knows what Sanzo is really hungry for.

Chocolate Swirl

"Mmm..."

"What the hell is that, Goku?"

"Hakkai's home-made fudge. You want some?"

"Oh yes, I'd love a few extra pounds and a heart attack."

"It's your favorite. 'Chocolate swirl'."

"Is it?"

"So creamy."

"No."

"Mmm... melty."

"Keep that up and you'll get soft around the hips."

"Will not."

"Well, not round like that imposter Hakkai, but definitely squiggly."

"That's rich, coming from Mr. six sausages at breakfast."

"Protein."

"Just come lick some off my fingers."

"No!"

"I know you want to."

"Of course I want to, but I, unlike you, have self-control."

"Fine, I'll lick them myself. You watch."

"Oh gods."