Marriage Made in Heaven? NOT!

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At Kagome's House

'uhhh, is it time to go to court already?' Kagome thought as she threw her alarm clock out of the window, and began to stumble her way to the bathroom to take a shower.

Of course being half asleep, she didn't notice noises coming from inside and opened the bathroom door to reveal a naked Inu-yasha, just about to step into the shower.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kagome shrieked as she ran out of the room claiming she needed to bleach her eyes.

All Inu-yasha did was smirk, step into the shower and begin singing, "I'm so sexy, yes I am, all the girls want me, yes they do."

After Kagome finished crying into Keade's arms, and she walked upstairs to take a shower in the other bathroom, she of course heard Inu-yasha singing his sexy song, and decided better safe than sorry and fetched a tape recorder, and recorded his singing in case, she needed it for blackmail at a later date.

After finishing her blackmail tape, Kagome saw the time on a the grandfather clock in the hallway, and quickly had a 10 minutes shower, blow dried her hair and braided it down her back, dressed in a forest green dress suit, put on a few touches of make-up and ran down to the kitchen to grab a bagel from Kaede.

As she ran out of the door she ran into a well muscled chest and fell flat on her ass.

"Damn wench, try not to be so clumsy will ya?" Inu-yasha growled, also angry that her had to go to court today, and give a testimony.

"Shut up jackass, you're the one that was hogging up the entire doorway, with your fat ass!" Kagome retorted as she tried not to stare at how awesome he looked today in a black suit that contrasted with his silver hair, that was currently tied in a low ponytail.

Inu-yasha just took a deep breath so as not to blow up in her face and calmly asked, "So where are you going today Kagome?"

"I have to go to court and prosecute a murderer." Kagome answered while getting coffee to go with her bagel.

"So am I, actually, who is the judge for the case?"

"Judge Myoga Tao, he is one of the best judges on this world, and he always has cookies in his office for the lawyers, so he is my favorite judge to work with." Kagome replied curious what all of these questions of his were leading up to.

"Well in that case, lets get into the car, and go to the courthouse since we are going to work in the same place today, say Kags, um... , are you the prosecutor or the defense lawyer in this case."

"I am a state prosecutor, so I always prosecute, and what is with my new nickname Inu?" Kagome asked angrily.

Inu-yasha had just shut off after hearing she was the prosecutor for the case, swearing under his breath so that his new wife wouldn't hurt him for saying certain words, but snapped out of it when Kagome stuck her head in his face to see if he was okay, after seeing him just zone out on her like that.

"Huh? What are you doing Kagome?" Inu-yasha asked while thinking about how lovely her lips looked, and then began to mentally slap himself at the thought.

"Trying to snap you out of your daydream, now come on Inu, we have get to the courthouse an hour before the trail starts." Kagome sad as she dragged him into the passenger seat of her car, and then got on the drivers seat and sped off, on order to arrive on time.

At the Courthouse

There were several hundred people bustling around going to different court rooms, but every
single person acknowledged Kagome's presence because she was one of the best lawyers there are in the country.

Inu-yasha was agape at everything going on and that Kagome seemed to know everyone they
came in contact with, so out of habit he put an arm around Kagome's waist so he felt more secure in this hellhole, as he thought of it.

Kagome, knowing what he must be thinking, just smiled and put her arm around his waist to offer him any additional comfort that she could.

At this moment, A loud yell came from in the crowd saying, "Kagome, my woman, what the hell did muttface here have to blackmail you with in order to get you to marry an ass like him??"

Inu-yasha just looked down at Kagome's face as she whispered, "Ohh, shit, Kouga, not now."

When the body the voice belonged to finally came out of the crowd, it revealed a tall, handsome wolf-demon, with his long black hair in a high ponytail, and cobalt bye eyes, and was wearing a midnight blue slue, which only flattered his toned, powerful body.

"Hi, Kouga." Kagome said, putting a mask over her emotions, in order to help control her urges to castrate Kouga, "How are you?"

"I am lovely, and so are you, now why are you with dog boy here? You are my woman, Kagome and I will do everything in my power to get you back." Kouga said as Kagome and Inu-yasha tiptoed off, to get away from the irritating wolf-demon.

"Well, who was that?" Inu-yasha drawled as they made their way to Judge Myoga's office.

"An irritating demon, who won't take no for an answer, he keeps saying that I am his woman, and it really pisses me off." Kagome retorted while trying not to take her anger out on the innocent hanyou, "Anyway, why are you here today anyway?"

"I am a witness for the prosecutor, in order to put the murderer in jail, because he is on trial for killing my parents, and I want him in jail rotting away for the rest of his life."

Kagome just wrapped her arm around his waist even tighter, gave him a peck on the check and walked into Judge Myoga's office while saying, "Don't worry Inu-yasha, I will do my best to make sure the bastards who murdered your parents go to jail for life."

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