Title: Another Reason to Beat a Monkey
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Because we can all see Goku saying this.

"Now, listen closely, Goku. I'm only going to tell you this once."

The monkey-boy sat crossed his legs and leaned forward expectantly.

"'If you meet the Buddha, kill him. If you meet the Patriarchs, kill them. Free of all, bound by nothing, you live your life simply as it is.' That's the one teaching that my master left me. And now, I'm giving it to you."

Sanzo watched as Goku appeared to think this over for a few moments, biting his lower lip and scrunching up his eyebrows. Of course, he should have known better.

"Hey, Sanzo…"

"Yes?"

"Who's Buddha?"