Summery: Old photos of new parents

"Is that you Yaone?"

"What? Oh, yes. It was one of my mother's favorites."

"Nice bows."

"Kindly shut up, Doku."

"And shiny shoes! Oh, you were so adorable!"

"Were? There goes your Christmas gift."

"I'll earn it back later. How old were you?"

"I don't know, one, maybe two?"

"Beautiful."

"I know."

"Our children will be gorgeous."

"What if I don't want to soil my flawless genes with your standy-up hair, blotchy skinned ones?"

"Too late. I'm pretty sure I was there when you got pregnant."

"But not certain?"

"And they say romance is dead."

"Not dead, just lazy."

"And wears bows, apparently."

"Embarrassment to society."

"You're one to talk. Swallowed a balloon, did you?"

"Well, maybe I wouldn't be so fat if Dokugakuji spawn didn't require so much room."

"The cheek I put up with."

"And the ass I put with."

"Very good point."

"Wait. What are you doing?"

"Taking this home. I love it."

"It's just a baby picture, Doku."

"I have one of me at this age, too."

"That's very nice. Now put it down please."

"No. I didn't get enough family pictures the first time around. Please?"

"Ah, begging boyfriends, my favorite."

"That a yes?"

"I suppose, but no more talk of bows."

"No deal."