Marriage Made in Heaven? NOT!
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Ding Dong
"Who the hell is it at this ungodly hour?" Sango grumbled as she opened the door to reveal none other than Kagome.
"Yay!! I really need your help Miroku is trying to explain where babies come from to Sakura, and he really is a pervert, and why the hell is your husband and the state senator standing behind you?"
Kagome rubbed her head while grimacing at Sango's response.
"The senator is my brother-in-law, and he too was blackmailed into this movie, and we came to pick up his script and to rehearse if you have the time."
"Sure, after you help me with the where babies come from, I swear if he describes sex to her, I will kill him."
While Kagome lead her friend back into her house, with Inu-yasha silently following her, Sesshomaru once again wondered if he should really trust Rin with these people, but the only other option at the time and he would rather die, that have Rin go though what he had.
He still had nightmares of lacy tea doilies and pinched cheeks.
Inside the house, there was a whole herd of animals running around after a dog, who was smiling as he ran from the angry mob, Sango noticing his questioning look, answered his question.
"Kit stole the other animals toys again, and now they are after his blood again."
"Again?"
"He does this almost daily, but he is always all right, except for the time where they broke his leg, but apart from that he gets away from them nearly scratch free, which really is a miracle."
They then walked into what appeared to be the living room, where Miroku and Sakura, were sitting on a base leather couch and Miroku was saying, "When two people love each other, and they want a baby, they go to the bedroom, undress and then..."
"MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!" Sango screamed.
"What the HELL were you thinking, she is six years old, she doesn't need to know anything about how babies are made, sweetie, they come from the stork." She said to Sakura while Miroku tried to sneak out of the house.
"Hold it bub, you aren't going anywhere, we are going to spend some quality time with Kagome and her family."
"Are you Sesshomaru Tashio?" Miroku asked while looking at his guests.
"Yes, why?"
"I was just wondering when you would show up for your script, that's all."
"Miroku, you knew about this??"
"Of course I had to hand out all of the scripts, I noticed that he wasn't there and took note of it, why??"
"And you didn't tell me!!" Sango yelled while walking towards Miroku with an oversized boomerang in her hand.
"Ummm....no??" He said while hiding behind Kagome.
"Arrghh, you bastard!"
"Yes, but you wouldn't dare hurt Kagome."
"Fine, no sex for a week then."
"WHAT!! Sango, honey, you can't do that to me!"
Sango just smirked when she saw his reaction, and her giant boomerang went back to wherever she had gotten it from.
Kagome and the others just sweatdropped at this, while thinking, 'poor, stupid Miroku.'
"This is very entertaining and all, but I came here for a reason, and I would like to leave soon." Sesshomaru said while mentally adding, 'Before my sanity completely goes away.'
"All right, hold your horses man, I'm getting your script." Miroku yelled as he ran over to his briefcase and started to rummage though it for said script.
Meanwhile, Sakura came up to Sesshomaru and innocently asked, "Would you like to have an orgy mister??"
At hearing this Sango once again produced her giant boomerang and swung it at her poor husband, while screaming, "YOU DUMBASS!!! HOW COULD YOU TELL HER ABOUT THAT??"
In the middle of all this Sesshomaru passed out onto the floor from the shock of having a six year-old ask him that.
Of course, after he passed out, his concealment spell wore off, and revealed to everyone that their state senator, was really a full-fledged demon.
"Well now we know how they blackmailed Sesshomaru into doing this movie." Sango muttered.
"What do you mean?" Kagome asked while cocking her head to one side.
"Most people would be pissed to discover that their senator was really a demon, and would likely try to kill him, his servants, and his ward, so in order to keep this his little secret, he must have a concealment spell that hides his demonic features. So Swan Enterprises blackmailed him using the fact that they know of his demon heritage, but how? Something like this would likely be kept a secret from everyone, so how would they have found out about it, do they have spies following all of us around?" Miroku answered.
"I never thought of it like that."
At this everyone turned to the hanyou that was kneeling by his older brother.
"To find out who is responsible for the blackmailing information, we should make a list of all our friends and people you may have met over the past 2 years, and by that, I mean you have to have met them more than three times."
"From there I can go and try to figure out who the little spy is."
When he noticed all of the funny looks that he was getting, he glared and said, "Please don't tell me you forgot I am one of the best detectives in California?"
After receiving their blank looks, he muttered about dumb-asses who are out to get him, before turning to his brother to await his return to consciousness, so they could talk some more, especially about his little concealment spell.
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