Marriage Made in Heaven? NOT

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And it's sequel, COLLEGE PUNKS

Still at the hotel

"You bitch! How dare you slap me, Inu-yasha??!!"

"Your nothing but a pompous bastard who is too full of himself, grow up." Kagome snarled at the pissed off hanyou standing in front of her.

Inu-yasha just stood there in shock, thinking, 'shit, she is the first person to ever slap or curse at me. This year will be a living hell.'

Once Kagome had calmed down, she smiled at Inu-yasha and said, "All right, so when are you going to fly back to L.A.? I was planing to leave in two days, but I can delay it, since we do have a lot of lies to plan out."

"Wench, I am leaving the same day and I refuse to delay my flight out of this hellhole. It shouldn't take all that long to come up with a believable lie."

"Yes, it will you jerk, no one can find out we got drunk and then married!!! It would destroy our careers, and leave you on the street begging, or maybe a gigolo."

"Only me? What the hell about you?"

"Me? I save most of my money, I have over 5 million saved up, as well as unemployment, and a lovely state pension, by the look of it, you busted all of your money on clothes, and your girlfriend, right??"

"Shut the hell up bitch." Inu-yasha refused to admit that if this did get out to the media, he would be a lovely hobo.

"Whatever, just help me come up with a story, and then once we buy the house, I won't give a damn if you have prostitutes, over so long as it doesn't bother me or my work."

In the end they had decided on the story that they had met a few years ago in a courtroom, which was true should anyone decide to investigate, dated for a while, and broke up. Then when they both met in Las Vegas, they realized how much they missed each other and married.

"It is as corny as hell, but I suppose it shall have to do." Kagome grumbled.

"Feh"

"Come on, we have to go on-line and buy a freakin house otherwise, who has ever heard of newlyweds that don't live together."

After several hours of slapping each other, and arguing, they settled on a 5 acre house, with 7 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms, a kitchen, living room, dining room, den, laundry room, game room, and a four car garage. (I feel like a real estate agent )

Two days Later at the Airport

Kagome and Inu-yasha were battling their way though the pain in the ass reporters that followed them like the plague, as they tried to get past the security point where they couldn't follow them.

Coincidentally, their seats were right next to each other, much to Inu- yasha's displeasure. Now he had to sit next to the bitch from hell for 3 hours.

"Inu-yasha? I was wondering please can I sue Kikyo, I mean she called me a slut and you a two-timing bastard, please can I sue the shit out of her?"

Wondering over this Inu-yasha flatly said, "FUCK NO."

"Well, why the hell not?"

"Because she was right you are a slut, and a whore, and probably a prostitute to as wealthy as you are bitch."

"You JACKASS! You just can't accept that I earned my money, where as you probably sold yourself to make your money."

"Whore, are you calling me a gigolo?"

"No shit, Sherlock."

All Inu-yasha did for the remainder of the flight was drink and sleep, while Kagome wondered what was going to happen to her back in L.A. since she got married without her mother's permission, or without telling her best friends, Sango and Miroku Houshi, who had married last year.

She decided to deal with it as it came, and put away the thoughts about suing Kikyo's ass off, until later. As she dozed off to a dreamless sleep.

In L.A.

"Fight 9045, nonstop flight from Las Vegas to Los Angeles, is now preparing to land, please lock your trays on the upright position, and buckle your seat belts." Came the voice of the pilot from the cockpit.

Kagome and Inu-yasha were both woken up by this announcement and mumbled painful curses that should inflict the asshole that woke them up.

When the newlyweds departed the plane, and left that airport a limo came around the front to pick them up and save them from the reporters and paparazzi.

"Thank you Kaede-baba, I don't know what I would do without you" Kagome said gratefully.

"So who the hell is this old hag anyway?" Inu-yasha smirked until Kagome slapped him across the face again.

"You bastard, don't insult her, she helped raise me, no thanks to my parents."

Inu-yasha stored this little tidbit of information for a later time.

"Sorry Kaede, I didn't mean to insult you." Inu-yasha apologized, mainly so that Kagome wouldn't slap him again.

"The two of ye, really hate each other don't ye?" Kaede observed, "The two of ye, got drunk and ended up married didn't ye, Kagome, Inu-yasha? I know it's true, Kagome must have been drunk before she ever considered marrying the likes of ye, Inu-yasha."

"Shut up you old hag." Inu-yasha snapped at Kaede.

Kagome ignored him wondering, if she could tell what happened in Las Vegas, who else will be able to?

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