Marriage Made in Heaven? NOT!
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I GOT MY FIRST FLAME, THAT I DIDN'T MIND, I MINDED BEING ACCUSED OF PLAGIARISM. I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE ANYTHING IN THIS STORY, I CAME UP WITH IT BY REQUEST OF MY FRIEND KAYLN WHO HAS SUPPORTED MY WRITING.
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At Kagome's and Inu-yasha's new house
"Kaede, how did you know that we really weren't newlyweds?" Kagome asked anxiously.
"After raising ye for your whole life, I know ye wouldn't get married in Las Vegas unless you were very drunk." Kaede croaked.
"Do you think anyone else will be able to tell the difference Kaede-baba." Kagome said.
"No child, apart from me, maybe ye mother and Sango and Miroku, but apart from that nobody else should be able to tell the difference, and no, I shall not tell a soul of what I know." Kaede smiled knowingly.
"Now that all of that shit is taken care of, old hag, grab my bags, and haul them and your ass upstairs so that I crash."
Of course, by now you would have thought Inu-yasha would have learned his lesson, but no and for being rude he was instead of slapped across the face, this time he was kicked in the balls.
"You rude bastard!!" Kagome shrieked, "How dare you insult an elderly woman, and be such a lazy asshole?? Next time you do that, I swear, I will make sure you can never have children." And with that lovely departing threat, Kagome marched upstairs to her room, leaving poor Inu-yasha bent over, on the floor, holding his crotch for dear life, while mumbling about sadistic bitches from hell that are out to get him.
Meanwhile with Kagome
Kagome was pacing back and forth in her bedroom wondering how the hell she could have allowed herself to get drunk enough to meet and marry such an asshole.
She only remembered drinking 3 martinis and she knew from college years that her limit was 9 martinis before becoming drunk.
Then it hit her, the guy she had been on a date with, he had gotten all of her drinks for her, and she had never thought about if he was slipping a little something extra into her drink.
"Shit! How the hell could I be so stupid as to allow someone else get me drink in a bar?" Kagome said to herself.
"Ya know, talking to yourself isn't exactly a good thing"
"Huh?"
Kagome turned around to see who had spoken to her only to discover her 'lovely' husband standing in her doorway.
"No, Inu-yasha I was thinking, the night I got drunk and married to you, I only had 3 margaritas, and that isn't enough to get anyone drunk, but a guy had been fetching my drinks for me so I am thinking what if he drugged me, but why? Did he want to rape me? And why pick me?" Kagome said.
"You actually have a good point." Inu-yasha grudgingly admitted, "Someone else got my drinks too, and I only drank 5 beers, and for a hanyou too get drunk they have to drink at least 20 beers, if not more, because we heal fast from the alcohol poisoning in beer."
"But if someone was drugging us, were they trying to drug us in particular, or were we just random victims, and if so, why, what would result from our marriage?" Kagome inquired.
"I don't know, that is the question isn't it? Do you remember what bar you were at?" Inu-yasha replied.
"Yes I was a guest in the Palms hotel, and it was there I met the guy and got drunk. What about you?"
"No, I was a guest in the Belaggio, that's where I met the man who bought me all of my drinks that night."
"Are your parents in any powerful positions, like in the government?" Kagome inquired.
"No, not at all, mom is a housewife, an dad works for a big corporation, although my elder brother Sesshomaru, he is the state senator, nut if they were hoping to get anything out of him they were sadly mistaken, he hates my guts, you?"
"No, my father is dead, and my mother works for a corporation, my little brother is only 15 so, what does this mean?" Kagome answered slowly, so you could see the cogs turning in her brain thinking of any possibilities.
Inu-yasha just looked at her strangely saying, "That is the question, isn't it?"
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