Disclaimer: Wait a minute! Why do I have to do this? Is this a joke to make us write more? Oh, well. I don't own Fruits Basket or America's Funniest Videos.


Shigure walked out on stage. "Hello and welcome to America's Funniest Videos!"

"SHIGURE!" At the sound of his name, he turned, only to see Akito, having a fuss.

"What?" Shigure gave his best puppie-dog pout.

"You are not the host."

"But...Akito!" he whined, stressing the second syllable.

"But nothing. Get off the stage."

"Fine..." Shigure walked off the stage, and let's not forget the pouting look on his face.

"Shigure just doesn't want to be a contestant." Akito gave a smirk.

"Just get on with it!" Yuki yelled from the crowd.

"Fine. Our first catagory is 'Baby Butts and Their Comparison to-"

"AKITO!"

"Hatori, do you have an issue with this catagory?"

"Yes!"

"What's that?"

"Um...I..."

"The fact that you are a contestant?"

"Finish the Catagory name!"

"Fine. Comparison to Other Things! The first clip is called "My little pony!"

The clip played and Rin's very sleek-skinned butt showed up on the screen.

"That's why you don't get out the whipped cream at the same time you change a diaper!" Akito called out as the baby Rin sat in the whipped cream bowl.

"Rin!" someone on the clip shouted at her as she grabbed a My little Pony© doll.

"That's the end of that clip!" Rin shouted out from her seat.

"Yes, you're right! That is the end. And now...please welcome our next video 'Yuki and Kyo!'"

"That's not a title!" Yuki was furious with the title, but even more angry with the video clip. He and Kyo had been playing outside, but Yuki had tripped. As Kyo was laughing, Kyo's pants fell down, showing his bare-naked butt.

"Now that's what I call baby butt skin!" Akito almost laughed...Almost.

"I haven't even laughed like this in front of my parents!" Yuki said through laughs.

"Alright! I got Yuki to laugh! Anyway...and now the moment that I know Hatori has been dreading...'Hatori's Naked Butt!'" The clip rolled, and an embarrased Hatori sat blushing throughout the entire clip. The video showed a clip of someone changing a mini-Hatori's diaper while he slept.

"Awwww...That's soooooooo adorabable!" Akito shouted.

"Akito! Don't raise your voice!" Kyo called out.

"And why not, Kyo?"

"Because."

"We'll have to discuss that after the show."

"Fine!"

"Anyway...We'll be back after the break, so stay right there and continue watching!"


It was kinda short, but hey, I'm just gettin' started! R&R!